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272986  Snix: Remember when this used to be a place for funny pictures?

272991  Side Boob: How many years until pepper spray is invented?

272993  Side Boob: Welcome to Costco!

272998  Side Boob: @Micro Jackson My sex street doesn't even see that much traffic :(

272999  Side Boob: EzPass, man. EzPass.

272975  kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

272957  Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272944  addend: "What do you mean /seven/ years?!"

272958  Passive: Bacon always means "We covered these chips in nasty, salty, liquid smoke"

273010  betamax: Is he filming Katniss's propaganda bits for the uprising?

272981  charlemagne: @Shay it's going to look like suicide

272987  charlemagne: you're right, you can feel the life force eek its way through you fingers

272949  addend: Seriously organized board-game stack.

273003  some guy : Your gorilla looks sick.

272998  UltraBeverly: Can you even legally work at 14 in any state?

273005  some guy : bug budding?

272951  addend: "I'll look for a job as soon as I clear this level."

273010  some guy : "What's up YouTube? Finn here streaming from the family reunion barbeque and one thing is certainly clear: Utilikilts are out, hands-free packs are in, and none of my Welsh uncles have gotten the memo. Lmao jk yolo, be sure to click like and subscribe. Got that haggis on yeet dawg!"

272998  charlemagne: @Micro Jackson you should hide the tips from the scary man in the transit van

272956  addend: (Scans microfiche archives.)

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9. MrBoffo
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272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272991 Side Boob: How many years until pepper spray is invented?

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (958 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (872 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (853 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (822 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (772 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (759 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (756 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3829 points
 3. Side Boob: 3772 points
 4. Mexico: 2999 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2967 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2009 points
 8. grimes: 2007 points
 9. grizzly: 1755 points
10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. daver: 1484 points
13. Clim Tinties: 1464 points
14. westerner: 1432 points
15. Largehand: 1402 points
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Score:
429
 
 Theimposter: If you promise to see a therapist after.
 tib gubb: ... i usually only throat-punch people who deserve it.
 Dreforian: That's a lot of jerky!
 NoRagrets: I am all for this and can relate.
 SuedeOxford: Ok, but I'm usually pretty good at eliminating the lumps in my Cream'O Wheat.
 Bob: Single guy just trying to impress his friends.
 Dominus Umbrae: this probably took them wayyy too long to do for what its worth
 DrinkMixMan: Fucking gross
 revtom: ...and then afterwards, attempt a hands-free colonoscopy.
 a robot: what the fuck
Image 271735   10-11-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
461
 
 tib gubb: SACRIFICIAL BABBY
 WTF: You can always spot Carrot Top's car.
 Bluetocracy: baby jeebus dyed pink for your sins
 fanny: the sign seems a little unnecessary
Image 271734   10-11-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
585
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 Side Boob: Every cat is the best cat.
Image 271733   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
202
 
 LurkedMoar: Shrug
 VoR: Khair
Image 271732   10-11-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
428
 
 tib gubb: dickbutt is the modern masterpiece of our era
 Uncle Phil: 2018AD, fuckloads of people waiting to take a selfie in front of this one painting.
 Bluetocracy: This still coincides with Idiocracy.
 fanny: i would gladly hang that behind my couch
 Sadbot: Nobody should listen to Waluigi
Image 271731   10-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
425
 
 Bob: Buns and Jeopardy. Some people know how to live.
 Teechur: When left attached, rabbits feet bring good luck to the rabbit.
Image 271730   10-11-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
531
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 271729   10-11-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
294
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr. Bathroom Not quite as thick as the flat-earthers.
 Theimposter: Even long range snipers have to allow for the curve.
 tib gubb: anyone who seriously navigates any distance will realize that there's an arc that has to be calculated in traverse distance.
 Uncle Phil: More like small-earthers.
 Dr. Bathroom: If the Earth is flat, how thick is it?
 FabricMan: Scary thought: Your pilot is a flat-earther
 Sadbot: @Sadbot I meant "convince" instead of "defeat"
 Sadbot: I love how no logical arguments can defeat a flat-earther, but now their entire deal has been subsumed into the part of the internet that thinks moth/lamp is funny
 Dr Awkward: Yes, I remember those continent-sized aeroplanes.
Image 271728   10-11-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
589
 
Image 271727   10-11-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
788
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "Thanks, little guy. Yes, I like your toy. I'm kinda in a hurry here, sooooo...."
 tib gubb: aw yiss, doggo
 UltraBeverly: Free dogs!
 Not A Bot: "parking" in the 21st century
 Dreforian: "This is all that's left of the last UPS driver that came 'round"
 SuedeOxford: @Butcherboy O shit
 charlemagne: is it the snazzy uniform?
 Peter Pantsless: Especially nice since most of the time they hate delivery people
 Butcherboy: More like P-UPS driver
Image 271726   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
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