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273505  Annoying Vegan : Theres room on the bottom if ya give it a good shove

273430  Passive: friendly spaceship -- for all your creep shot needs

273497  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Do NOT tell Christopher Walken!

273512  amputator: Hi Pillow. Have a wonderful, happy life

273449  Passive: Life--forms! You tiny little life--forms!

273503  Scoo: And I thought I had dumb shower thoughts...

273497  Prostata: lolwow apparently this is a real news article. She was campaigning against cow-bells and pissed off the locals.

273497  Passive: You know who is more annoying than vegans? People who talk about how annoying vegans are.

273421  werterland: Vine voice: I'm washing me and my dishes!

273487  Annoying Vegan : Thats a mean thing to do to the seller if there was nothing wrong with the bag.

273434  Eleftheros: It's trumpet Monday my doots

273507  Not A Bot: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.

273435  werterland: Every single one of these immediately makes me think "Dandelo."

273497  Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 Apparently theres more than one of us... [ Twilight Zone Theme tune plays]

273501  dangerkeith3000: What about Solaris?

273501  a sedated moose: Tl;Dr, but I think that's the joke.

273495  ignatz: I also added a 'nit' or two..

273478  GTA VII: Bathroom tokens? Are you shitting me?

273498  Sage: Watch out for snakes!

273477  FabricMan: There are two types of sick people. Some immediately quarantine themselves when they hiccup. Others run a 105 fever, announce they feel fine, then climb into the washing machine to drive to work

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare



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Score:
622
 
 wolfpk: Perv!
 mammal883: She kissed me!
Image 271495   10-10-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
528
 
 Sage: Solution: rename Alexa.
 tib gubb: it's Amazon's fault really for stocking 500 pound bags of bird seed
 grizzly: Hello, QVC? This is Brian Fellow.
 itskando: Ordered a jersey
 WTF: @Christina Who needs opposable thumbs when you have Alexa.
 Shay: Damn that Boston Celtic.
 Bob: Ordered crackers.
 VoR: What does a bird order? Bet it was seedy.
 Christina: Soon after the smart devices come the smart birds.
Image 271494   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
120
 
 VoR: I don't trust the sign.
Image 271493   10-10-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
704
 
 Spazstatic: @Big Baby I'm always suspicious when someone other than the uploader explains something specific like that.
 big butt bum: Haha crack lins
 VoR: Cannot tell if sitting or fitting.
 lionstrong: Hey, that's not what "Church Militant" means (but it's pretty rad nonetheless)
Image 271492   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
581
 
 VoR: Roman judicial system.
Image 271491   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
342
 
 VoR: Ahh teens.
Image 271490   10-10-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
450
 
 VoR: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! it's a myth!
 Not A Bot: this is the kind of stuff that sets off school shootings
Image 271489   10-10-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
583
 
 BavidDowie: @VoR traffic control on the res
 VoR: Smoke signals not working.
 Side Boob: Same
 KickassHellyeah: I'm pretty sure that means floor it
 Smorlacks: The 'ol spicy traffic light
 waynelord: Light post you rat! How could you give me the ol' spicy red light?
 Weedheart: Is that a green or a red?
Image 271488   10-10-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
122
 
 Passive: Something tells me that its only a homophobic rumor that's managed to survive the testt of time that a deviant had sex with a monkey
 sparename: Don't be silly, some guy just got bitten by a monkey. While he was trying to fuck it
 Dr Awkward: @professorpig Thats understandable... you specialty is pigs
 WTF: @professorpig I'm sure it still happens.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: it was a complicated fluid swap kind of like circle jerk but with twister.
Image 271487   10-10-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
410
 
 VoR: Ew, Dog sleep breath
Image 271486   10-10-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
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