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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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 doritos: WE DID IT GUYS!
 snipdawg: I love to drink cum @hoho @nerd taxy @shartfilmfest @Caustic @rokio @Korrok @Solemn @morakdais @rinaldi1337 @Lurb Cremomple @Robespierre @tears as lube
 hoho: ugh. chemicals! matter! ugh!
 Nerd Taxi: Clearly, Cool Ranch would be the better flavor choice here.
 shartfilmfest: is it weird that I've been dreaming of this all my life?
 Caustic: If only this were true...
 Fantasy: i'm sure this abomination does not exist
 Lil Buddy: This abomination should not exist!
 Solemn: The perfect companion to your Mountain Dew toothpaste.
 Mark As Read: you maybe a disgusting neckbeard basement troll but you can have clean teeth while still keeping your mouth cat box fresh
 rinaldi1337: so my mouth can taste like throw up after I brush my teeth
 Lurb Cremomple: nacho best option for your mouth wash
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: This is horrifying
 craftjunk: Nacho Cheese?
 tears as lube: Now you can have the chemical stink of Doritos all day long.
Image 40212   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Clambaker
Score:
265
 
 greenbean: in the shower in 5 mins? 10 min breakfast? jesus I think 20 mins to drag myself to the shower is work
 ShamWOW: Naw, she accidentally got dressed instead of taking her pill.
 highdra: bonged some food. that's a rude awakening. and special thanks to fucking autokeerekt
 tacticaljay: by my calculations, she woke up in the shower, spent only 10 minutes washing her whoreish mass, then beer bon :) ed
 booger: I hate it when that happens!
Image 40211   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
281
 
 Solemn: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 CrashCat: bae caught me sleeping...
 Peddy Tenderglass: invisible tennis balls
 a robot: Majestic as fuck
 Rhombo Dimple: Dog food got me like
Image 40210   05-29-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
258
 
 Nerd Taxi: #NotAllShutins
 Lil Buddy: I think I see your problem.
 Rembo Rompus: middle school teachers need to stay out of politics
 Defiance: I want to burn ants with his spectacles
 Yam: "Real women deserve the same respect as my sex pillow" -This Feminist
 crudites: Saying he has bodies in his freezer suggests he has ambition and initiative. Unless they are the bodies of dead cats.
 Bump Plumbus: just dumb
 Chronic Fatigue: 487 Waifu posters,, 328 anime DVDs, 249 rounds ammo, 70 Hard Drives full of pron, 8 bodies in freezer, 1 Waifu pillow, 0 times that window"s been open.
 Porbo Mellus: There is nothing anyone can add to the sublime beauty of this concept
 donhomero: Kill all men
 crudites: Is it the end of the world?
Image 40209   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Ggrayson
Score:
339
 
 Caustic: Shit. The epidemic is growing.
 Lilymonmomma: You Mustache the question is it really as hairy a situation as they state
 elli: poor kid...
Image 40208   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
98
 
 Heroin Bob: @PooFlinger Okay, that time it was funny.
 flowers: I hate Family Guy
 happier: dress your dog up but firefly isn't coming back
 Huevos Muncheros: Star Trek is terrible, yeah
 disc0: okay, this is actually funny
 grizzly: we are throwing rank into this?
 Frong Fluble: @Heroin Bob says a red ranked user.
 Heroin Bob: The whole "pretend you think it's the wrong pop-culture phenomenon" thing has kind of been done to death.
 bootstraps: star trek fans are idiots
Image 40207   05-29-15   Uploaded by    teryn
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 Caustic: vv Amen to that.
 Chronic Fatigue: Still the cheapest thing in the Mini Bar
 Mr. Whiskers: @satanatas Hey, take off, ya hoser! That's only aboot $5.60 American, eh?
 satanatas: hahahaha seven dollar bottled water
Image 40206   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
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 Purb Gromple: this is what white people do
 Solemn: Just a normal day at the frat house.
 Borb Prembus: I think we should give the new Joke a chance
 doggggggie: That might be why you have such a low Gaggro-Bater rating, then.
 real chad: if someone did this to me I'd come back the next day and burn their house dow.
Image 40205   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Pizza
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 conner: It's 100% beef made with the assistance of Caucasian chickens.
 Lil Buddy: Uuhhh... Well alright then.
 Solemn: YOU LIED TO ME.
 Advice Person: As a filthy foreigner, I was about to be disgusted by the mere existence of "chicken rings", but then I realized the shape of processed chicken doesn't really matter...
 Mumbles: It is ... you can't Photoshop a grease stain like that... but I guess I'm going to have to drop by my local Wipe Asshole to get some context - it does look like a Chicken Rings box.
 Vorm Gongo: I am confuse @Robespierre is this real?
 GTA VII: All your questions about White Castle, answered.
Image 40204   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Serial T.: That $5 dollar note should have our queen's face you vandal.
 Pizza: Hey, I think I hear a dingo eatin' your baby!
 sue: now it's easy to pay the drainage commission
 Tyler Horsemander: I quit. This is the best thing I'm ever gonna see.
 a robot: TOBIAS!
 Horse: 900 Dollary-doos
 Mr. Whiskers: Quite a phone bill
Image 40203   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Crumbo
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