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273497  Passive: You know who is more annoying than vegans? People who talk about how annoying vegans are.

273421  werterland: Vine voice: I'm washing me and my dishes!

273487  Annoying Vegan : Thats a mean thing to do to the seller if there was nothing wrong with the bag.

273434  Eleftheros: It's trumpet Monday my doots

273507  Not A Bot: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.

273435  werterland: Every single one of these immediately makes me think "Dandelo."

273497  Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 Apparently theres more than one of us... [ Twilight Zone Theme tune plays]

273501  dangerkeith3000: What about Solaris?

273501  a sedated moose: Tl;Dr, but I think that's the joke.

273495  ignatz: I also added a 'nit' or two..

273478  GTA VII: Bathroom tokens? Are you shitting me?

273498  Sage: Watch out for snakes!

273477  FabricMan: There are two types of sick people. Some immediately quarantine themselves when they hiccup. Others run a 105 fever, announce they feel fine, then climb into the washing machine to drive to work

273471  Beer 30: Photobombed from the grave

273487  Sthenolaidas: Sad button :(

273484  Dr Awkward: I wanna run with that dog on that trail

273497  dangerkeith3000: Is @AnnoyingVegan Dutch? Nah...can't be. They are in the EU and thus verboten.

273484  FabricMan: Two roads diverged in a grey wood...

273461  Korrok: Korrok approves.

273491  dangerkeith3000: "Taco Bell" and "Breakfast" should not be used in the same sentence together.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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 Dreforian: @Dr Awkward My computer science professor had the same thing up in his office.
 Micro Jackson: Punk training
 Dr Awkward: My colleague, a health psychology professor, had this on her door.
 charlemagne: from the makers of 'jump to conclusions'
Image 271512   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
242
 
 Sthenolaidas: @dangerkeith3000 if you read The Lives of the Twelve Caesars (aka ancient Roman emperor gossip), Suetonius says that the Senate awarded Julius Caesar the privilege of always wearing the Laurel crown (usually strictly reserved for celebrations) specifically because he was embarrassed by his growing bald spot
 Micro Jackson: Never
 Shay: When his body temperature dropped and died.
 dangerkeith3000: Those flowers cover up her bald spot quite well.
 Peter Pantsless: I wasn't aware that it had
 tib gubb: instagram switcherinos are weird
Image 271511   10-10-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
409
 
 Air Biscuit: *AHEM. Everything but my eyes are down here.
 dangerkeith3000: Those Finnish really love their vowels, don't they!
Image 271510   10-10-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
311
 
 Not A Bot: I think you mean "Public Entrance"
 lecj07: I love lamp.
Image 271509   10-10-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
554
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 charlemagne: @Eleftheros if your cheeks get sandy, your bullocks probably are too
 Dr Awkward: Gravity is an overrated film.
 Eleftheros: Sandy Cheeks / Sandra Bullocks?
Image 271508   10-10-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
532
 
 wolfpk: Meet Dave's head.
 Micro Jackson: This is absolutely terrifying
 dangerkeith3000: Norbert.
 bobby: "Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you using, like, The Force?"
 frenk: On his way to Mount Rushmore.
 Jason Steak: Heady Murphy?
Image 271507   10-10-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
244
 
 dangerkeith3000: The EU bans things like memes? What's next, books? I don't think I'd wanna be a part of that organization...
 charlemagne: what is the eu?
Image 271506   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
566
 
 Micro Jackson: People judge you? Dogs judge you?
 dangerkeith3000: Pardon?
 Dr Awkward: This is also how people feel about themselves when they use Whilst instead of While
Image 271505   10-10-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
351
 
 filthylaw: voted rad for this @Air Biscuit
 hajjpodge: "You tryin' to say something?"
 Air Biscuit: Did your cat swallow a croissants seed? It may need a croissantsectomy immediatly!
Image 271504   10-10-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I don't know. I kinda like my strawberries the size of my fist.
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Stupid GMOs.
 Mr. Lizard: Sometimes I wish there was a "meh" button. This is one such time.
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay He's 13. He is surprisingly big because of all the growth hormones they put in milk nowadays.
 a robot: And who do you think is gonna have to clean that up, asshole? Magical cleaning fairies? Good job making a store employee's day even shittier.
 Dr Awkward: Because your brother is a dumbass
 Shay: 13? More like late 20's or early 30's.
Image 271503   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
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