Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



186993  carpwoman: X-ray, I meant. E-ray. Lol.

187820  Horatio: @a robot group pet

187839  Mad Collager: Fail! They're all the same!

187848  Dr Awkward: "Fight me, you bitch"

187855  Dr Awkward: Roses? For me?!

187847  Mad Collager: Do you have a moment to talk about Pythongoras' Theorem?

187850  jochenau: It looks like she has really long legs with two knees each and her feet are attached to her ears.

187856  a robot: Uh no, that's Klaus Nomi.

187853  Ihminen: Started subconciously biting my upper lip when I saw this

187825  Niels Bohr: With real BO pit scent!

187832  Hyphae: "... Anyway, here's WonderWorld"

187855  Mad Collager: Oh Ethel! You look divine!

187854  piranharama: Doooooooooooooooooooooooooot

187855  piranharama: "Eek! A human!"

187828  Niels Bohr: Pining for the Fords

187845  a robot: Buying a fake Native American War Bonnet is NOT an intelligent consumer choice.

187833  Horatio: Rather than risking helmet hair, she opted to leave it on.

187834  Horatio: Shy looks like she just heard about a Snyder remake.

187835  Horatio: Nice try, but I haven't actually gotten my order yet.

187837  Horatio: @Scoo we would just put certain denominations under the drawer. The manager didn't want any larger bills accessible anyway, so it was a good way to hide $50s and $100s. I didn't work at Taco Bell though, it was a pizza place/ restaurant, so we were used to larger orders.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Peter Pantsless
4. Robespierre
5. Scoo
6. Shay
7. a robot
8. Ulillillia
9. WaffleIron
10. hajjpodge



The top ten most commented-on images today:

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187779 Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

187744 Spazstatic: They didn't bother to ground it.

187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.

187703 Science: Idiocy knows no borders.

187687 werterland: @Dr Awkward Oh, my god.

187757 Chest Rockwell: 10 ways to ruin a pizza.

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Gonzo uploaded 187355 (879 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 187706 (867 points)
neutron uploaded 187485 (823 points)
piranharama uploaded 187780 (804 points)
Horatio uploaded 187699 (801 points)
Warrax uploaded 187370 (793 points)
magicmormon uploaded 187755 (761 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 187422 (756 points)
watwatwat uploaded 187650 (747 points)
burritos uploaded 187498 (738 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 187760 (737 points)
myrealname uploaded 187410 (735 points)
Scoo uploaded 187547 (714 points)
courtney uploaded 187589 (713 points)
petunias uploaded 187580 (709 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 12169 points
 2. Scoo: 5546 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 5210 points
 4. Horatio: 4670 points
 5. ChubbyBuddy: 4095 points
 6. DrinkMixMan: 3791 points
 7. Warrax: 2955 points
 8. Red: 2382 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 2166 points
10. E. HONDA: 1974 points
11. grizzly: 1486 points
12. Gonzo: 1438 points
13. apoxia: 1397 points
14. cybeq: 1351 points
15. Wolfy21: 1334 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Dr_-Obvious.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 502
Registered users online in past hour: 2240

Average image score (last 24 hours): 284

Total number of comments: 1030847
Total number of images: 187833



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 87149
XP needed for green ranking: 40445
XP needed for yellow ranking: 16681

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
261
 
 doritos: WE DID IT GUYS!
 snipdawg: I love to drink cum @hoho @nerd taxy @shartfilmfest @Caustic @rokio @Korrok @Solemn @morakdais @rinaldi1337 @Lurb Cremomple @Robespierre @tears as lube
 hoho: ugh. chemicals! matter! ugh!
 Nerd Taxi: Clearly, Cool Ranch would be the better flavor choice here.
 shartfilmfest: is it weird that I've been dreaming of this all my life?
 Caustic: If only this were true...
 Fantasy: i'm sure this abomination does not exist
 Lil Buddy: This abomination should not exist!
 Solemn: The perfect companion to your Mountain Dew toothpaste.
 Mark As Read: you maybe a disgusting neckbeard basement troll but you can have clean teeth while still keeping your mouth cat box fresh
 rinaldi1337: so my mouth can taste like throw up after I brush my teeth
 Lurb Cremomple: nacho best option for your mouth wash
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: This is horrifying
 craftjunk: Nacho Cheese?
 tears as lube: Now you can have the chemical stink of Doritos all day long.
Image 40212   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Clambaker
Score:
274
 
 greenbean: in the shower in 5 mins? 10 min breakfast? jesus I think 20 mins to drag myself to the shower is work
 ShamWOW: Naw, she accidentally got dressed instead of taking her pill.
 highdra: bonged some food. that's a rude awakening. and special thanks to fucking autokeerekt
 tacticaljay: by my calculations, she woke up in the shower, spent only 10 minutes washing her whoreish mass, then beer bon :) ed
 booger: I hate it when that happens!
Image 40211   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
292
 
 Solemn: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 CrashCat: bae caught me sleeping...
 Peddy Tenderglass: invisible tennis balls
 a robot: Majestic as fuck
 Rhombo Dimple: Dog food got me like
Image 40210   05-29-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
252
 
 Nerd Taxi: #NotAllShutins
 Lil Buddy: I think I see your problem.
 Rembo Rompus: middle school teachers need to stay out of politics
 Defiance: I want to burn ants with his spectacles
 Yam: "Real women deserve the same respect as my sex pillow" -This Feminist
 crudites: Saying he has bodies in his freezer suggests he has ambition and initiative. Unless they are the bodies of dead cats.
 Bump Plumbus: just dumb
 Chronic Fatigue: 487 Waifu posters,, 328 anime DVDs, 249 rounds ammo, 70 Hard Drives full of pron, 8 bodies in freezer, 1 Waifu pillow, 0 times that window"s been open.
 Porbo Mellus: There is nothing anyone can add to the sublime beauty of this concept
 donhomero: Kill all men
 crudites: Is it the end of the world?
Image 40209   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Ggrayson
Score:
347
 
 Caustic: Shit. The epidemic is growing.
 Lilymonmomma: You Mustache the question is it really as hairy a situation as they state
 elli: poor kid...
Image 40208   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Poopzillaman
Score:
98
 
 Heroin Bob: @PooFlinger Okay, that time it was funny.
 flowers: I hate Family Guy
 happier: dress your dog up but firefly isn't coming back
 Huevos Muncheros: Star Trek is terrible, yeah
 disc0: okay, this is actually funny
 grizzly: we are throwing rank into this?
 Frong Fluble: @Heroin Bob says a red ranked user.
 Heroin Bob: The whole "pretend you think it's the wrong pop-culture phenomenon" thing has kind of been done to death.
 bootstraps: star trek fans are idiots
Image 40207   05-29-15   Uploaded by    teryn
Score:
195
 
 Caustic: vv Amen to that.
 Chronic Fatigue: Still the cheapest thing in the Mini Bar
 Mr. Whiskers: @satanatas Hey, take off, ya hoser! That's only aboot $5.60 American, eh?
 satanatas: hahahaha seven dollar bottled water
Image 40206   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
160
 
 Purb Gromple: this is what white people do
 Solemn: Just a normal day at the frat house.
 Borb Prembus: I think we should give the new Joke a chance
 doggggggie: That might be why you have such a low Gaggro-Bater rating, then.
 real chad: if someone did this to me I'd come back the next day and burn their house dow.
Image 40205   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
318
 
 conner: It's 100% beef made with the assistance of Caucasian chickens.
 Lil Buddy: Uuhhh... Well alright then.
 Solemn: YOU LIED TO ME.
 Advice Person: As a filthy foreigner, I was about to be disgusted by the mere existence of "chicken rings", but then I realized the shape of processed chicken doesn't really matter...
 Mumbles: It is ... you can't Photoshop a grease stain like that... but I guess I'm going to have to drop by my local Wipe Asshole to get some context - it does look like a Chicken Rings box.
 Vorm Gongo: I am confuse @Robespierre is this real?
 GTA VII: All your questions about White Castle, answered.
Image 40204   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
243
 
 Serial T.: That $5 dollar note should have our queen's face you vandal.
 Pizza: Hey, I think I hear a dingo eatin' your baby!
 sue: now it's easy to pay the drainage commission
 Tyler Horsemander: I quit. This is the best thing I'm ever gonna see.
 a robot: TOBIAS!
 Horse: 900 Dollary-doos
 Mr. Whiskers: Quite a phone bill
Image 40203   05-29-15   Uploaded by    Crumbo
Page 1 ... 14760 14761 14762 14763 14764 14765 14766 ... 18783 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.