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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Pumpo Albumbies: is it weird that I've been dreaming of this all my life?
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 Jing Cremoble: so my mouth can taste like throw up after I brush my teeth
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 Mongo Horpomple: This is horrifying
 Bompo Flumupert: Nacho Cheese?
 Flurm Horpomple: Now you can have the chemical stink of Doritos all day long.
Image 40212   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Parb Brumbies
 Veng Plongus: in the shower in 5 mins? 10 min breakfast? jesus I think 20 mins to drag myself to the shower is work
 Homp Horpungus: Naw, she accidentally got dressed instead of taking her pill.
 Vilm Horpuble: bonged some food. that's a rude awakening. and special thanks to fucking autokeerekt
 Bart Flongus: by my calculations, she woke up in the shower, spent only 10 minutes washing her whoreish mass, then beer bon :) ed
 Vurb Groble: I hate it when that happens!
Image 40211   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Trart Brumple
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 Dang Cremumbies: bae caught me sleeping...
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 Fring Cremopert: Dog food got me like
Image 40210   05-29-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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 Lert Flomple: middle school teachers need to stay out of politics
 Muld Flumombies: I want to burn ants with his spectacles
 Fremp Flombies: "Real women deserve the same respect as my sex pillow" -This Feminist
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 Rong Flumupert: 487 Waifu posters,, 328 anime DVDs, 249 rounds ammo, 70 Hard Drives full of pron, 8 bodies in freezer, 1 Waifu pillow, 0 times that window"s been open.
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Image 40209   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Cramp Drumumple
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Image 40208   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Hald Dampoble
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 Frawn Fluble: I hate Family Guy
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 Himp Plemuble: The whole "pretend you think it's the wrong pop-culture phenomenon" thing has kind of been done to death.
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 Gampo Grombies: if someone did this to me I'd come back the next day and burn their house dow.
Image 40205   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Juple Drumupert
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 Diwn Grumbies: Uuhhh... Well alright then.
 Rung Alboble: YOU LIED TO ME.
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 Rempo Morpomple: It is ... you can't Photoshop a grease stain like that... but I guess I'm going to have to drop by my local Wipe Asshole to get some context - it does look like a Chicken Rings box.
 Thirm Grunumbies: I am confuse @Robespierre is this real?
 Jing Horpumbies: All your questions about White Castle, answered.
Image 40204   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Trerbo Morpongus
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