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272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
525
 
 Throb: Can we @throb message ourselves?
 Jeannie C: You shall not pass!
 your nana: "look mummy, there's an airplane up in the sky"
 Janston: Can't help but rad vote a cute border collie.
 higginbutt: Give it back. You are a dog. It doesn't even fit.
 Headoftheclass: I hate when bitch's be wearin' my shirt I the morning.
 Science: Dobby loves Harry Potter!
 HermwoodLitmajor: I am ready to create. Fetch my absinthe, mon cherie
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Look I'm a hooman! "Durrrrr Im walking on 2 legs I'm so speshul durrrrr!"
Image 54483   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Morowyn
Score:
479
 
 your nana: what the deer hunter needs, is more cowbell
 SomeCanadian: Christopher Walken?
 1979: Elvis In Exile
 Frank herbert: so he's using the ass end of a dear to cap on his temple?
 Ktoboe: i feel like this should be a mural on the side of a building somewhere
 Foolster41: CuriouSir: That's probably because it is.
 CuriouSir: dude looks like a young christopher walken
 Musician: Bambi mau!
 Erroneous B.I.G.: You don't know want to know where he kept Bambi hidden.
 a robot: ......sure, ok, why not
 HermwoodLitmajor: And so the hunter becomes the hunted
Image 54482   09-18-15   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
401
 
 your nana: more likely the morning after curry night
 Headoftheclass: Perfect for Grindr marathon!
 ch: Perfect for night blogging
 a robot: Poop jokes! The best jokes.
Image 54481   09-18-15   Uploaded by    NotBad
Score:
183
 
 Minx: i think thats called alcohol.
 Jeannie C: This is their way of inducing guilt. Historically, it is not that big a deal.
 CasualGay: but having her high school diploma sure helps ease the pain
 FatTigerWoods: I feel guilty and I'm a guy
 Morpen Lungus: some diesel fuel & a match would fix that
 Erroneous B.I.G.: But can she use capitalization and punctuation?
 HermwoodLitmajor: "Drive safely" with Trojan
 DrinkMixMan: "Welcome to Moose Jaw?" Abort, abort!
 Aloha Snackbar: wonderful image
 Knice: She looks like she wants to forget Moose Jaw.
 a robot: Free hot breakfast??!!
Image 54480   09-18-15   Uploaded by    skinny dog
Score:
500
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus save me now..
 your nana: she can't abort the memory
 chad: At least it can't fly and is allergic to salt water
 smarkles: @MaronaPossessed That's a good point. Now I'm wondering how the others taste.
 MaronaPossessed: Lobsters aren't nightmares. They're delicious.
 DrinkMixMan: Comments are internet's way of saying "screw you"
Image 54479   09-18-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
428
 
 Pizza: Another of nature's "screw you"s.
 Minx: My mom when she sees my grades...
 Rincewind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
 Fishy: Pixar?
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Clever girl
Image 54478   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
177
 
 Pizza: @MenschMaschine Damn, now I want some Hazeltine. Why hasn't this hit the shops?!
 Lestrange: two finger man is my driving technique
 PissReagan: DAmn, Yuna
 your nana: the wrap party was at hung far low
 MaronaPossessed: They forgot to add Ching Chong Chow to the credits.
 WTF: ...with Harrison Lee as the son of Yo-Yo Ma
 jonz: Don was hired for missing 3 fingers
 edgarallendoh: Yuna was hired for her acting ability.
 MenschMaschine: Also, I don't know waht "Hazeltine" is but it sounds like a Nutella-based drink.
 MenschMaschine: Poor Yuna :(
Image 54477   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
230
 
 CrustyDusty: Just then, the FBI rolled up and whisked the kid away for selling lemonade without a license. Somehow, it was labeled "terrorist activites"...
 your nana: stop! water time.
 Frank herbert: stop
 theaquaman: Young Putin is up to no good
 Korrok: The new Hitman movie is looking good.
Image 54476   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 54475 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. You have brought shame on us, WetWilly.
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