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273449  DrinkMixMan: Now the dance off

273471  DrinkMixMan: At first glance it looked like the woman de-aged.

273487  Fiveninety: @dangerkeith3000 right. it was because he doesn't know how to be funny on the internet

273478  fanny: huh, I used my calculator and all three answers are 80085

273479  Micro Jackson: I've had the bun!

273481  Micro Jackson: Other 67% is drinkin

273481  VoR: You ain't my dad

273481  dangerkeith3000: Does your mom and I look like a bitch? Then why do you tryin' to fuck us like a bitch?

273483  Side Boob: Cutest photobomb ever.

273482  dangerkeith3000: That is actually pretty funny.

273483  dangerkeith3000: Photobomb!

273487  dangerkeith3000: News flash, the bag wasn't the reason.

273487  Fiveninety: what bag?

273494  Rocky XLVII: where's the apple

273486  Sadbot: Thinkin about thos blins

273482  Shay: This is the 66%.

273463  Joseph: 5.11p (if you're a climber you have to laugh now, please)

273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (779 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (775 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
pig 3 uploaded 273024 (728 points)


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14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. shwoarty: 1547 points
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Score:
464
 
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever End? END? Beginning, more like...
 Whatever: Snobby aliens- they know by the end of Trumps second term people will be just begging to be abducted and enslaved
 dangerkeith3000: The alien's name is Porbo Mellus.
 tib gubb: don't hate the player, knowutimsayin
 Mr. Butt: Ayy lmao.
Image 271623   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
189
 
 Whatever: And then you get cooties
 dangerkeith3000: It's a nice day for a... white wedding...
 tib gubb: friendzone level 11
 SuedeOxford: Martinsville, Indiana romance.
Image 271622   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
245
 
 dangerkeith3000: Poor Spuds MacKenzie!
 tib gubb: anything reminding me of brick and mortar retail in tyool 2018 is frankly depressing as hell, but hey at least there's a dog
 SuedeOxford: Business class, Dasani, and Target dog? My old boss would lose her mind.
Image 271621   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
252
 
 Teechur: Epaminondas, don't you know anything?
Image 271620   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
297
 
 Side Boob: This is the dumbest meme ever.
 DrNinjaman: Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
 White Rice: @a robot a little "meme" that made the rounds was as such: car salesman slaps roof/top of -object- and makes some statement about "how much/many -item loosely related to object- this baby can hold/handle!" It had some halfway decent ones, and a metric-shitton of stupidly unfunny (or kinda gross) ones.
 itskando: Customer: Cargo space? Car salesman: Car no do dat. Car no fly. Manager: my office, now!
 a robot: ....what?
Image 271619   10-10-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
438
 
 tib gubb: NOTAKEONLYTHROW
Image 271618   10-10-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
591
 
 Mr. Butt: @a robot TortoisesHellboy.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt Ron Purrlman?
 Mr. Butt: Your cat looks like Ron Perlman.
Image 271617   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
641
 
 some guy : Jaunty!
Image 271616   10-10-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
123
 
 Mr Bleak: Camembert!
 a robot: FINALLY SOME REAL NEWS
 Dr Awkward: Cheese?
Image 271615   10-10-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
387
 
 Lunimeow: Not even once..
 tib gubb: congrats on your indoctrination, little susie
 Teechur: Same
Image 271614   10-10-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
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