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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious



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Score:
621
 
 Christina: Frank.
 rory: @Firm Buttocks, yeah!
 Robert: It's a me, luigi!!!!!!!
 Firm Buttocks: Luigi Sidebottom
 hoobleton: u have slipped off the ledge the last time m8... Floppy motherfucker
 Pizza: Ridin' dirty
 arctic fox: haha nice face lol :)
 Lemongrab: Acceptable!
 9inchfails: sickening
Image 36994   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
506
 
 Yurishiro: @Annoying Vegan I know this comment is old AF but i need to tell you that i know it and i love it. Done.
 Supermansbrother: The "Proud we know an unlynched colored fellow" club.
 flatluigi: You're never gonna do it without the fez on
 Fishy: Look at that Fez!
 durian: all of them have that one black friend they lift with.
 Warren G Hardon: FEZ's are COOL!!!! says the Doctor.
 Colbo Mundus: back when men were men, even when they were doing other men
 Firm Buttocks: Well, there's your problem: referencing Family Guy
 Annoying Vegan: @becca Do you know the Family Guy episode? Out of shape in shape guy from the fifties. Puny by modern bodybuilding standards.
 Cool Blue: The year they invented steroids and fez's. Word was getting around slowly.
 madmax1: @becca these guys look fat to me.
 Popsicle Dream: Grandpas of #36457
 becca: @Annoying Vegan out of shape? Seriously?
 Annoying Vegan: Out of shape in shape guys
 adeadcrab: Osiris Amanpour
 Crunchwrap Slider: Yes, but its the wrong lunk.
 Beef Supreme: one of those lunks is wearing a fez
 skunkrocker: the fez needs to make a comeback
 male anon: bear wrestling club was something else back then
 impaler: I hate Hipsters.
 teletub: Fuck yeah!!!
Image 36993   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
408
 
 Firm Buttocks: I want to upload the "You Are What You Eat" Mister Bignose strip, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who'd find it funny
 dad: on the same basis, I always order the foot-long Polish sausage
 why the long face: She gets an extra large salad with triple calories
 phil: Location is everything.
Image 36992   04-21-15   Uploaded by    cheesey
Image 36991 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kendra. We'll pray for you, kendra.
Score:
423
 
 Blimpet: Sleep tight Dr. Pupper
 omgpro: @i spy goats blood must actually be dr. pepper, who knew?
 Tipster: People from Texas
 karpeles: @Lola But both of those bottles are sealed
 Drunk Orc: There is something else in that bottle - that dog is f***ed up
 pewdiepie: @morakdais, All this time, I was trying to catch chupacabras with RC Cola and Moon Pies. Who knew?
 jem: NIGGA I LOVE ME SOME DR PEPS. THIS DOG GOT SOME GOOD ASS TASTE.
 Tacorleone: nice chupacabra
 Firm Buttocks: Best use for it
Image 36990   04-21-15   Uploaded by    leeann
Score:
412
 
 Anderson: this porn is weird
 Chinese Buffet: what he said!!!!
 wolfskin: Ultimate anti-theft bike camouflage. Thieves see an empty bike rack
 greg: You'd leave this on the sidewalk, someone else would chain their bike to it, and BAM, you're gone.
 Beef Supreme: the wheels are too small.
 space: some animals have coloring to keep predators away, others have things that keep potential mates away
 ruiner: he is impaled in the barrier so it is a one way go
 james: Riot bike
 forkbear: Goddamn Hipsters.
Image 36989   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
468
 
 Minx: It runs in the familey i guess....
 Peter Pantsless: WITH bacon! I think I've seen this one
 gumble: I pretty sure both parties involved experienced crygasms
 MaronaPossessed: Wow how cheap. She should have done it for a quadruple!
 blablabla: i hope they were home made cheeseburgers - charcoal grilled, not pan fried.
 Jesus: @Robert sterilisation won't cure poverty / poor education. don't be one of those guys
 a spider plan: I've been paying way too much for my hookers.
 guest: guys ease up everyone has their price in life
 Robert: Hands up for sterilisation of people like this to help the gene pool?
 elahabdh: Well, it come with a free sausage.
 Beef Supreme: I thought only Randy from Trailer Park Boys had sex for cheeseburgers.
 fracking: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 becca: Not unless it comes with fries.
 polarbeer: Could I get a handy for a slice of cheese?
 Firm Buttocks: McDonalds is shit, that would make it so much more depressing
 twenty4: Was it a McDouble? If so... understandable
Image 36988   04-21-15   Uploaded by    this pic
Score:
281
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. Boo, sporky.
Score:
305
 
 Minx: I hate this flavor.
 gumble: Pro-tip: the fat dripping down the child's hand can be used to make excellent soap.
 madmax1: Nutted but she.... you know the rest
 nimbus: lol @rope pisser
 rope pisser: Mmmmmm, obesity
Image 36985   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
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