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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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 Noremak: I'm having flashbacks to the time I pissed out a blood clot for the nurse who didn't believe me.
 MaronaPossessed: Sir, you have a problem...
 Gaple Horpomple: Oh raspberry Mio, the things a couple squirts of you wont do...
 MassDefect: I don't get it. Is this not normal?
 petunias: "Guys calm down, it's not my blood."
 NoRagrets: might....uh.....might wanna get that checked out there buddy
 WotGives: Oh, sure. when she does it, it's all, "Mother nature's blessing blah blah." But when i bleed from my crotch, it's a problem
Image 55737   09-25-15   Uploaded by    superfudge
 San DoDo: Well, if it's ambidextrous..
 froggyfresh: an upgrade for Rabbi Tuck
 Gaple Horpomple: Ted Pella has the best brain matrices; it is known.
 LogicKitty: The mouse revolution has begun! Death to the mouse king!
 Relp: So easy a child can do it.
 ch: "Whoa. I know kung fu." [FX: sound of head chopping]
 Flurble: once you train your brain matrice to feel and understand, you can guillotine it. Science.
 dobbiesdoogs: for scientists and budding serial murderers
Image 55736   09-25-15   Uploaded by    EvilOtter
 Gaple Horpomple: It's absurd that it has the iconography that it does. Remember when they just put a sign that said "Unisex
 Korrok: I think that one's just another guy but in a baggy shirt an with an erection... towards a baby? Wha...?
 froggyfresh: @Gaple Horpomple hur hur absurd analogies about people's identities are so funny (eye roll)
 Lutha: 10 bucks says the store owner is a diaper fetishist
 bbbrandon: death is certain
 Skinr: I will happily rad-vote this every time it is posted again
 pisspig: Death is certain
 Gaple Horpomple: This triggers me. I dentify as room and people resting in me, oh screw it, I can't I just can't.
 nightmarez: "Just.. Just piss here. Jesus I don't know anything about this postmodern feelgood crap, I just know you fuckers will destroy me on the Yelp, otherwise"
 NoRagrets: babies are a gender? or is that an oompa loompa race thing?
 earl: eww, girls have cooties
 Kevin II: The braille says "No blind people allowed"
Image 55735   09-25-15   Uploaded by    elli
 skillet: Always stop to take a picture before rendering aid.
 gary: #55737 first. Then goodnight Irene.
 randomhobo: Apparently #55735 also accomodates those who identify as Cys-corpse.
 smarkles: Goodnight, sweet prince.
 NoRagrets: hmmmm.....possible dead body. Let me upload this real quick before I check.
 ch: THERE'S my inflatable pass-out drunkard doll
 a robot: Someone needs to reevaluate their life choices
 Niels Bohr: @noble naga yes.
 Rent A Dog: oh lord am i witnessing a murder or a sex scene
Image 55734   09-25-15   Uploaded by    JohnLennon
 wolfskin: I know there's a joke here about republicans, teapartiers.. Middle class.. White.. No, I got nothing.
 Chronic Fatigue: Your real father ran away with the spoon.
 eider: That elephant got his tea set pregnant.
Image 55733   09-25-15   Uploaded by    a robot
 Handyman: Not bad
 ch: This is a cartoon from the 1930s
 Lutha: hey i know, i'll expand my bad new yorker cartoon to a full page story *butt explodes when i fart my intenstine out of my butt*
 Black Jesus: Now he needs something to make him smarter
Image 55732   09-25-15   Uploaded by    GoldenBoy
 Science: I thought of Keith David when I saw this for some reason...
 San DoDo: vv yeah, come to teh image macro factory in xy minutes if...
 Noremak: Memes are just rehashed jokes. Use some wit and make up your own jokes.
 a robot: what the fuck is this shit
 Lutha: bodybuilder-neck steve buscemi may have a point here
 Mark As Read: Get out
Image 55731   09-25-15   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
 rory: Missing the "I hate Star Wars" comment.
 DrinkMixMan: Ah, yes, I forgot Star Trek had the first interracial TV kiss
 smarkles: Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
 ch: "You have coffee breath" "You have a poor sense of fashion"
 Skinr: grindr
 FTCLTL: Forgot how stylin' the Gorn are. Dressed up for the cantina on Tatooine I guess.
 savvoy: "Stick your finger in his ear-hole!"
 a robot: This porn is weird.
 boomboomboom: Capt'n Gorn fishin'
Image 55730   09-25-15   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 MaronaPossessed: Do you even listen to yourself anymore, Pinky?
 fakeplastic: Your plan to take over friendly spaceship will fail miserably.
 Bully: Something about 3 or more flamingos being a flamboyan.
 this pic: hahahahahahaha........
 Niels Bohr: Love the AYPWIP's.
 Noremak: Fjords!
 sergeant: Brain wasn't smart enough to realize Pinky was never pondering what he was pondering.
 chunk norris: good show bad picture
Image 55729   09-25-15   Uploaded by    get my pants
 tib gubb: hey it's that french fry man from tv
 Lutha: juggalo santa
 a robot: "Feed me a glove"
Image 55728   09-25-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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