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268367  redmonkey3: @Nope - can also be cured by some quality time alone in the woods

268374  redmonkey3: SPORTSBALL!

268475  cassette1: This may be the most adorable cat name ever, and I've heard mittens!

268458  Annoying Vegan : Same #203448

268472  dobbiesdoogs: might as well put something like Friendly Baking Industries on the side

268392  redmonkey3: I was told their would be cake...

268444  VeeKay: Extendo pup

268462  Micro Jackson: Also a little stale-ish

268463  Micro Jackson: @VeeKay Doesn't look very fresh to me

268464  Micro Jackson: Welcome to Canada

268452  VeeKay: True loves kiss

268456  VeeKay: Plan A

268460  VeeKay: Africa's deadliest animal (after the mosquito obviously).

268463  VeeKay: What fresh hell is this?

268438  Not A Bot: That was a strange episode of archer

268402  redmonkey3: @lolnotrly - Go Mom!

268405  redmonkey3: Better than alternative

268459  copunter: vvv also, loops on the door handle so's you could hang yer onion there while driving, such as was the style at that time

268454  Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan My Neighbor Contortoro

268459  copunter: those keyless entry pads on cars in the Eighties would have two numbers on each button so they could issue more different access codes even though the series of keys pressed would be the same

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!



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Score:
249
 
 Noremak: I'm having flashbacks to the time I pissed out a blood clot for the nurse who didn't believe me.
 MaronaPossessed: Sir, you have a problem...
 Gaple Horpomple: Oh raspberry Mio, the things a couple squirts of you wont do...
 MassDefect: I don't get it. Is this not normal?
 petunias: "Guys calm down, it's not my blood."
 NoRagrets: might....uh.....might wanna get that checked out there buddy
 WotGives: Oh, sure. when she does it, it's all, "Mother nature's blessing blah blah." But when i bleed from my crotch, it's a problem
Image 55737   09-25-15   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
227
 
 San DoDo: Well, if it's ambidextrous..
 froggyfresh: an upgrade for Rabbi Tuck
 Gaple Horpomple: Ted Pella has the best brain matrices; it is known.
 LogicKitty: The mouse revolution has begun! Death to the mouse king!
 Relp: So easy a child can do it.
 ch: "Whoa. I know kung fu." [FX: sound of head chopping]
 Flurble: once you train your brain matrice to feel and understand, you can guillotine it. Science.
 dobbiesdoogs: for scientists and budding serial murderers
Image 55736   09-25-15   Uploaded by    EvilOtter
Score:
263
 
 Gaple Horpomple: It's absurd that it has the iconography that it does. Remember when they just put a sign that said "Unisex
 Korrok: I think that one's just another guy but in a baggy shirt an with an erection... towards a baby? Wha...?
 froggyfresh: @Gaple Horpomple hur hur absurd analogies about people's identities are so funny (eye roll)
 Lutha: 10 bucks says the store owner is a diaper fetishist
 bbbrandon: death is certain
 Skinr: I will happily rad-vote this every time it is posted again
 pisspig: Death is certain
 Gaple Horpomple: This triggers me. I dentify as room and people resting in me, oh screw it, I can't I just can't.
 nightmarez: "Just.. Just piss here. Jesus I don't know anything about this postmodern feelgood crap, I just know you fuckers will destroy me on the Yelp, otherwise"
 NoRagrets: babies are a gender? or is that an oompa loompa race thing?
 earl: eww, girls have cooties
 Kevin II: The braille says "No blind people allowed"
Image 55735   09-25-15   Uploaded by    elli
Score:
252
 
 skillet: Always stop to take a picture before rendering aid.
 gary: #55737 first. Then goodnight Irene.
 randomhobo: Apparently #55735 also accomodates those who identify as Cys-corpse.
 smarkles: Goodnight, sweet prince.
 NoRagrets: hmmmm.....possible dead body. Let me upload this real quick before I check.
 ch: THERE'S my inflatable pass-out drunkard doll
 a robot: Someone needs to reevaluate their life choices
 Niels Bohr: @noble naga yes.
 Rent A Dog: oh lord am i witnessing a murder or a sex scene
Image 55734   09-25-15   Uploaded by    JohnLennon
Score:
172
 
 wolfskin: I know there's a joke here about republicans, teapartiers.. Middle class.. White.. No, I got nothing.
 Chronic Fatigue: Your real father ran away with the spoon.
 eider: That elephant got his tea set pregnant.
Image 55733   09-25-15   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
323
 
 Handyman: Not bad
 ch: This is a cartoon from the 1930s
 Lutha: hey i know, i'll expand my bad new yorker cartoon to a full page story *butt explodes when i fart my intenstine out of my butt*
 Black Jesus: Now he needs something to make him smarter
Image 55732   09-25-15   Uploaded by    GoldenBoy
Score:
38
 
 Science: I thought of Keith David when I saw this for some reason...
 San DoDo: vv yeah, come to teh image macro factory in xy minutes if...
 Noremak: Memes are just rehashed jokes. Use some wit and make up your own jokes.
 a robot: what the fuck is this shit
 Lutha: bodybuilder-neck steve buscemi may have a point here
 Mark As Read: Get out
Image 55731   09-25-15   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
256
 
 rory: Missing the "I hate Star Wars" comment.
 DrinkMixMan: Ah, yes, I forgot Star Trek had the first interracial TV kiss
 smarkles: Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
 ch: "You have coffee breath" "You have a poor sense of fashion"
 Skinr: grindr
 FTCLTL: Forgot how stylin' the Gorn are. Dressed up for the cantina on Tatooine I guess.
 savvoy: "Stick your finger in his ear-hole!"
 a robot: This porn is weird.
 boomboomboom: Capt'n Gorn fishin'
Image 55730   09-25-15   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
196
 
 MaronaPossessed: Do you even listen to yourself anymore, Pinky?
 fakeplastic: Your plan to take over friendly spaceship will fail miserably.
 Bully: Something about 3 or more flamingos being a flamboyan.
 this pic: hahahahahahaha........
 Niels Bohr: Love the AYPWIP's.
 Noremak: Fjords!
 sergeant: Brain wasn't smart enough to realize Pinky was never pondering what he was pondering.
 chunk norris: good show bad picture
Image 55729   09-25-15   Uploaded by    get my pants
Score:
202
 
 boxboxbox: hey it's that french fry man from tv
 Lutha: juggalo santa
 a robot: "Feed me a glove"
Image 55728   09-25-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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