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273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

273607  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.

273602  hajjpodge: Imminent destruction.

273593  Air Biscuit: @Scoo thats pretty rude. I feel lime people who want to do that shouldn't take up window seats.

273602  Side Boob: *Wiggles butt in kitten*

273604  Yam: White doughny

273607  Yam: Please teach me about this little guy

273615  professional: Now that looks like a little ball of trouble! What a cutie! Blue heeler?

273602  ThoughtlessGentleman: a terror in the sheets...

273591  Dick Inspector: Is that what they call it these days...

273605  Side Boob: RAD, but I prefer that big bust of Lionel Richie that's made out of butter.

273597  Not A Bot: someone switched the "support" and "propose" in the first two panels. Dunno why though

273598  Shay: *unintelligible Peruvian chipmunk noises intensify*

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1. tib gubb
2. Not A Bot
3. addend
4. a robot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. ignatz
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Air Biscuit
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (948 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (925 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (857 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (855 points)
BoiledEggs uploaded 273447 (839 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (773 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (733 points)
beckybecky uploaded 273400 (724 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (713 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. E. HONDA: 3925 points
 3. Side Boob: 2760 points
 4. reagan: 2276 points
 5. Shay: 2158 points
 6. cran vodka: 2037 points
 7. Mexico: 1929 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
 9. norgu5: 1861 points
10. parrotsnest: 1787 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1628 points
14. skunkrocker: 1597 points
15. Annoying Vegan : 1479 points
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212
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Uh, sarge, I think it's time to change barrels." "Nah dude I get extra points if I hit em in the crotch."
Image 271468   10-09-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
743
 
 mammal883: @Teechur It wasn't much louder than normal operation, and it shot little rings back out every once in a while for a couple of days, but it was surprisingly easy to digest.
 Teechur: @mammal883 WHAT?! Yowza! That must have made a lot of noise! I'm amazed that the disposal made it!
 mammal883: @Teechur We had one too, but it ended up slipping down the drain and my wife ran it through the garbage disposal. Lots of noise, but the disposal survived.
 Warrax: I can haz ren faire turkey leg?
 Teechur: My brother got me one of those chain mail scrubbies for cast iron. LOVE IT!
 Knice: Cry havoc! And release the kitties of d'awwwe
Image 271467   10-09-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
677
 
 a robot: Happy birthday, Mr. Polar Bear
Image 271466   10-09-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
182
 
 FormerLurker: Derphomet.
 Knice: To what, though?
Image 271465   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
524
 
Be the first to leave a comment here.
Image 271464   10-09-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
415
 
 tib gubb: perhaps unconventional, but an important lesson nonetheless
 a robot: Youtube was a mistake
 Urn BooUrn: A three act play in two pictures and ten words.
Image 271463   10-09-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
326
 
 waterudoin: @tib gubb yes!!!
 tib gubb: getting shitface drunk is a traditional way of beating inclement weather
 wolfpk: Very timely!
Image 271462   10-09-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
321
 
 Side Boob: I see Priapus was judging the harvest today!
 Rocky XLVII: @Butcherboy an even larger penis
 Mad Collager: I think he got his kicks finding his route on 66.
 ignatz: Now that's what I call a superhero landing!
 wolfpk: A giant phallic symbol
 Butcherboy: So you spray paint what around it?
Image 271461   10-09-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
822
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 271460   10-09-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
83
 
 Side Boob: Make America Great Britain Again!
 Crim Tender: @FormerLurker thats a of words so take a (+)
 cishet: @FormerLurker thats a of words so take a (+)
 FormerLurker: @Dr Awkward ....[slow bow]
 Dr Awkward: @FormerLurker [Slow clap]
 FormerLurker: @Dr Awkward Independence Dark rolling clouds in wild confusion driven, Obscure the full-orbed moon. In all the heaven, One only star (the appointed evening light) Beams mildly forth; like friendly Pharo bright, That, kindled on some towering summit, streams Wide o'er the ocean-paths. Its far-off beams First seen by him who on the silent deck Paces his lonely watch, -- a glimmering speck Doubtful in distance. But his homeward eye Is keen the faithful beacon to descry; And mine, like his, impatient to explore (With friends and kindred thronged) the distant shore, Is fixed on that lone star, whose lovely ray Points to a happier home the heavenward way.
 Dr Awkward: Happy Independence Dad? Danny Tanner? Daffodils? Dark Wing Duck?
 Knice: I'm glad the keyboard made it into this image.
Image 271459   10-09-18   Uploaded by    grimes
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