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257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

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257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

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 aeroaero: people with different tastes are WRONG
 Grep Jelly: @mcnullesworth boiling a sweet beer like that could yield you some caramel, which could top a pie. You could also use starch, gelatin, or pectin with your reduced pumpkin ale as a separate layer within your pumpkin pie.
 mcnugglesworth: @Thyming if it would work that would rule, but boiling beer turns it into reduction sauce. And many pumpkin beers are good, someone is just mad about autumn again
 Thyming: Instead of throwing it away, can we trying boiling it use it for the liquid ingredients in a pumpkin pie?
 grizzly: I happen to like many pumpkin beers. Festive and tasty.
Image 57551   10-06-15   Uploaded by    ptrain
 AverageJoe: I liked the original Mortal Kombat better
 ch: They're not going to be happy about this at the office Monday
 Vimp Horpumbies: @Robespierre Thanks for that neat song!
 Prombom: "I ... falll ... to pieeee-cessss (do, do, doooo)..."
 Warezlock: Too much photo, not enough shop.
 Galacta: Too much bomb, not enough dive.
 Greyfeathers: Isaac Clarke's Vacation.
 grizzly: More like a botched science experiment.
 mcnugglesworth: Botched panorama or long exposure?
Image 57550   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Grep Jelly: grape nugs.
 Knice: Try out fir Weedies instead. Or Cinnamon Toast Kush.
 Eugene: its funny because its true? is he this hard up for cash?
 The Man: --slap bass line plays--
Image 57549   10-06-15   Uploaded by    elmosco
 HermwoodLitmajor: Getting ready for the lookalike contest at the Yukon bar that Cornelius used to frequent
Image 57548   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Korrok: What's in the box?!
 smarkles: @Judge Bread Or the suit is a tattoo.
 HenryVIII: This is from the episode where Jim encases Dwight's phone in Jello and Pam is upset about something
 soccer: I call the one in the suit Bitey.
 Judge Bread: Underneath his suit are a ton of Maori tattoos
 Muncharito Beanworld: wtf is this
Image 57547   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 elmosco: "these are skittles you stupid fuck"
 seam: oh great they're all standing up
 CuriouSir: annual meeting of the slim shady look-alike convention.
 dark.elf.raya: The Malfoy lookalikes were disappointed after their cloaks shrunk in the wash and they had to find someone else to cosplay...
 waynelord: Oompa-loompas testing the latest batch of candy.
 saluted: Spunky
 Warezlock: Sheesh, one of him is bad enough.
 HermwoodLitmajor: If blond hair came in a bottle everybody would--oh. Never mind
 Eugene: being a while male has its drawbacks
 DrinkMixMan: Marshal Mathers eating Trix? Will the real Eminem please raise your hand? I don't get it.
 blargruck: will the real slim shady pass the rice?
 Watch Out: Yo dawg
Image 57546   10-06-15   Uploaded by    grid
 Korrok: NotTheFarSide.jpg
 lizzz: finally, something good
 Bernie 2016: More BARN
 Mr. Lizard: Isn't that what autotune's for?
 skillet: And, of course, more cowbell.
 DrinkMixMan: Said no mainstream music producer in the last decade ever
 kayjay: this is ableist
Image 57545   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Dorb
 DrinkMixMan: @Minx: I thought that was breakfast jizz (#57352)
 Minx: Mmmhmm, breakfast jaz, the perfect way to start any morning.
 Niels Bohr: @Waffleiron It's impossible to ruin a love supreme
 WaffleIron: @DrinkMixMan no no no no nope nope i hate you now. there's an album i cant listen to again without thinking about dennys.
 rubix1924: Staxaphone
 DrinkMixMan: Make sure to empty your syrup valve
 DrinkMixMan: John Coltrane's A Love Supreme: $5.99 breakfast combo now available at Denny's
 WotGives: Flapsax?
Image 57544   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Ktoboe
 iddqd: according to the heisenberg uncertainty principle, an electron is more like a field-oid, than an actual particle - and fields don't have a limited size (although their strength falls off quadratically with distance). So one electron could very well (technically) be the size of the whole universe.
 Lutha: it's your penis
 ann: Why has no one said it's the posters penis?
 Gurt Flumoble: Even that typing error is small
 Gart Flumumbies: When you're all finished laughing the things are stroll small
 Knice: Spatial K shakin' things up.
 arglebargle: Go get 'em Ken M!
 randominput: This is actually not the joke I was expecting.
 Grep Jelly: what if like, small things are actually big things, but were, like, super big? and bigger things are just bigger kinds of the smaller things? trippy.
 tib gubb: brian is cool
Image 57543   10-06-15   Uploaded by    homeless
 celebgate: Audio 2! Awesome fucking picture! Everyone Rad this or im giving you AIDS
 artfulcodger: fresh
 Knice: Top billin milk is chillin
 grizzly: Now I want a Gizmo's Cuttin' shirt.
 DrinkMixMan: "Rad" indeed
Image 57542   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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