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273002  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Ma'am, his head is permanently crooked. We'll have to put him to sleep

272998  Air Biscuit: @Micro Jackson is that like sex in the middle of a busy street?

273008  Air Biscuit: One way revolving door!!!

273005  Micro Jackson: Mitosis sticking through misocksis

273008  Micro Jackson: There is no escape........

273009  Micro Jackson: There is no escape.........from the cuteness

273012  Micro Jackson: don't leave home without it!

273013  Micro Jackson: Nah everyone walked off the job and just let that shit burn

273017  jonz: nope. bulbaplop would be a more apt name.

272958  Korrok: Korrok approves....

273011  antipatterns: A lesson in unnecessary text

272939  Passive: Beauty of North Korea

272916  Passive: I saw FALLOUT on the poster when seeing JW2 and at first my heart skipped a beat, then, my eyes turned to bloodlust and anger.

273018  horny horn: Winston reporting

272998  tib gubb: 14 years? i was hoping to get rid of my kid by 12

272919  Passive: "Hi, I'm here for the PETicure ah hahaha.. no seriously, how much for French tips?"

272999  Not A Bot: B L A C K N A S T Y

272979  El hefe: Elmo's larval stage

273005  FabricMan: This Bug is going through metamorphosis, and will soon emerge from its cocoon as a stretch limo

272976  logan: Three more years and that'll be eligible for classic plates. That's an uncomfortable thought.

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272968 Greifer: alt f4

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272991 Side Boob: How many years until pepper spray is invented?

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

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 parrotsnest: why
 Greifer: into darkness
 Micro Jackson: Hypnotizin' booty
 tib gubb: gross
 Dr Awkward: This shit did the Kegel Run in under 12 fartsecs
 El hefe: Cellular mitosis
 Mr Bleak: Stand by for docking Chewie - I'm going in.
Image 271683   10-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
 Annoying Vegan : Nice buns
 Micro Jackson: Lop til you drop
Image 271682   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Side Boob: (It's) Choo Choo, bitches!
 tib gubb: get out of my face
 Shay: Thanks mom for the 5% data left message.
Image 271681   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 Science: I'm get4ting the whole James Brown vibe from this - they're trying to escort him out and he throws them off and launches into "Please, please, please"
 dangerkeith3000: I'm the motherfuckin' Pope and I make I make money! I got a house made of gold and a city to match Bulletproof when I roll so don't play me like that Priceless art where I pee, my loo's a Louvre like that Got your country's GDP in the jewels on my hat Hustler of all hustlers, wanna see the proof? Greatest artists of all time, I got 'em paintin' my roof And for a low, low price I'll let ya come and see Just exit through the gift shop as ya go to leave We accept all credit cards if you've no cash today Put a couple Pope bobbleheads on layaway Buy as much as you want, buy as much as you're able Just don't let Jesus in 'cause he'll start flipping tables!
 Micro Jackson: I'm the motherfucking Pope My rhymes are dope
 UltraBeverly: The laws of the sky don't punish kiddie diddlers and I can prove it!
 Shay: "OK, that's enough karaoke your holiness. You're giving the passenger a frighten."
 lecj07: "I'm the holy father and I'm here to say..."
 fumbduck: "I'll fly the plane today - and Jesus is my co-pilot."
Image 271680   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 hajjpodge: The boss needs you. You don't need him. Labor is entitled to all it creates.
 copunter: it's not slavery because numbers
 Not A Bot: better without caption
 Mr Bleak: They value the employees - just not very much, as indicated by your paycheck.
Image 271679   10-11-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
 Dreforian: It was a dork and stormy light...
 Side Boob: It was a dark and stormy night...
Image 271678   10-11-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 isosceleswaffle: Good boy, good wallpaper.
Image 271677   10-11-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
 Theimposter: People ignore the sign. They also come in with unleashed ferrets on their shoulders, as well as the parrot guy, and the spider monkey guy... Which luckily wears shorts.
 Lunimeow: In a side note most grocery stores never clean their carts...
 lecj07: @wolfpk mine too. An employee told me that the general policy is to shut up unless the animal is disruptive, in which case the manager has to deal with it.
 wolfpk: @fisto My local Wal-Mart had to put up a sign, "For sanitary reasons, please do not put dogs in shopping carts."
 Teechur: It's not like it's an emotional support squirrel or anything.
Image 271676   10-11-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 Horp Lello: dying @Air Biscuit
 Air Biscuit: I went to one of these, the raccoons kept trying to pick my pocket.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward [picks up pieces of face from floor] I must not be.....
 Dr Awkward: [pries family of raccoons off face] I must be one of the lucky ones!
Image 271675   10-11-18   Uploaded by    some guy
 Slug Wind: totally thought it was a dog taking a shit the first time i saw it...
 a robot: Draw me like one of your french poodles
 ignatz: Are corgis self-righting? Maybe tummy-rub activated..
Image 271674   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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