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156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

156963  2Berries: Get low when the whistle goes

156972  a robot: It's raining deer, hallelujah!

156973  a robot: So, regular love, then.

156955  WaffleIron: @Scoo : I would not be surprised either, time to start a googlin! Also three wheeled cars don't count, because they're not cars.

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156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156864 Shay: I see your problem here, sir. I am a raccoon, not an IT tech you moron.



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Gomi Day uploaded 156616 (876 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 156762 (866 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156479 (861 points)
elmstreet uploaded 156585 (835 points)
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10. Mr. Butt: 4534 points
11. fanny: 4369 points
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Score:
414
 
 DankMemes: Wow, what a sensual way to sharpen ones dick, I'll take 10
 artist: don't ruin your color pencils in that rectum or any rectum at that
 PEoeple: hello everyone im new here im just here ot interduce myselfs
 notadude: why does it have tits?
 pig: Best gift for your feminist friend on women's day
 Whatisthisidonteven: What is this... thing? ;-;
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: i'd fuck this
 Diet Dr. Taquito: I got one for my kids!
 Guacamole Bean Bowlito: taco time
 Lil Buddy: Well that's a little fucked up... but in an oddly amusing way.
 Polish Penis Popper: how much it and take my money
 Username: @morakdais In lieu of promotion/raise...
 alex: v v v oops
 Mr. Pepper: feels like some jobs I have had
 nclaw: question is how do you empty it?
 gulpeg: Pencil SharpEnd (TM), now with Polysporin.
 pugbug: Thishappened.jpg
 Jesus: anyone who would own this is inherently terrible
 aristocat: This is awesome @Chronic Fatigue
Image 37424   04-27-15   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
58
 
 Gonzo: So I sez to 'im, I sez "yous ever correct me again, an' I'll make ya eat ya fuckin' wordz'. Guess what moron decides to do next?
 mark64: Everybody is a literary critic.
 horbu: G'd up... Don't give a fuck
 frankie: He definitely doesn't regret that.
 robocop: Danzig always was a rebel.
Image 37423   04-27-15   Uploaded by    johnmike
Score:
156
 
 Newn: Clean shirt's not gonna stay.
 PEoeple: Hello everyone! im new here!
 truck stop: Because Real Men...oh, forget it.
 dope: carbonfootprint.exe
 dr octogon: impressive
 Good Bye: WeekendWarrior.txt
Image 37422   04-27-15   Uploaded by    Big Problem
Score:
439
 
 badger: Hope he's not stuck in the public ed system for the next decade. What a waste that would be.
 pormp: Yeah, this is good.
 chemical: awesome kid
 grid: Jerry was a race car driver.
 Annoying Vegan: Brilliant
 goldman sachs: made me laugh
 celebgate: good one kid.
Image 37421   04-27-15   Uploaded by    lonesome kid
Score:
188
 
 Crunchwrap Slider: He has followers :D
 my wheelhouse: They are the scouting party, trying to find the right aisle or someone to help
 1979: Who let the..... ah, I shouldn't.
 Chaplin: A well-trained scout for the pack.
 Leg Lifted: The fire hydrants should be in aisle 44
 melted plastic: it's his posse
 nerdgirl: I know, right? I only take my dogs to Whole Foods.
 catsanddogs: What kind of asshole does this to dogs?!
Image 37420   04-27-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
74
 
 eumoria: I'd unironically wear an friendly spaceship shirt, but please have an option other than hoodies. My wookie bod disagrees with them vociferously.
 Pegged Lamb: the back can be #37096
 pingu: it's great
 Drunk Orc: I'd buy one if you throw the mascot on there.
 randomhobo: Whoa!!!
Image 37419   04-27-15   Uploaded by    therapist
Score:
183
 
 Crunchy Manteca Lardito: With the money I save, I can afford the product protection plan!
 CANADA: This is why they went out of business
 Grep Jelly: @morakdais you could eat your ramen then re-dehydrate your leftovers
 Mental Mouse: Morakdais: Hey, dehydrated stuff is great for tossing into ramen!
 DOW: what a deal
 Sliphknot: Fuck, you know what I could do with that penny? Choke on it. I'm not responsible.
 confession: I would buy this then cry because I only eat ramen
Image 37418   04-27-15   Uploaded by    smh
Score:
204
 
 Ghost Pepper Lettuce: magnificent hat!
 Grasstype: The canidas patented "Brain-Drain" process was well underway for the unwary "master".
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: You can not see the lower jaw, but it's distended, and the head is being swallowed in this photo...
 Vault Dweller: Day 3: managed to disguise myself as the female's hair. Preparing for final stage of operation 'Eat All Porkchops'
 Mental Mouse: Dog: No no, that's not *my* shed hair on your couch!
 charmander: Dog will hunt.
Image 37417   04-27-15   Uploaded by    buzzfeed
Score:
358
 
 Sauce Packets: shis - shit - shit - shit - this made me shit my bridges, i need new bridges now! i'll sue friendly spaceship for new bridges!
 gutwheat: @Mental Mouse: modal average
 KittyN: Skeletons are just rocks that used to be inside people.
 Weather: Where's @explainer when you need him
 Travis: I thought Captain Obvious was lying low. It seems he's back.
 champeen: @Mental Mouse that would be John Merrick
 Mental Mouse: Given that some folks are missing pieces... who's got the extras to make up the average?
 Bumbo Lungys: this is what we need, more cold, hard hitting facts that upset our percption of the world and challenge us to be better people
 chemical: Skeletons aren't real! the devil made them up
 1979: Not just a coincidence! GOD IS REAL!!!
 bad tony: It's a classic, but a nice one.
Image 37416   04-27-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
241
 
 Lil Buddy: Hail to thee, Fat person!
 Red Cheesy Salsito: Oh good, she noticed her dog missing. Now to wait for her to come knocking...
 grandma: It OK Mr. Lahey, they're just Mormons
 shark: @Highviolet That's 'coons, as in Guardians Of The Galaxy. But it wasn't me. Still, SEXAAAYY...
 westerner: What is he looking for?
 Bro Bro: Good thing he put on a fresh pair for the camera.
 Sliphknot: You know what makes this? The cactus. Probably the same texture as that beefcake's legs.
 Oh Don Piano: Ok, which one of you coontz hacked into my webcam?
 logono: Just another normal day.
Image 37415   04-27-15   Uploaded by    w1nt3rmut3
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