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273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

273589  FabricMan: Sure, but can the toilet take you on a most-excellent journey through time?

273594  ThoughtlessGentleman: its a magic wand!! go around your neighborhood tapping your neighbors gently in the head.

273606  sad face: love is blind in every level.

273564  Side Boob: @lecj07 I did too.I was going to make a Julius Caesar joke, then I realized they were laptops. Oh well.

273574  goldman sachs: Still better than Firefox.

273543  revtom: Also axes should be reversed.

273543  revtom: Linear until the age of 14, hyperbolic thereafter. Infinite disappointment around age 20, when every truth of this fraud we call civilization became apparent.

273599  Knice: A fresh, clever joke told in a captivating format. 10/10

273592  Knice: @Father Goose Say what now??

273568  revtom: It is a shizhole, so the above makes sense. Overland Park and Lenexa aren't so bad.

273587  Zukero: @kimjongun that's an understatement...

273570  revtom: Every year on the first day of school, within five minutes of putting as to chair, a teacher will inadvertently make Liz the coolest kid in class simply by reading her government name aloud.

273601  Catcat: Oh I see they didn't find anything wrong with them

273582  hajjpodge: This is why I won't go back into retail willingly.

273589  revtom: The younger folks here know nothing of the hoy of getting drunk and shitting in a phone booth.

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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 Bill Rye: E cookies cooked with ease
 Side Boob: @hajjpodge see below :p
 Side Boob: I dont think thats allowed on the internet
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob Not if he wanted to make some brown Es.
 Side Boob: He forgot the "R"
Image 271559   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
504
 
 skillet: He thinks he people!
Image 271558   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
411
 
 FormerLurker: Sweet hat. Dunno why youve got a second hat under it, but the one in top is pretty rad.
 White Rice: Onward, mighty steed!
Image 271557   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
378
 
 mammal883: @FormerLurker It's a light brown and a dark brown dog, on the back of an even bigger white dog.
 m o l e m a n: DAYUMM, she be mad-muggin' you.
 FormerLurker: Im honestly having a hard time figuring out if this is two real dogs, two stuffed animals, one stuffed animal and one dog, or one dog and one stuffed animal.
Image 271556   10-10-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
622
 
 Mr Bleak: @veryblue Well done! Should mean he lives a load longer, and happier too (well, once he gets over being hungry all the time, anyway)
 SuedeOxford: .455 catte
 mexican: Butterscotch?
 sparename: Someone changed the catnip for speed
 Side Boob: @Nope Or a better camera
 tib gubb: kitty looks hungry :(
 a robot: Good job kitty!
 dobbiesdoogs: before and catfur
 DrNinjaman: BEEFCAKE!
 charlemagne: so you had to buy another cat I see
 Nope: wow they got new floors!
Image 271555   10-10-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
312
 
 Nope: Also the police force is underfunded because the economic resources of areas where red necks live do not allow for social services to function optimally.
 Dr Awkward: got root?
Image 271554   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 271553   10-10-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
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 Sadbot: @FormerLurker or nerdy kids who were brought up on Le Carre novels and Cold War intrigue movies...*ahem*, no reason that I'd know...
 Air Biscuit: Either that or someone trying to sell you alot of watches.
 trelyate: Go Go Gadget Dong!
 FormerLurker: @Mr. Butt @White Rice Also, in 2003/2004.... that was me. But I was the punk kid so it had a bunch of band and anarchy patches.
 FormerLurker: @Mr. Butt yes. If its a brown trench coat, its a band nerd whos really into ska. If its a black trench coat, its a goth kid whos really into... I dunno, Marylin Manson? The cure? Im in my 30s and have no kids. I dont know what this generation of goths are into. Are there even goths any more? Are there even ska kids? Am I so out of touch? No, its the children who are wrong...
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt yes, yes they do.
 Mr. Butt: Does every high school have a weird kid who thinks trench coats are cool?
 Not A Bot: Are you girls ok? You're looking a little blue.
 ruiner: or two children on top of eachother
 KnowLifer: *gets flashed by inspector gadget*
Image 271552   10-10-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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 mammal883: @WTF Shh!
 WTF: It's only a model.
 White Rice: @thecraftywolf @BavidDowie it wasn't until I was older that I learned what those lines were insinuating about Arthur's parents. The knowledge made the scene go from "goofy nonsense delivered outrageously" to "kinda severe (for the time) insults that are just mean, delivered outrageously"
 Side Boob: "Grail? We already have one."
 reagan: @BavidDowie who was a hamster
 BavidDowie: What smells like elderberries?
Image 271551   10-10-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
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 AlexDeLarge: @BavidDowie caca! Mean, old, caca head!
 BavidDowie: Popplers are alive!
 VoR: I found this cookie behind the sofa.
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