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268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
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 mcnugglesworth: Oh, this brings back memories of my childhood and those "childrens" cartoons I probably shouldn't have been watching
 Science: He's TOAST-A-RIFIC!
 eider: Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
 hosehorse: Powdered Toast Man!!! "Will evil never rest? I hope not!"
Image 57421   10-06-15   Uploaded by    tib gubb
Score:
275
 
 Grep Jelly: @Gaple Horpomple thanks for making me google cherubism. The goat man is nothing compared to that shit.
 Greyfeathers: Live action LEGO movie, incoming!
 NoOneImportant: i'm sure she has a great personality
 Youll Cowards: Grimmest selfie ever
 Noremak: The Crimson Chin's daughter, Crimson Jaw.
 mcnugglesworth: My opinion is unwanted.
 Gaple Horpomple: It's called cherubism.
 miller: looks*
 smarkles: She kind of looks like #57421
 Korrok: No amount of prayer is going to fix that (or anything else for that matter) and that just fine with me!
 Poop van Pants: @bigusdickus .. and how does that song from Lonely Island go ???
 NoRagrets: At least if she's a lego she can easily swap out accessories and hair styles.
Image 57420   10-06-15   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
162
 
 Minx: The reason people think red heads have no soul is because of THESE red heads... Christ, ruining it for the rest of them, gawd.
 Minx: he's just expressing his hate for everyone who said redheads have no soul
 youshall: I bet you can't do that with your crotch
 Noremak: My mom would slap the fuck out of me if she knew all the times I played with fire.
 duckybox: Johnny Dangerous, hot redhead, searching on tinder ...
 ch: Anarchy, Tad. Anarchy.
 duckfarts: kid's got skills
Image 57419   10-06-15   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
353
 
 twenty4: haha @Red im dying well played
 Red: plenty of dudes love women without ever having touched one
 wampastompa: idiot boy
Image 57418   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
215
 
 eider: He's dead now.
Image 57417   10-06-15   Uploaded by    wheels
Score:
261
 
 XLY: Impressive cosplay
 Musician: The single m's were the orginals. Real street, y'know? Not like those Hollywood rip-off poseurs the M&Ms. And strung out...always.
 Butcherboy: the 7up spot in the witness protection program
 NoRagrets: most celebrities don't put on makeup for paparazzi, these guys are no exception
Image 57416   10-06-15   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
160
 
 effzeeceekay: fucking smug ass baby
 p-niiice: jaden trump prepares for another day of losers at the daycare
 duckfarts: baby jim breuer
 NoRagrets: he's got sinatra hair
 professional: oh man that baby looks totally blazed
 Jorp Lulter: Stoned
Image 57415   10-05-15   Uploaded by    Lobster666
Score:
224
 
 chelseachels: real doll owners convention. In the basement during a furry convention.
 Advice Person: Hashtag redpill.
 Korrok: Oh good, more erection-enduing nightmare fuel.
 bug: Is he giving a powerpoint presentation to his real dolls?
 duckfarts: look out! there's a tornado brewing down south!
 kate shutupton: Dude, you look like you permanently emotionally traumatized your sex doll. Real smooth.
Image 57414   10-05-15   Uploaded by    cody
Score:
261
 
 Frank herbert: nice melon
 mcnugglesworth: Kim Davis: The Early Years
 burritos: @Musician you're talking about the melon, right?
 pisspig: what an asshole
 Musician: She is going to have one normal kid, right there. Extra normal.
 drhenry: Try to take my melon, liberals! Just try it!
 drilldo: I love the NRA. I enjoy shooting melons. I might be pregnant ... again. I love a man that votes for Romney. Message me if you think we have something in common.
 duckfarts: melony griffith
Image 57413   10-05-15   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
135
 
 Rent A Dog: First, i'd do it. Then, i'd tell her that, next time she wants to do something like that, she should talk about it first with the dude, because springing it suddenly could get most people outta the zone.
 WaffleIron: 10/10 would watch this porno again.
 Korrok: *To answer... stupid keyboard.
 Korrok: Yo answer your question... yes.
 NoRagrets: on the bright side, at least you have control of your rival's name for the rest of his life
 duckfarts: you two-timing hussy!
 a robot: Pokemon is annoying
 Skinr: worth the read, trust me
 Bro Bro: Anime dork fishing for sexual validation. How sad.
 Thyming: I have never been so happy to read something this long to the end.
Image 57412   10-05-15   Uploaded by    jenniwithani
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