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216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

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216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.



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Score:
412
 
 Anderson: this porn is weird
 Chinese Buffet: what he said!!!!
 wolfskin: Ultimate anti-theft bike camouflage. Thieves see an empty bike rack
 greg: You'd leave this on the sidewalk, someone else would chain their bike to it, and BAM, you're gone.
 Beef Supreme: the wheels are too small.
 space: some animals have coloring to keep predators away, others have things that keep potential mates away
 ruiner: he is impaled in the barrier so it is a one way go
 james: Riot bike
 forkbear: Goddamn Hipsters.
Image 36989   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
468
 
 Minx: It runs in the familey i guess....
 Peter Pantsless: WITH bacon! I think I've seen this one
 gumble: I pretty sure both parties involved experienced crygasms
 MaronaPossessed: Wow how cheap. She should have done it for a quadruple!
 blablabla: i hope they were home made cheeseburgers - charcoal grilled, not pan fried.
 Jesus: @Robert sterilisation won't cure poverty / poor education. don't be one of those guys
 a spider plan: I've been paying way too much for my hookers.
 guest: guys ease up everyone has their price in life
 Robert: Hands up for sterilisation of people like this to help the gene pool?
 elahabdh: Well, it come with a free sausage.
 Beef Supreme: I thought only Randy from Trailer Park Boys had sex for cheeseburgers.
 fracking: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 becca: Not unless it comes with fries.
 polarbeer: Could I get a handy for a slice of cheese?
 Firm Buttocks: McDonalds is shit, that would make it so much more depressing
 twenty4: Was it a McDouble? If so... understandable
Image 36988   04-21-15   Uploaded by    this pic
Score:
281
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. We'll pray for you, sporky.
Score:
305
 
 Minx: I hate this flavor.
 gumble: Pro-tip: the fat dripping down the child's hand can be used to make excellent soap.
 madmax1: Nutted but she.... you know the rest
 nimbus: lol @rope pisser
 rope pisser: Mmmmmm, obesity
Image 36985   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
Image 36984 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by julia. Your image was bad, julia.
Score:
421
 
 spydermon: right!!!!! doc strange and his pals used to use him instead of the old trash can.
 drilldo: shhhiiii, no wonder Dormammu grew up to be a supervillain
 McBomalds: reminds me of my uni days in Bolton
 Firm Buttocks: I'd probably be the one they set fire to
 HenryVIII: It's nice that she wants to help diversify the gene pool.
 redrex: Firm Buttocks back row in the watch cap
 blablabla: ok this is awesome because very true. Trust me, You see shit like that all the time in the UK. Kind of a normal tuesday evening.
 Jesus: comic sans? Red font? Sold!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: I am sure she would love the manchester accent
 Ivan: oooh! Orange Mohawks! Cool!
 Bad Dad: Ginger's hair wasn't red enough
Image 36983   04-21-15   Uploaded by    dakota
Score:
286
 
 edgarallendoh: wasnt this a movie with natasha kinski?
 nyanyanyan: uhhhhhh
 Robert: In the words of /tg/ "FURRRIES"
 vinz: Not funny
 foreversmug: miscegenation
 Meh: I hate these people.
 TaintJuice: know that he probably has a terror-dick
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: He's getting some pussy tonight.
 Firm Buttocks: Allergic to cats
 sue: I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. They're dog people.
Image 36982   04-21-15   Uploaded by    thatsneat
Score:
392
 
 Minx: Get off my lawn kid!
 clayjar: @Chris - HAHAHAHAH
 PygmyGremlin: Come back - I'm home! I was on the shitter
 chelseachels: Little did he know that this was a town where cabbies wouldn't pick up crustaceans.
 Chris : Get off my beach, you damn kids!
 S R N: holy shit lol @Firm Buttocks
 Firm Buttocks: Since The Fat of the Land he had a breakdown and retreated from public life
 Meh: Wassup
Image 36981   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
Score:
418
 
 Minx: It takes the disabled longer to do work, so don't you dare blame them.
 lollerskate: This isn't even my final form
 sunset blues: image of te elusive were-toilet in mid-transformation
 m0rt: WE WILL EXTERMINATE any endangered species that may hinder this bypass.
 Science: 40K Obliterator
 Defiance: in response to the success of Transformers, Hasbro's next line of toys was the 'Flesh-Formers' sadly the line was closed soon after launch
 Firm Buttocks: Because they hire amputees.
Image 36980   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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