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273474  PenguinBartender: *whispering* "Crusty jugglers..."

273478  dangerkeith3000: 2. All the dirty bath water you are sitting in puts the dirt back on you. If you take a shower the only thing getting on the towel is water. 3. More than a trust the physician they work for.

273477  Dr Awkward: He-ver

273478  Shay: 2. I refuse to answer a question with spelling and grammar mistakes.

273453  antipatterns: last one to meme turn off the lights

273478  Shay: 1. Clearly a trick question. Black and white are not colors, but shades.

273417  Micro Jackson: Hurry up, those shorts are rented

273486  usernamee: Vampurrrrr

273436  Micro Jackson: I couldn't get out of bed this morning either

273426  Bob: Stay on target... Stay on target!

273444  Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273432  Bob: Words by which to live.

273470  Yam: @Side Boob well, we warned kitty about texting on the toilet

273447  Micro Jackson: Fresh

273452  Micro Jackson: What's stigmata you?

273460  Micro Jackson: Cover all those open storm drains first

273462  Micro Jackson: Prefers box

273474  Side Boob: Yiff?

273463  Micro Jackson: Viagra

273464  Micro Jackson: You are not getting that back

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt



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Score:
757
 
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless I wouldn't be surprised, truth be told.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice @Gentleman I feel like we've had this exact conversation before...
 wolfpk: Is this the new "LSD Rangers?"
 White Rice: @Gentleman yeah, but that's obviously a dragon, and thus the representation of the Dragon-zord.
 Gentleman: The one with the tyranosaurus was the red ranger
 luxbu: I thought that said January 16th - 3157
 entropy: TOOT TOOT TOOT!
Image 271669   10-11-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
364
 
 balloon: me too @hajjpodge
 Dreforian: @Peter Pantsless Those are actually dolls Putin is holding under sprinkler
 Peter Pantsless: Putin is gonna be soooooo mad!
 Mr Bleak: Beauty of switcherino. Oh, are we not doing that anymore?
 wolfpk: @ThoughtlessGentleman Where can I NOT rent this porn!?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: where can i rent this porn?
 hajjpodge: I think Kim Jong Un and Moon Jae-In are pursuing peace in opposition to what the American/Trump administration wants. Personally I hope this means we can withdraw our troops from South Korea and Japan.
 fanny: *vomits a little*
 Prostata: the beauty of north korea
Image 271668   10-11-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
834
 
 Dr Awkward: #CuteDeathGaze
 Father Goose: finn grew tits?!? im sold.
Image 271667   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
697
 
 smusher: I thought it was Hunter S Thompson!
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I thought it was Edward James Olmos!
 FormerLurker: @Dr Awkward if I ever have a pet llama, her name will absolutely be Dolly
 Dr Awkward: Oh snap, I just realized the old dude with the cat in the downstairs apartment is his holiness, the Dalai Lama.
Image 271666   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
201
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Obvious: Free to be a gondola-rowing, junkie dairy farmer - straight outta barber college.
 some guy : ...on drugs at the supermarket
 copunter: freetobe taking the gallon challenge! who will be the first to hold down this much slightly alkaline cowpus and win the coveted, never ever awarded IRON ONE-STOMACH medallion?
 Air Biscuit: Holes in my pants so im gonna wear 2 pair.
 Off Topic: Free Tobe! Tobe did nothing wrong.
 VoR: Give me MILK!
 Shay: Free To Be what? Pumping breast milk in a gallon bottle so you can sell it?
 mammal883: Ma'am could you kindly remove your backside from our cooler?
Image 271665   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
527
 
 dangerkeith3000: My Nana has actually said this exact thing.
 tib gubb: take it from grams - brag about how much you can cook
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Haha, damnit.
 Dr Awkward: Classic Gam Gam
 fanny: classic grandma
Image 271664   10-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
404
 
 Amy Housewine: There are dinosaurs in there all the time, but that was the last time one of them caused an incident.
 copunter: dino dont care. equal opportunity! accept my application -- it's mandatory, and my workers' comp is contingent upon it
 Yam: So youre due for one
 Psymon: A creationist bookstore would say it's only been 1,460,000 days since last incident
Image 271663   10-11-18   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
658
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Class trip to that corner of the yard that smells like stale water.
Image 271662   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
644
 
 dangerkeith3000: That mop has a tongue!
 lecj07: I always wonder if I could pour soapy water over a dog like that and let it clean my floors.
Image 271661   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
739
 
 Mad Collager: Aaargghh! Don't you HATE it when this happens!?!
 WannaBee: It's Uzumaki by Junji Ito. Go read it, it's amazing!
 LurkedMoar: THE SPIRALS
 Dreforian: It is a dimension of sight and sound after all.
 Psymon: I didn't realize the door to the Twilight Zone could be a person's skull
 WTF: "I need a boyfriend like I need a hole in the head."
 wolfpk: That head wound looks bad. Would should should probably go to the hospital.
Image 271660   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
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