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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
414
 
 DankMemes: Wow, what a sensual way to sharpen ones dick, I'll take 10
 artist: don't ruin your color pencils in that rectum or any rectum at that
 PEoeple: hello everyone im new here im just here ot interduce myselfs
 notadude: why does it have tits?
 pig: Best gift for your feminist friend on women's day
 Whatisthisidonteven: What is this... thing? ;-;
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: i'd fuck this
 Diet Dr. Taquito: I got one for my kids!
 Guacamole Bean Bowlito: taco time
 Lil Buddy: Well that's a little fucked up... but in an oddly amusing way.
 Polish Penis Popper: how much it and take my money
 Username: @morakdais In lieu of promotion/raise...
 alex: v v v oops
 Mr. Pepper: feels like some jobs I have had
 nclaw: question is how do you empty it?
 gulpeg: Pencil SharpEnd (TM), now with Polysporin.
 pugbug: Thishappened.jpg
 Jesus: anyone who would own this is inherently terrible
 aristocat: This is awesome @Chronic Fatigue
Image 37424   04-27-15   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
58
 
 Gonzo: So I sez to 'im, I sez "yous ever correct me again, an' I'll make ya eat ya fuckin' wordz'. Guess what moron decides to do next?
 mark64: Everybody is a literary critic.
 horbu: G'd up... Don't give a fuck
 frankie: He definitely doesn't regret that.
 robocop: Danzig always was a rebel.
Image 37423   04-27-15   Uploaded by    johnmike
Score:
156
 
 Newn: Clean shirt's not gonna stay.
 PEoeple: Hello everyone! im new here!
 truck stop: Because Real Men...oh, forget it.
 dope: carbonfootprint.exe
 dr octogon: impressive
 Good Bye: WeekendWarrior.txt
Image 37422   04-27-15   Uploaded by    Big Problem
Score:
439
 
 badger: Hope he's not stuck in the public ed system for the next decade. What a waste that would be.
 pormp: Yeah, this is good.
 chemical: awesome kid
 grid: Jerry was a race car driver.
 Annoying Vegan: Brilliant
 goldman sachs: made me laugh
 celebgate: good one kid.
Image 37421   04-27-15   Uploaded by    lonesome kid
Score:
188
 
 Crunchwrap Slider: He has followers :D
 my wheelhouse: They are the scouting party, trying to find the right aisle or someone to help
 1979: Who let the..... ah, I shouldn't.
 Chaplin: A well-trained scout for the pack.
 Leg Lifted: The fire hydrants should be in aisle 44
 melted plastic: it's his posse
 nerdgirl: I know, right? I only take my dogs to Whole Foods.
 catsanddogs: What kind of asshole does this to dogs?!
Image 37420   04-27-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
74
 
 eumoria: I'd unironically wear an friendly spaceship shirt, but please have an option other than hoodies. My wookie bod disagrees with them vociferously.
 Pegged Lamb: the back can be #37096
 pingu: it's great
 Drunk Orc: I'd buy one if you throw the mascot on there.
 randomhobo: Whoa!!!
Image 37419   04-27-15   Uploaded by    therapist
Score:
183
 
 Crunchy Manteca Lardito: With the money I save, I can afford the product protection plan!
 CANADA: This is why they went out of business
 Grep Jelly: @morakdais you could eat your ramen then re-dehydrate your leftovers
 Mental Mouse: Morakdais: Hey, dehydrated stuff is great for tossing into ramen!
 DOW: what a deal
 Sliphknot: Fuck, you know what I could do with that penny? Choke on it. I'm not responsible.
 confession: I would buy this then cry because I only eat ramen
Image 37418   04-27-15   Uploaded by    smh
Score:
204
 
 Ghost Pepper Lettuce: magnificent hat!
 Grasstype: The canidas patented "Brain-Drain" process was well underway for the unwary "master".
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: You can not see the lower jaw, but it's distended, and the head is being swallowed in this photo...
 Vault Dweller: Day 3: managed to disguise myself as the female's hair. Preparing for final stage of operation 'Eat All Porkchops'
 Mental Mouse: Dog: No no, that's not *my* shed hair on your couch!
 charmander: Dog will hunt.
Image 37417   04-27-15   Uploaded by    buzzfeed
Score:
358
 
 Sauce Packets: shis - shit - shit - shit - this made me shit my bridges, i need new bridges now! i'll sue friendly spaceship for new bridges!
 gutwheat: @Mental Mouse: modal average
 KittyN: Skeletons are just rocks that used to be inside people.
 Weather: Where's @explainer when you need him
 Travis: I thought Captain Obvious was lying low. It seems he's back.
 champeen: @Mental Mouse that would be John Merrick
 Mental Mouse: Given that some folks are missing pieces... who's got the extras to make up the average?
 Bumbo Lungys: this is what we need, more cold, hard hitting facts that upset our percption of the world and challenge us to be better people
 chemical: Skeletons aren't real! the devil made them up
 1979: Not just a coincidence! GOD IS REAL!!!
 bad tony: It's a classic, but a nice one.
Image 37416   04-27-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
241
 
 Lil Buddy: Hail to thee, Fat person!
 Red Cheesy Salsito: Oh good, she noticed her dog missing. Now to wait for her to come knocking...
 grandma: It OK Mr. Lahey, they're just Mormons
 shark: @Highviolet That's 'coons, as in Guardians Of The Galaxy. But it wasn't me. Still, SEXAAAYY...
 westerner: What is he looking for?
 Bro Bro: Good thing he put on a fresh pair for the camera.
 Sliphknot: You know what makes this? The cactus. Probably the same texture as that beefcake's legs.
 Oh Don Piano: Ok, which one of you coontz hacked into my webcam?
 logono: Just another normal day.
Image 37415   04-27-15   Uploaded by    w1nt3rmut3
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