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249660  redmonkey3: @Joseph - on closer exam that DOES look like surface features and terrIn... oh poop.

249670  a robot: username/upload weirdness

249663  Lantry: Dayman, save me!

249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249643 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
260
 
 doritos: WE DID IT GUYS!
 snipdawg: I love to drink cum @hoho @nerd taxy @shartfilmfest @Caustic @rokio @Korrok @Solemn @morakdais @rinaldi1337 @Lurb Cremomple @Robespierre @tears as lube
 hoho: ugh. chemicals! matter! ugh!
 Nerd Taxi: Clearly, Cool Ranch would be the better flavor choice here.
 shartfilmfest: is it weird that I've been dreaming of this all my life?
 Caustic: If only this were true...
 Fantasy: i'm sure this abomination does not exist
 Korrok: This abomination should not exist!
 Solemn: The perfect companion to your Mountain Dew toothpaste.
 Mark As Read: you maybe a disgusting neckbeard basement troll but you can have clean teeth while still keeping your mouth cat box fresh
 rinaldi1337: so my mouth can taste like throw up after I brush my teeth
 Lurb Cremomple: nacho best option for your mouth wash
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: This is horrifying
 craftjunk: Nacho Cheese?
 tears as lube: Now you can have the chemical stink of Doritos all day long.
Image 40212   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Clambaker
Score:
274
 
 greenbean: in the shower in 5 mins? 10 min breakfast? jesus I think 20 mins to drag myself to the shower is work
 ShamWOW: Naw, she accidentally got dressed instead of taking her pill.
 highdra: bonged some food. that's a rude awakening. and special thanks to fucking autokeerekt
 tacticaljay: by my calculations, she woke up in the shower, spent only 10 minutes washing her whoreish mass, then beer bon :) ed
 booger: I hate it when that happens!
Image 40211   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
292
 
 Solemn: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 CrashCat: bae caught me sleeping...
 Peddy Tenderglass: invisible tennis balls
 a robot: Majestic as fuck
 Rhombo Dimple: Dog food got me like
Image 40210   05-29-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
252
 
 Nerd Taxi: #NotAllShutins
 Korrok: I think I see your problem.
 Rembo Rompus: middle school teachers need to stay out of politics
 Defiance: I want to burn ants with his spectacles
 Yam: "Real women deserve the same respect as my sex pillow" -This Feminist
 crudites: Saying he has bodies in his freezer suggests he has ambition and initiative. Unless they are the bodies of dead cats.
 Bump Plumbus: just dumb
 Chronic Fatigue: 487 Waifu posters,, 328 anime DVDs, 249 rounds ammo, 70 Hard Drives full of pron, 8 bodies in freezer, 1 Waifu pillow, 0 times that window"s been open.
 Porbo Mellus: There is nothing anyone can add to the sublime beauty of this concept
 donhomero: Kill all men
 crudites: Is it the end of the world?
Image 40209   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Ggrayson
Score:
347
 
 Caustic: Shit. The epidemic is growing.
 Lilymonmomma: You Mustache the question is it really as hairy a situation as they state
 elli: poor kid...
Image 40208   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
98
 
 Heroin Bob: @PooFlinger Okay, that time it was funny.
 flowers: I hate Family Guy
 happier: dress your dog up but firefly isn't coming back
 Huevos Muncheros: Star Trek is terrible, yeah
 disc0: okay, this is actually funny
 grizzly: we are throwing rank into this?
 Frong Fluble: @Heroin Bob says a red ranked user.
 Heroin Bob: The whole "pretend you think it's the wrong pop-culture phenomenon" thing has kind of been done to death.
 bootstraps: star trek fans are idiots
Image 40207   05-29-15   Uploaded by    teryn
Score:
195
 
 Caustic: vv Amen to that.
 Chronic Fatigue: Still the cheapest thing in the Mini Bar
 Mr. Whiskers: @satanatas Hey, take off, ya hoser! That's only aboot $5.60 American, eh?
 satanatas: hahahaha seven dollar bottled water
Image 40206   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
160
 
 Purb Gromple: this is what white people do
 Solemn: Just a normal day at the frat house.
 Borb Prembus: I think we should give the new Joke a chance
 doggggggie: That might be why you have such a low Gaggro-Bater rating, then.
 real chad: if someone did this to me I'd come back the next day and burn their house dow.
Image 40205   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
318
 
 conner: It's 100% beef made with the assistance of Caucasian chickens.
 Korrok: Uuhhh... Well alright then.
 Solemn: YOU LIED TO ME.
 Advice Person: As a filthy foreigner, I was about to be disgusted by the mere existence of "chicken rings", but then I realized the shape of processed chicken doesn't really matter...
 Mumbles: It is ... you can't Photoshop a grease stain like that... but I guess I'm going to have to drop by my local Wipe Asshole to get some context - it does look like a Chicken Rings box.
 Vorm Gongo: I am confuse @Robespierre is this real?
 GTA VII: All your questions about White Castle, answered.
Image 40204   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
243
 
 Serial T.: That $5 dollar note should have our queen's face you vandal.
 Pizza: Hey, I think I hear a dingo eatin' your baby!
 sue: now it's easy to pay the drainage commission
 Tyler Horsemander: I quit. This is the best thing I'm ever gonna see.
 a robot: TOBIAS!
 Horse: 900 Dollary-doos
 Mr. Whiskers: Quite a phone bill
Image 40203   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Crumbo
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