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273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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 doritos: WE DID IT GUYS!
 snipdawg: I love to drink cum @hoho @nerd taxy @shartfilmfest @Caustic @rokio @Korrok @Solemn @morakdais @rinaldi1337 @Lurb Cremomple @Robespierre @tears as lube
 hoho: ugh. chemicals! matter! ugh!
 Nerd Taxi: Clearly, Cool Ranch would be the better flavor choice here.
 shartfilmfest: is it weird that I've been dreaming of this all my life?
 Caustic: If only this were true...
 Fantasy: i'm sure this abomination does not exist
 Korrok: This abomination should not exist!
 Solemn: The perfect companion to your Mountain Dew toothpaste.
 Mark As Read: you maybe a disgusting neckbeard basement troll but you can have clean teeth while still keeping your mouth cat box fresh
 rinaldi1337: so my mouth can taste like throw up after I brush my teeth
 Lurb Cremomple: nacho best option for your mouth wash
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: This is horrifying
 craftjunk: Nacho Cheese?
 tears as lube: Now you can have the chemical stink of Doritos all day long.
Image 40212   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Clambaker
Score:
274
 
 greenbean: in the shower in 5 mins? 10 min breakfast? jesus I think 20 mins to drag myself to the shower is work
 ShamWOW: Naw, she accidentally got dressed instead of taking her pill.
 highdra: bonged some food. that's a rude awakening. and special thanks to fucking autokeerekt
 tacticaljay: by my calculations, she woke up in the shower, spent only 10 minutes washing her whoreish mass, then beer bon :) ed
 booger: I hate it when that happens!
Image 40211   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
292
 
 Solemn: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 CrashCat: bae caught me sleeping...
 Peddy Tenderglass: invisible tennis balls
 a robot: Majestic as fuck
 Rhombo Dimple: Dog food got me like
Image 40210   05-29-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
252
 
 Nerd Taxi: #NotAllShutins
 Korrok: I think I see your problem.
 Rembo Rompus: middle school teachers need to stay out of politics
 Defiance: I want to burn ants with his spectacles
 Yam: "Real women deserve the same respect as my sex pillow" -This Feminist
 crudites: Saying he has bodies in his freezer suggests he has ambition and initiative. Unless they are the bodies of dead cats.
 Bump Plumbus: just dumb
 Chronic Fatigue: 487 Waifu posters,, 328 anime DVDs, 249 rounds ammo, 70 Hard Drives full of pron, 8 bodies in freezer, 1 Waifu pillow, 0 times that window"s been open.
 Porbo Mellus: There is nothing anyone can add to the sublime beauty of this concept
 donhomero: Kill all men
 crudites: Is it the end of the world?
Image 40209   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Ggrayson
Score:
347
 
 Caustic: Shit. The epidemic is growing.
 Lilymonmomma: You Mustache the question is it really as hairy a situation as they state
 elli: poor kid...
Image 40208   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
98
 
 Heroin Bob: @PooFlinger Okay, that time it was funny.
 flowers: I hate Family Guy
 happier: dress your dog up but firefly isn't coming back
 Huevos Muncheros: Star Trek is terrible, yeah
 disc0: okay, this is actually funny
 grizzly: we are throwing rank into this?
 Frong Fluble: @Heroin Bob says a red ranked user.
 Heroin Bob: The whole "pretend you think it's the wrong pop-culture phenomenon" thing has kind of been done to death.
 bootstraps: star trek fans are idiots
Image 40207   05-29-15   Uploaded by    teryn
Score:
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 Caustic: vv Amen to that.
 Chronic Fatigue: Still the cheapest thing in the Mini Bar
 Mr. Whiskers: @satanatas Hey, take off, ya hoser! That's only aboot $5.60 American, eh?
 satanatas: hahahaha seven dollar bottled water
Image 40206   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
160
 
 Purb Gromple: this is what white people do
 Solemn: Just a normal day at the frat house.
 Borb Prembus: I think we should give the new Joke a chance
 doggggggie: That might be why you have such a low Gaggro-Bater rating, then.
 real chad: if someone did this to me I'd come back the next day and burn their house dow.
Image 40205   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
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 conner: It's 100% beef made with the assistance of Caucasian chickens.
 Korrok: Uuhhh... Well alright then.
 Solemn: YOU LIED TO ME.
 Advice Person: As a filthy foreigner, I was about to be disgusted by the mere existence of "chicken rings", but then I realized the shape of processed chicken doesn't really matter...
 Mumbles: It is ... you can't Photoshop a grease stain like that... but I guess I'm going to have to drop by my local Wipe Asshole to get some context - it does look like a Chicken Rings box.
 Vorm Gongo: I am confuse @Robespierre is this real?
 GTA VII: All your questions about White Castle, answered.
Image 40204   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
243
 
 Serial T.: That $5 dollar note should have our queen's face you vandal.
 Pizza: Hey, I think I hear a dingo eatin' your baby!
 sue: now it's easy to pay the drainage commission
 Tyler Horsemander: I quit. This is the best thing I'm ever gonna see.
 a robot: TOBIAS!
 Horse: 900 Dollary-doos
 Mr. Whiskers: Quite a phone bill
Image 40203   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Crumbo
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