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273474  lecj07: @Side Boob We do not speak of that here.

273423  Mr Bleak: @revtom We're not? Why did you take my monthly dues so often then?

273471  Jonananathan: Phantom of the Opera Browser

273425  Mr Bleak: Traffic of switcherino

273456  Mr Bleak: Keep the receipt. Keep. The. Receipt.

273489  Yam: Is it wrong of me to hope my SO would recognize my genitals?

273474  charlemagne: @Micro Jackson @PenguinBartender I used to work with a group of lads from the west country, they treat that film like it's citizen kane

273486  hajjpodge: I wanna hug this sassy bastard.

273441  DrinkMixMan: Hahaha. How does it keep up with the news like that?

273468  Natch: He's kind of an App El Presidente of sort, I guess.

273446  DrinkMixMan: The gun is good. The Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

273479  Yam: He's very small

273449  DrinkMixMan: Now the dance off

273471  DrinkMixMan: At first glance it looked like the woman de-aged.

273487  Fiveninety: @dangerkeith3000 right. it was because he doesn't know how to be funny on the internet

273478  fanny: huh, I used my calculator and all three answers are 80085

273479  Micro Jackson: I've had the bun!

273481  Micro Jackson: Other 67% is drinkin

273481  VoR: You ain't my dad

273481  dangerkeith3000: Does your mom and I look like a bitch? Then why do you tryin' to fuck us like a bitch?

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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Score:
201
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Obvious: Free to be a gondola-rowing, junkie dairy farmer - straight outta barber college.
 some guy : ...on drugs at the supermarket
 copunter: freetobe taking the gallon challenge! who will be the first to hold down this much slightly alkaline cowpus and win the coveted, never ever awarded IRON ONE-STOMACH medallion?
 Air Biscuit: Holes in my pants so im gonna wear 2 pair.
 Off Topic: Free Tobe! Tobe did nothing wrong.
 VoR: Give me MILK!
 Shay: Free To Be what? Pumping breast milk in a gallon bottle so you can sell it?
 mammal883: Ma'am could you kindly remove your backside from our cooler?
Image 271665   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
527
 
 dangerkeith3000: My Nana has actually said this exact thing.
 tib gubb: take it from grams - brag about how much you can cook
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Haha, damnit.
 Dr Awkward: Classic Gam Gam
 fanny: classic grandma
Image 271664   10-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
404
 
 Amy Housewine: There are dinosaurs in there all the time, but that was the last time one of them caused an incident.
 copunter: dino dont care. equal opportunity! accept my application -- it's mandatory, and my workers' comp is contingent upon it
 Yam: So youre due for one
 Psymon: A creationist bookstore would say it's only been 1,460,000 days since last incident
Image 271663   10-11-18   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
658
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Class trip to that corner of the yard that smells like stale water.
Image 271662   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
644
 
 dangerkeith3000: That mop has a tongue!
 lecj07: I always wonder if I could pour soapy water over a dog like that and let it clean my floors.
Image 271661   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
739
 
 Mad Collager: Aaargghh! Don't you HATE it when this happens!?!
 WannaBee: It's Uzumaki by Junji Ito. Go read it, it's amazing!
 LurkedMoar: THE SPIRALS
 Dreforian: It is a dimension of sight and sound after all.
 Psymon: I didn't realize the door to the Twilight Zone could be a person's skull
 WTF: "I need a boyfriend like I need a hole in the head."
 wolfpk: That head wound looks bad. Would should should probably go to the hospital.
Image 271660   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
341
 
 WTF: Damn it. I looked!
Image 271659   10-11-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
445
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: All I need in this life of sin...
 DrinkMixMan: 2Soc
 copunter: he ded
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get some?
 El hefe: Get some kevlar shoes just in case
 dangerkeith3000: MARRY HER
 fanny: @Astanapan are you trying to tell me that someone would just go on the internet and post lies?!
 Astanapan: I have a girlfriend, and I ask her to buy me socks. And she came back from the store with something you can only buy online. Can I be viral now?
 fanny: your gf is clearly awesome
Image 271658   10-11-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
421
 
 Air Biscuit: @Shay whats he gonna do? Bluff me back?
 Dr Awkward: *What are you gonna do, quote me?* Quote from quoted man.
 Shay: Sometimes you shouldn't call someone's bluff.
Image 271657   10-11-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
430
 
 Shay: "Where is your hand?" "Between two pillows?" "THOSE ARE NOT PILLOWS"
Image 271656   10-11-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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