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257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

257595  Mr. Whiskers: Cutie of North Korea

257575  WTF: @Mexico You know why?

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3. VeeKay
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257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!



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11. Side Boob: 1867 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
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15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
621
 
 Christina: Frank.
 rory: @Firm Buttocks, yeah!
 Robert: It's a me, luigi!!!!!!!
 Firm Buttocks: Luigi Sidebottom
 hoobleton: u have slipped off the ledge the last time m8... Floppy motherfucker
 Pizza: Ridin' dirty
 arctic fox: haha nice face lol :)
 Lemongrab: Acceptable!
 9inchfails: sickening
Image 36994   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
506
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Annoying Vegan I know this comment is old AF but i need to tell you that i know it and i love it. Done.
 Supermansbrother: The "Proud we know an unlynched colored fellow" club.
 flatluigi: You're never gonna do it without the fez on
 Fishy: Look at that Fez!
 durian: all of them have that one black friend they lift with.
 Warren G Hardon: FEZ's are COOL!!!! says the Doctor.
 Colbo Mundus: back when men were men, even when they were doing other men
 Firm Buttocks: Well, there's your problem: referencing Family Guy
 Annoying Vegan: @becca Do you know the Family Guy episode? Out of shape in shape guy from the fifties. Puny by modern bodybuilding standards.
 Cool Blue: The year they invented steroids and fez's. Word was getting around slowly.
 madmax1: @becca these guys look fat to me.
 Popsicle Dream: Grandpas of #36457
 becca: @Annoying Vegan out of shape? Seriously?
 Annoying Vegan: Out of shape in shape guys
 adeadcrab: Osiris Amanpour
 Crunchwrap Slider: Yes, but its the wrong lunk.
 Beef Supreme: one of those lunks is wearing a fez
 skunkrocker: the fez needs to make a comeback
 male anon: bear wrestling club was something else back then
 impaler: I hate Hipsters.
 teletub: Fuck yeah!!!
Image 36993   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
408
 
 Firm Buttocks: I want to upload the "You Are What You Eat" Mister Bignose strip, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who'd find it funny
 dad: on the same basis, I always order the foot-long Polish sausage
 why the long face: She gets an extra large salad with triple calories
 phil: Location is everything.
Image 36992   04-21-15   Uploaded by    cheesey
Image 36991 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kendra. Boo, kendra.
Score:
423
 
 Blimpet: Sleep tight Dr. Pupper
 omgpro: @i spy goats blood must actually be dr. pepper, who knew?
 Tipster: People from Texas
 karpeles: @Lola But both of those bottles are sealed
 Drunk Orc: There is something else in that bottle - that dog is f***ed up
 pewdiepie: @morakdais, All this time, I was trying to catch chupacabras with RC Cola and Moon Pies. Who knew?
 jem: NIGGA I LOVE ME SOME DR PEPS. THIS DOG GOT SOME GOOD ASS TASTE.
 Tacorleone: nice chupacabra
 Firm Buttocks: Best use for it
Image 36990   04-21-15   Uploaded by    leeann
Score:
412
 
 Anderson: this porn is weird
 Chinese Buffet: what he said!!!!
 wolfskin: Ultimate anti-theft bike camouflage. Thieves see an empty bike rack
 greg: You'd leave this on the sidewalk, someone else would chain their bike to it, and BAM, you're gone.
 Beef Supreme: the wheels are too small.
 space: some animals have coloring to keep predators away, others have things that keep potential mates away
 ruiner: he is impaled in the barrier so it is a one way go
 james: Riot bike
 forkbear: Goddamn Hipsters.
Image 36989   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
468
 
 Minx: It runs in the familey i guess....
 Peter Pantsless: WITH bacon! I think I've seen this one
 gumble: I pretty sure both parties involved experienced crygasms
 MaronaPossessed: Wow how cheap. She should have done it for a quadruple!
 blablabla: i hope they were home made cheeseburgers - charcoal grilled, not pan fried.
 Jesus: @Robert sterilisation won't cure poverty / poor education. don't be one of those guys
 a spider plan: I've been paying way too much for my hookers.
 guest: guys ease up everyone has their price in life
 Robert: Hands up for sterilisation of people like this to help the gene pool?
 elahabdh: Well, it come with a free sausage.
 Beef Supreme: I thought only Randy from Trailer Park Boys had sex for cheeseburgers.
 fracking: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 becca: Not unless it comes with fries.
 polarbeer: Could I get a handy for a slice of cheese?
 Firm Buttocks: McDonalds is shit, that would make it so much more depressing
 twenty4: Was it a McDouble? If so... understandable
Image 36988   04-21-15   Uploaded by    this pic
Score:
281
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. You have brought shame on us, sporky.
Score:
305
 
 Minx: I hate this flavor.
 gumble: Pro-tip: the fat dripping down the child's hand can be used to make excellent soap.
 madmax1: Nutted but she.... you know the rest
 nimbus: lol @rope pisser
 rope pisser: Mmmmmm, obesity
Image 36985   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
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