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273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 Side Boob: The Adventures of Young William Riker
 fanny: #155305 go back
 gary: @sporky years... honestly, years!
 sporky: Oh my god I just noticed this was in the side bar under "tips"!!! How long as it been there?!
 Slamajama: No amount of practice will bring Ben back
 Knice: Return flight: #131909
 kalligrapher: Nope - I came here because I heard it was where a man gave a squirrel a rusty trombone
 Warrax: Toottorial image.
 dtallon13: doot doot
 Trick Question: We all came here from the TIPS link, didn't we?
 Warrax: #116485 link ALL the things!
 Knice: Return flight: #114880
 Knice: Return flight: #111470
 Gowenmark: Is that trombone just a little rusty? Sorry, just had to.
 Unicorn: @gary So true!
 gary: @VoR A rad in the old days was worth so much more... I think if this was adjusted for radflation, it would be a 4000 image!
 amputator: @gary It's back
 gary: Not even in the top fifty images of all time anymore...
 Darkasnoon: tootorial pic
 San DoDo: Tutorial pic
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Firm Buttocks Holy fuck I dont know why but I could not stop laughing at your name
 Anus: That's a really healthy stance for pooping. Combine that with blowing hard and you begin to understand the look of panic and shock on his face. He knocked the squirrel out with his pants pooping stank. C.S.I. - A.G.
 Lousy AI: "Damnit" the Internet detective muttered to himself "Another Red Herring."
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: This image is respected.
 sports: Grindr
 Hormy Bormbus: amazing....
 Dragon: Future necromancer in the making, ladies and gentlemen.
 Gike: @Jesus, so what you're saying is that every AG user can get it? because i'd fuck that dude.
 norgu5: wahhh whah waaahhhhh
 Disclosure: v v v Left side or right side?
 Jesus: I bet every AG user looks exactly like this dude
 Mr Snaps: Boned to death
 Gike: this is the best image on AG.
 Firm Buttocks: Officially the greatest image in history
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Death by Trumbone - been there.
 Alastair: @WTF @Exsanguinary You sillys, Bards don't get raise dead.
 butthole: He finally found his muse and you're all just jealous.
 sodamachine: FATALITY!!!!
 Colbo Mundus: By the power of music I command thee! RISE FROM THINE GRAVE!
 courtney: the pied tromboner strikes again
 duckfarts: everybody's a goddamn critic
 peeper: @chemical @Pizza @damn @WTF comments are murdering me... RIP hahah
 amputator: This thread has made my week. Keep it up, guys!
 Mr. Pepper: The Town That Dreaded Sundown.
 Never AFK: Musical leafblower.
 bad tony: The animal was stuck in the horn
 WTF: Did he kill the Squirrel with his sound or is he trying to raise it from the dead?
 elahabdh: new orleans style funeral.
 ralp: haha i love this if only because his face is so goddamn intense. "ACCEPT MY NOTES DECEASED SQUIRREL!
 Pizza: Maybe he's playing a funeral dirge
 steve: @Taco F. Tuesday Not to the squirrel it's not :(
 chemical: toot toot :)
 DOW: Very good.
Image 36995   04-21-15   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
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 Christina: Frank.
 rory: @Firm Buttocks, yeah!
 Robert: It's a me, luigi!!!!!!!
 Firm Buttocks: Luigi Sidebottom
 hoobleton: u have slipped off the ledge the last time m8... Floppy motherfucker
 Pizza: Ridin' dirty
 arctic fox: haha nice face lol :)
 Lemongrab: Acceptable!
 9inchfails: sickening
Image 36994   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
506
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Annoying Vegan I know this comment is old AF but i need to tell you that i know it and i love it. Done.
 Supermansbrother: The "Proud we know an unlynched colored fellow" club.
 flatluigi: You're never gonna do it without the fez on
 Fishy: Look at that Fez!
 durian: all of them have that one black friend they lift with.
 Warren G Hardon: FEZ's are COOL!!!! says the Doctor.
 Colbo Mundus: back when men were men, even when they were doing other men
 Firm Buttocks: Well, there's your problem: referencing Family Guy
 Annoying Vegan: @becca Do you know the Family Guy episode? Out of shape in shape guy from the fifties. Puny by modern bodybuilding standards.
 Cool Blue: The year they invented steroids and fez's. Word was getting around slowly.
 madmax1: @becca these guys look fat to me.
 Popsicle Dream: Grandpas of #36457
 becca: @Annoying Vegan out of shape? Seriously?
 Annoying Vegan: Out of shape in shape guys
 adeadcrab: Osiris Amanpour
 Crunchwrap Slider: Yes, but its the wrong lunk.
 Beef Supreme: one of those lunks is wearing a fez
 skunkrocker: the fez needs to make a comeback
 male anon: bear wrestling club was something else back then
 impaler: I hate Hipsters.
 teletub: Fuck yeah!!!
Image 36993   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
408
 
 Firm Buttocks: I want to upload the "You Are What You Eat" Mister Bignose strip, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who'd find it funny
 dad: on the same basis, I always order the foot-long Polish sausage
 why the long face: She gets an extra large salad with triple calories
 phil: Location is everything.
Image 36992   04-21-15   Uploaded by    cheesey
Image 36991 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kendra. Boo, kendra.
Score:
423
 
 Blimpet: Sleep tight Dr. Pupper
 omgpro: @i spy goats blood must actually be dr. pepper, who knew?
 Tipster: People from Texas
 karpeles: @Lola But both of those bottles are sealed
 Drunk Orc: There is something else in that bottle - that dog is f***ed up
 pewdiepie: @morakdais, All this time, I was trying to catch chupacabras with RC Cola and Moon Pies. Who knew?
 jem: NIGGA I LOVE ME SOME DR PEPS. THIS DOG GOT SOME GOOD ASS TASTE.
 Tacorleone: nice chupacabra
 Firm Buttocks: Best use for it
Image 36990   04-21-15   Uploaded by    leeann
Score:
412
 
 Anderson: this porn is weird
 Chinese Buffet: what he said!!!!
 wolfskin: Ultimate anti-theft bike camouflage. Thieves see an empty bike rack
 greg: You'd leave this on the sidewalk, someone else would chain their bike to it, and BAM, you're gone.
 Beef Supreme: the wheels are too small.
 space: some animals have coloring to keep predators away, others have things that keep potential mates away
 ruiner: he is impaled in the barrier so it is a one way go
 james: Riot bike
 forkbear: Goddamn Hipsters.
Image 36989   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
468
 
 Minx: It runs in the familey i guess....
 Peter Pantsless: WITH bacon! I think I've seen this one
 gumble: I pretty sure both parties involved experienced crygasms
 MaronaPossessed: Wow how cheap. She should have done it for a quadruple!
 blablabla: i hope they were home made cheeseburgers - charcoal grilled, not pan fried.
 Jesus: @Robert sterilisation won't cure poverty / poor education. don't be one of those guys
 a spider plan: I've been paying way too much for my hookers.
 guest: guys ease up everyone has their price in life
 Robert: Hands up for sterilisation of people like this to help the gene pool?
 elahabdh: Well, it come with a free sausage.
 Beef Supreme: I thought only Randy from Trailer Park Boys had sex for cheeseburgers.
 fracking: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 becca: Not unless it comes with fries.
 polarbeer: Could I get a handy for a slice of cheese?
 Firm Buttocks: McDonalds is shit, that would make it so much more depressing
 twenty4: Was it a McDouble? If so... understandable
Image 36988   04-21-15   Uploaded by    this pic
Score:
281
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. You have brought shame on us, sporky.
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