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169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

169420  Dresdenkeogh: *in my best bandicoot impression * "WOAH" OOGA OOGA

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169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free



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Score:
2016
 
 fanny: #155305 go back
 gary: @sporky years... honestly, years!
 sporky: Oh my god I just noticed this was in the side bar under "tips"!!! How long as it been there?!
 Slamajama: No amount of practice will bring Ben back
 Knice: Return flight: #131909
 kalligrapher: Nope - I came here because I heard it was where a man gave a squirrel a rusty trombone
 Warrax: Toottorial image.
 dtallon13: doot doot
 Trick Question: We all came here from the TIPS link, didn't we?
 Warrax: #116485 link ALL the things!
 Knice: Return flight: #114880
 Knice: Return flight: #111470
 Gowenmark: Is that trombone just a little rusty? Sorry, just had to.
 VoR: @gary So true!
 gary: @VoR A rad in the old days was worth so much more... I think if this was adjusted for radflation, it would be a 4000 image!
 VoR: @gary It's back
 gary: Not even in the top fifty images of all time anymore...
 Darkasnoon: tootorial pic
 San DoDo: Tutorial pic
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Firm Buttocks Holy fuck I dont know why but I could not stop laughing at your name
 Anus: That's a really healthy stance for pooping. Combine that with blowing hard and you begin to understand the look of panic and shock on his face. He knocked the squirrel out with his pants pooping stank. C.S.I. - A.G.
 Lousy AI: "Damnit" the Internet detective muttered to himself "Another Red Herring."
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: This image is respected.
 sports: Grindr
 Hormy Bormbus: amazing....
 Dragon: Future necromancer in the making, ladies and gentlemen.
 Gike: @Jesus, so what you're saying is that every AG user can get it? because i'd fuck that dude.
 norgu5: wahhh whah waaahhhhh
 Disclosure: v v v Left side or right side?
 Jesus: I bet every AG user looks exactly like this dude
 Mr Snaps: Boned to death
 Gike: this is the best image on AG.
 Firm Buttocks: Officially the greatest image in history
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Death by Trumbone - been there.
 Alastair: @WTF @Exsanguinary You sillys, Bards don't get raise dead.
 butthole: He finally found his muse and you're all just jealous.
 sodamachine: FATALITY!!!!
 Colbo Mundus: By the power of music I command thee! RISE FROM THINE GRAVE!
 courtney: the pied tromboner strikes again
 duckfarts: everybody's a goddamn critic
 peeper: @chemical @Pizza @damn @WTF comments are murdering me... RIP hahah
 amputator: This thread has made my week. Keep it up, guys!
 Mr. Pepper: The Town That Dreaded Sundown.
 Never AFK: Musical leafblower.
 bad tony: The animal was stuck in the horn
 WTF: Did he kill the Squirrel with his sound or is he trying to raise it from the dead?
 elahabdh: new orleans style funeral.
 ralp: haha i love this if only because his face is so goddamn intense. "ACCEPT MY NOTES DECEASED SQUIRREL!
 Pizza: Maybe he's playing a funeral dirge
 steve: @Taco F. Tuesday Not to the squirrel it's not :(
 chemical: toot toot :)
 DOW: Very good.
Image 36995   04-21-15   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
581
 
 Christina: Frank.
 rory: @Firm Buttocks, yeah!
 Robert: It's a me, luigi!!!!!!!
 Firm Buttocks: Luigi Sidebottom
 hoobleton: u have slipped off the ledge the last time m8... Floppy motherfucker
 Pizza: Ridin' dirty
 arctic fox: haha nice face lol :)
 Lemongrab: Acceptable!
 9inchfails: sickening
Image 36994   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
464
 
 Supermansbrother: The "Proud we know an unlynched colored fellow" club.
 Robespierre: You're never gonna do it without the fez on
 Fishy: Look at that Fez!
 durian: all of them have that one black friend they lift with.
 Warren G Hardon: FEZ's are COOL!!!! says the Doctor.
 Colbo Mundus: back when men were men, even when they were doing other men
 Firm Buttocks: Well, there's your problem: referencing Family Guy
 Annoying Vegan: @becca Do you know the Family Guy episode? Out of shape in shape guy from the fifties. Puny by modern bodybuilding standards.
 Cool Blue: The year they invented steroids and fez's. Word was getting around slowly.
 madmax1: @becca these guys look fat to me.
 Popsicle Dream: Grandpas of #36457
 becca: @Annoying Vegan out of shape? Seriously?
 Annoying Vegan: Out of shape in shape guys
 adeadcrab: Osiris Amanpour
 Crunchwrap Slider: Yes, but its the wrong lunk.
 Beef Supreme: one of those lunks is wearing a fez
 skunkrocker: the fez needs to make a comeback
 male anon: bear wrestling club was something else back then
 impaler: I hate Hipsters.
 teletub: Fuck yeah!!!
Image 36993   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
408
 
 Firm Buttocks: I want to upload the "You Are What You Eat" Mister Bignose strip, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who'd find it funny
 dad: on the same basis, I always order the foot-long Polish sausage
 why the long face: She gets an extra large salad with triple calories
 phil: Location is everything.
Image 36992   04-21-15   Uploaded by    cheesey
Image 36991 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kendra. Boo, kendra.
Score:
423
 
 Blimpet: Sleep tight Dr. Pupper
 omgpro: @i spy goats blood must actually be dr. pepper, who knew?
 Tipster: People from Texas
 karpeles: @Lola But both of those bottles are sealed
 Drunk Orc: There is something else in that bottle - that dog is f***ed up
 pewdiepie: @morakdais, All this time, I was trying to catch chupacabras with RC Cola and Moon Pies. Who knew?
 jem: NIGGA I LOVE ME SOME DR PEPS. THIS DOG GOT SOME GOOD ASS TASTE.
 Tacorleone: nice chupacabra
 Firm Buttocks: Best use for it
Image 36990   04-21-15   Uploaded by    leeann
Score:
412
 
 Anderson: this porn is weird
 Chinese Buffet: what he said!!!!
 wolfskin: Ultimate anti-theft bike camouflage. Thieves see an empty bike rack
 greg: You'd leave this on the sidewalk, someone else would chain their bike to it, and BAM, you're gone.
 Beef Supreme: the wheels are too small.
 space: some animals have coloring to keep predators away, others have things that keep potential mates away
 ruiner: he is impaled in the barrier so it is a one way go
 james: Riot bike
 forkbear: Goddamn Hipsters.
Image 36989   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
444
 
 Minx: It runs in the familey i guess....
 Peter Pantsless: WITH bacon! I think I've seen this one
 gumble: I pretty sure both parties involved experienced crygasms
 MaronaPossessed: Wow how cheap. She should have done it for a quadruple!
 blablabla: i hope they were home made cheeseburgers - charcoal grilled, not pan fried.
 Jesus: @Robert sterilisation won't cure poverty / poor education. don't be one of those guys
 a spider plan: I've been paying way too much for my hookers.
 guest: guys ease up everyone has their price in life
 Robert: Hands up for sterilisation of people like this to help the gene pool?
 elahabdh: Well, it come with a free sausage.
 Beef Supreme: I thought only Randy from Trailer Park Boys had sex for cheeseburgers.
 fracking: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 becca: Not unless it comes with fries.
 polarbeer: Could I get a handy for a slice of cheese?
 Firm Buttocks: McDonalds is shit, that would make it so much more depressing
 twenty4: Was it a McDouble? If so... understandable
Image 36988   04-21-15   Uploaded by    this pic
Score:
293
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. Boo, sporky.
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