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221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221475 tib gubb: coo lad

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?



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Score:
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 DankMemes: Wow, what a sensual way to sharpen ones dick, I'll take 10
 artist: don't ruin your color pencils in that rectum or any rectum at that
 PEoeple: hello everyone im new here im just here ot interduce myselfs
 notadude: why does it have tits?
 pig: Best gift for your feminist friend on women's day
 Whatisthisidonteven: What is this... thing? ;-;
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: i'd fuck this
 Diet Dr. Taquito: I got one for my kids!
 Guacamole Bean Bowlito: taco time
 Korrok: Well that's a little fucked up... but in an oddly amusing way.
 Polish Penis Popper: how much it and take my money
 Username: @morakdais In lieu of promotion/raise...
 alex: v v v oops
 Mr. Pepper: feels like some jobs I have had
 nclaw: question is how do you empty it?
 gulpeg: Pencil SharpEnd (TM), now with Polysporin.
 pugbug: Thishappened.jpg
 Jesus: anyone who would own this is inherently terrible
 aristocat: This is awesome @Chronic Fatigue
Image 37424   04-27-15   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
69
 
 Gonzo: So I sez to 'im, I sez "yous ever correct me again, an' I'll make ya eat ya fuckin' wordz'. Guess what moron decides to do next?
 mark64: Everybody is a literary critic.
 horbu: G'd up... Don't give a fuck
 frankie: He definitely doesn't regret that.
 robocop: Danzig always was a rebel.
Image 37423   04-27-15   Uploaded by    johnmike
Score:
156
 
 Newn: Clean shirt's not gonna stay.
 PEoeple: Hello everyone! im new here!
 truck stop: Because Real Men...oh, forget it.
 dope: carbonfootprint.exe
 dr octogon: impressive
 Good Bye: WeekendWarrior.txt
Image 37422   04-27-15   Uploaded by    Big Problem
Score:
447
 
 badger: Hope he's not stuck in the public ed system for the next decade. What a waste that would be.
 pormp: Yeah, this is good.
 chemical: awesome kid
 grid: Jerry was a race car driver.
 Annoying Vegan: Brilliant
 goldman sachs: made me laugh
 celebgate: good one kid.
Image 37421   04-27-15   Uploaded by    lonesome kid
Score:
188
 
 Crunchwrap Slider: He has followers :D
 my wheelhouse: They are the scouting party, trying to find the right aisle or someone to help
 1979: Who let the..... ah, I shouldn't.
 Chaplin: A well-trained scout for the pack.
 Leg Lifted: The fire hydrants should be in aisle 44
 melted plastic: it's his posse
 nerdgirl: I know, right? I only take my dogs to Whole Foods.
 catsanddogs: What kind of asshole does this to dogs?!
Image 37420   04-27-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
74
 
 eumoria: I'd unironically wear an friendly spaceship shirt, but please have an option other than hoodies. My wookie bod disagrees with them vociferously.
 Pegged Lamb: the back can be #37096
 pingu: it's great
 Drunk Orc: I'd buy one if you throw the mascot on there.
 randomhobo: Whoa!!!
Image 37419   04-27-15   Uploaded by    therapist
Score:
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 Crunchy Manteca Lardito: With the money I save, I can afford the product protection plan!
 CANADA: This is why they went out of business
 Grep Jelly: @morakdais you could eat your ramen then re-dehydrate your leftovers
 Mental Mouse: Morakdais: Hey, dehydrated stuff is great for tossing into ramen!
 DOW: what a deal
 Sliphknot: Fuck, you know what I could do with that penny? Choke on it. I'm not responsible.
 confession: I would buy this then cry because I only eat ramen
Image 37418   04-27-15   Uploaded by    smh
Score:
204
 
 Ghost Pepper Lettuce: magnificent hat!
 Grasstype: The canidas patented "Brain-Drain" process was well underway for the unwary "master".
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: You can not see the lower jaw, but it's distended, and the head is being swallowed in this photo...
 Vault Dweller: Day 3: managed to disguise myself as the female's hair. Preparing for final stage of operation 'Eat All Porkchops'
 Mental Mouse: Dog: No no, that's not *my* shed hair on your couch!
 charmander: Dog will hunt.
Image 37417   04-27-15   Uploaded by    buzzfeed
Score:
358
 
 Sauce Packets: shis - shit - shit - shit - this made me shit my bridges, i need new bridges now! i'll sue friendly spaceship for new bridges!
 gutwheat: @Mental Mouse: modal average
 KittyN: Skeletons are just rocks that used to be inside people.
 Weather: Where's @explainer when you need him
 Travis: I thought Captain Obvious was lying low. It seems he's back.
 champeen: @Mental Mouse that would be John Merrick
 Mental Mouse: Given that some folks are missing pieces... who's got the extras to make up the average?
 Bumbo Lungys: this is what we need, more cold, hard hitting facts that upset our percption of the world and challenge us to be better people
 chemical: Skeletons aren't real! the devil made them up
 1979: Not just a coincidence! GOD IS REAL!!!
 bad tony: It's a classic, but a nice one.
Image 37416   04-27-15   Uploaded by    laura
Score:
241
 
 Korrok: Hail to thee, Fat person!
 Red Cheesy Salsito: Oh good, she noticed her dog missing. Now to wait for her to come knocking...
 grandma: It OK Mr. Lahey, they're just Mormons
 shark: @Highviolet That's 'coons, as in Guardians Of The Galaxy. But it wasn't me. Still, SEXAAAYY...
 westerner: What is he looking for?
 Bro Bro: Good thing he put on a fresh pair for the camera.
 Sliphknot: You know what makes this? The cactus. Probably the same texture as that beefcake's legs.
 Oh Don Piano: Ok, which one of you coontz hacked into my webcam?
 logono: Just another normal day.
Image 37415   04-27-15   Uploaded by    w1nt3rmut3
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