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199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

199213  Mr. Shine: Little Mermaid reboot is looking Edgy AF

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199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199155 Felicity: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick



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Score:
451
 
 DankMemes: Wow, what a sensual way to sharpen ones dick, I'll take 10
 artist: don't ruin your color pencils in that rectum or any rectum at that
 PEoeple: hello everyone im new here im just here ot interduce myselfs
 notadude: why does it have tits?
 pig: Best gift for your feminist friend on women's day
 Whatisthisidonteven: What is this... thing? ;-;
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: i'd fuck this
 Diet Dr. Taquito: I got one for my kids!
 Guacamole Bean Bowlito: taco time
 Lil Buddy: Well that's a little fucked up... but in an oddly amusing way.
 Polish Penis Popper: how much it and take my money
 Username: @morakdais In lieu of promotion/raise...
 alex: v v v oops
 Mr. Pepper: feels like some jobs I have had
 nclaw: question is how do you empty it?
 gulpeg: Pencil SharpEnd (TM), now with Polysporin.
 pugbug: Thishappened.jpg
 Jesus: anyone who would own this is inherently terrible
 aristocat: This is awesome @Chronic Fatigue
Image 37424   04-27-15   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
58
 
 Gonzo: So I sez to 'im, I sez "yous ever correct me again, an' I'll make ya eat ya fuckin' wordz'. Guess what moron decides to do next?
 mark64: Everybody is a literary critic.
 horbu: G'd up... Don't give a fuck
 frankie: He definitely doesn't regret that.
 robocop: Danzig always was a rebel.
Image 37423   04-27-15   Uploaded by    johnmike
Score:
156
 
 Newn: Clean shirt's not gonna stay.
 PEoeple: Hello everyone! im new here!
 truck stop: Because Real Men...oh, forget it.
 dope: carbonfootprint.exe
 dr octogon: impressive
 Good Bye: WeekendWarrior.txt
Image 37422   04-27-15   Uploaded by    Big Problem
Score:
447
 
 badger: Hope he's not stuck in the public ed system for the next decade. What a waste that would be.
 pormp: Yeah, this is good.
 chemical: awesome kid
 grid: Jerry was a race car driver.
 Annoying Vegan: Brilliant
 goldman sachs: made me laugh
 celebgate: good one kid.
Image 37421   04-27-15   Uploaded by    lonesome kid
Score:
188
 
 Crunchwrap Slider: He has followers :D
 my wheelhouse: They are the scouting party, trying to find the right aisle or someone to help
 1979: Who let the..... ah, I shouldn't.
 Chaplin: A well-trained scout for the pack.
 Leg Lifted: The fire hydrants should be in aisle 44
 melted plastic: it's his posse
 nerdgirl: I know, right? I only take my dogs to Whole Foods.
 catsanddogs: What kind of asshole does this to dogs?!
Image 37420   04-27-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
74
 
 eumoria: I'd unironically wear an friendly spaceship shirt, but please have an option other than hoodies. My wookie bod disagrees with them vociferously.
 Pegged Lamb: the back can be #37096
 pingu: it's great
 Drunk Orc: I'd buy one if you throw the mascot on there.
 randomhobo: Whoa!!!
Image 37419   04-27-15   Uploaded by    therapist
Score:
176
 
 Crunchy Manteca Lardito: With the money I save, I can afford the product protection plan!
 CANADA: This is why they went out of business
 Grep Jelly: @morakdais you could eat your ramen then re-dehydrate your leftovers
 Mental Mouse: Morakdais: Hey, dehydrated stuff is great for tossing into ramen!
 DOW: what a deal
 Sliphknot: Fuck, you know what I could do with that penny? Choke on it. I'm not responsible.
 confession: I would buy this then cry because I only eat ramen
Image 37418   04-27-15   Uploaded by    smh
Score:
204
 
 Ghost Pepper Lettuce: magnificent hat!
 Grasstype: The canidas patented "Brain-Drain" process was well underway for the unwary "master".
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: You can not see the lower jaw, but it's distended, and the head is being swallowed in this photo...
 Vault Dweller: Day 3: managed to disguise myself as the female's hair. Preparing for final stage of operation 'Eat All Porkchops'
 Mental Mouse: Dog: No no, that's not *my* shed hair on your couch!
 charmander: Dog will hunt.
Image 37417   04-27-15   Uploaded by    buzzfeed
Score:
358
 
 Sauce Packets: shis - shit - shit - shit - this made me shit my bridges, i need new bridges now! i'll sue friendly spaceship for new bridges!
 gutwheat: @Mental Mouse: modal average
 KittyN: Skeletons are just rocks that used to be inside people.
 Weather: Where's @explainer when you need him
 Travis: I thought Captain Obvious was lying low. It seems he's back.
 champeen: @Mental Mouse that would be John Merrick
 Mental Mouse: Given that some folks are missing pieces... who's got the extras to make up the average?
 Bumbo Lungys: this is what we need, more cold, hard hitting facts that upset our percption of the world and challenge us to be better people
 chemical: Skeletons aren't real! the devil made them up
 1979: Not just a coincidence! GOD IS REAL!!!
 bad tony: It's a classic, but a nice one.
Image 37416   04-27-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
241
 
 Lil Buddy: Hail to thee, Fat person!
 Red Cheesy Salsito: Oh good, she noticed her dog missing. Now to wait for her to come knocking...
 grandma: It OK Mr. Lahey, they're just Mormons
 shark: @Highviolet That's 'coons, as in Guardians Of The Galaxy. But it wasn't me. Still, SEXAAAYY...
 westerner: What is he looking for?
 Bro Bro: Good thing he put on a fresh pair for the camera.
 Sliphknot: You know what makes this? The cactus. Probably the same texture as that beefcake's legs.
 Oh Don Piano: Ok, which one of you coontz hacked into my webcam?
 logono: Just another normal day.
Image 37415   04-27-15   Uploaded by    w1nt3rmut3
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