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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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Score:
166
 
 Matthias: Brad Kirk as THE GIMP
 Meh: #36993
 horny horn: v v v I remember all three of them.
 elahabdh: "etc etc etc" is awesome
 WTF?: v v v lol
 tacticaljay: ... and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.
Image 36457   04-12-15   Uploaded by    Mittens
Image 36456 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by debro. Boo, debro.
Score:
412
 
 impaler: Call the fire department, quick.
 Korrok: Fox "news", bleeding I.Q. points since 1992.
 Grasstype: Really? NASA better put it out before it melts the orangey candy ball in the sky!
 violentwrath: well hopefully it gets put out at night, I can't sleep with the lights on
 adeadcrab: Fire requires oxygen.The sun is plasma, but not fire
 redpeepee: v v v Then again, the sun is only 61 degrees.
 ShamWOW: And still denies solar warming.
 WTF?: ...blames it on Obama and those left-wing liberals.
 Samsung d2att: aw hell naw!
Image 36455   04-12-15   Uploaded by    harima nui
Score:
346
 
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's a dinosaur
Image 36454   04-12-15   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
275
 
 clueful: The longest running bromance in television history
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's gay sex
 ironcity: what an asshole....
 tacticaljay: militant homosexual propaganda
 Brain: They started early. So early, this may qualify as child porn
 Jesus: yeah me too, crudites
 crudites: i figured Bert for the top, tho
 crudites: "roommates" dude, come on
 eradicator: fuck you "docgonso"
 jesus goes blind: YO WHAT THE FUCK ERNIE
Image 36453   04-12-15   Uploaded by    Docgonzo
Score:
393
 
 Nate: As a man with a beard, let me assure you that hair can, in fact, be ingested.
 burritos: you could never put that in the oven, it would just run away the second you thought about touching it
 Wawanko: Cuys and guinea pigs are not the same.
 whaleshark: Hair cannot be ingested. I highly recommend either scraping the hair off or entirely skinning and gutting it first
 foreversmug: v v They call it Cuy
 waat: It's not like you can't eat a guinea pig. welcome to Ecuador
 waat: It's not like you can't eat a guinea pig. welcome to Ecuador
 jesus goes blind: Slide that fucker in th oven... I'm hungry
Image 36452   04-12-15   Uploaded by    doobiedogs
Score:
290
 
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's a child's handwriting
 depression: As long as its consentual
 fernie: police sirens intensify
 ratwa: call the police
 Jesus: stupid kid
Image 36451   04-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
53
 
 Grasstype: This year's free Campus Calendar will sport the modelling talents of graduate Eddie LovelyRuler!
 Derp: NORTH Texas duhhhhhh
 dangdang: Snow is Texas? How?!
 Poopzillaman: Your parents must be so proud
 crudites: or I guess I should say, con grab ulay shuds.
 crudites: congratulations
Image 36450   04-12-15   Uploaded by    BigTexas
Score:
60
 
 Pizza: For best results, watch with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
 titular role: New school wasn't cutting it for me.
 metallica: It's made from the same bore size musket balls that killed Lincoln
 originaluser: you have fucked up now! rewind the play five minutes! was that you, string bean? you fat piece of shit?
 George Whiskey: They proudly support American farmlands... as if we we import corn.
 beefbeef: NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
 dobbiesdoogs: lincoln's last words were, "wow, even that gun looks 3-d *urk*"
 not i spy: popcorn was only available in theatres after "talkies" were introduced in the 1930's
 wisp: And then there's the beautiful irony of the president who got shot through his head in a theater advertising popcorn.
 waat: please let's give more credence to conscious efforts by advertising to create something "funny " to be shared "online "
 crudites: You goddamn kids and your asinine ways of popping corn kernels. gimme old skool corn popped by the heat of a pile of fermenting bull dung.
Image 36449   04-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
182
 
 bookcase: v v v He would attach himself to shirts and set your hair on fire.
 imaginary gf: The Spiderman franchise villain "Venom" was a black goo-like creature from outerspace that hitched a ride on a space shuttle
 BabyVaccine: I hope that was an intentional troll, Mustyrats.
 underwear: rufioooooooo
 Mustyrats: the candy punisher
Image 36448   04-12-15   Uploaded by    fun
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