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257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

257595  Mr. Whiskers: Cutie of North Korea

257575  WTF: @Mexico You know why?

257592  Spazstatic: Why isn't it bleeding from the actual break point?

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257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower



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Score:
281
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. You have brought shame on us, sporky.
Score:
305
 
 Minx: I hate this flavor.
 gumble: Pro-tip: the fat dripping down the child's hand can be used to make excellent soap.
 madmax1: Nutted but she.... you know the rest
 nimbus: lol @rope pisser
 rope pisser: Mmmmmm, obesity
Image 36985   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
Image 36984 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by julia. Your image was bad, julia.
Score:
421
 
 spydermon: right!!!!! doc strange and his pals used to use him instead of the old trash can.
 drilldo: shhhiiii, no wonder Dormammu grew up to be a supervillain
 McBomalds: reminds me of my uni days in Bolton
 Firm Buttocks: I'd probably be the one they set fire to
 HenryVIII: It's nice that she wants to help diversify the gene pool.
 redrex: Firm Buttocks back row in the watch cap
 blablabla: ok this is awesome because very true. Trust me, You see shit like that all the time in the UK. Kind of a normal tuesday evening.
 Jesus: comic sans? Red font? Sold!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: I am sure she would love the manchester accent
 Ivan: oooh! Orange Mohawks! Cool!
 Bad Dad: Ginger's hair wasn't red enough
Image 36983   04-21-15   Uploaded by    dakota
Score:
286
 
 edgarallendoh: wasnt this a movie with natasha kinski?
 nyanyanyan: uhhhhhh
 Robert: In the words of /tg/ "FURRRIES"
 vinz: Not funny
 foreversmug: miscegenation
 Meh: I hate these people.
 TaintJuice: know that he probably has a terror-dick
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: He's getting some pussy tonight.
 Firm Buttocks: Allergic to cats
 sue: I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. They're dog people.
Image 36982   04-21-15   Uploaded by    thatsneat
Score:
392
 
 Minx: Get off my lawn kid!
 clayjar: @Chris - HAHAHAHAH
 PygmyGremlin: Come back - I'm home! I was on the shitter
 chelseachels: Little did he know that this was a town where cabbies wouldn't pick up crustaceans.
 Chris : Get off my beach, you damn kids!
 S R N: holy shit lol @Firm Buttocks
 Firm Buttocks: Since The Fat of the Land he had a breakdown and retreated from public life
 Meh: Wassup
Image 36981   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
Score:
418
 
 Minx: It takes the disabled longer to do work, so don't you dare blame them.
 lollerskate: This isn't even my final form
 sunset blues: image of te elusive were-toilet in mid-transformation
 m0rt: WE WILL EXTERMINATE any endangered species that may hinder this bypass.
 Science: 40K Obliterator
 Defiance: in response to the success of Transformers, Hasbro's next line of toys was the 'Flesh-Formers' sadly the line was closed soon after launch
 Firm Buttocks: Because they hire amputees.
Image 36980   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36979 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
Score:
290
 
 toolbot: Bohab and guest: Drew made that joke on his fucking twitter. and dont parrot people you ass
 guest: i heard twerking is actually when identical twins go to each others' jobs
 rustedpeace: Don't twerk and play croquet at the same time?
 Beerarchy: don't leave the discs out like that, you animal
 wtf: nice PSX
 Firm Buttocks: The news?
 boomboomboom: Twerking is when identical twins each go to the other's job for a day
 Dobly: this just in
Image 36978   04-21-15   Uploaded by    Anomaly
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