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273505  Annoying Vegan : Theres room on the bottom if ya give it a good shove

273430  Passive: friendly spaceship -- for all your creep shot needs

273497  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Do NOT tell Christopher Walken!

273512  amputator: Hi Pillow. Have a wonderful, happy life

273449  Passive: Life--forms! You tiny little life--forms!

273503  Scoo: And I thought I had dumb shower thoughts...

273497  Prostata: lolwow apparently this is a real news article. She was campaigning against cow-bells and pissed off the locals.

273497  Passive: You know who is more annoying than vegans? People who talk about how annoying vegans are.

273421  werterland: Vine voice: I'm washing me and my dishes!

273487  Annoying Vegan : Thats a mean thing to do to the seller if there was nothing wrong with the bag.

273434  Eleftheros: It's trumpet Monday my doots

273507  Not A Bot: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.

273435  werterland: Every single one of these immediately makes me think "Dandelo."

273497  Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 Apparently theres more than one of us... [ Twilight Zone Theme tune plays]

273501  dangerkeith3000: What about Solaris?

273501  a sedated moose: Tl;Dr, but I think that's the joke.

273495  ignatz: I also added a 'nit' or two..

273478  GTA VII: Bathroom tokens? Are you shitting me?

273498  Sage: Watch out for snakes!

273477  FabricMan: There are two types of sick people. Some immediately quarantine themselves when they hiccup. Others run a 105 fever, announce they feel fine, then climb into the washing machine to drive to work

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.



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 6. Shay: 1946 points
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10. deadwombat: 1663 points
11. Mexico: 1635 points
12. cran vodka: 1595 points
13. RogueLeader: 1585 points
14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. Salvador Molly: 1533 points
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 wolfpk: Years of meditation and enlightenment gone!
 BavidDowie: And that's when puberty hit me
 Mr. Butt: T H E B O O B I E S
Image 271455   10-09-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
513
 
 addend: "What?! You said we can't sit on the chairs."
 a robot: The floor is lava!
 Dr Awkward: This is cat level asshole behavior
Image 271454   10-09-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Image 271453 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by night shift. Your image was bad, night shift.
Score:
668
 
 a robot: "mlem?"
Image 271452   10-09-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
536
 
 Austin: you can't fire me...
 Side Boob: Hey boss! I can prove your shoes are fireproof!
Image 271451   10-09-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Image 271450 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GiveMePlus. We'll pray for you, GiveMePlus.
Score:
667
 
Image 271449   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
636
 
 tane: Monogloid Constipation
 wolfpk: Baby mine, don't you cry Baby mine, dry your eyes Rest your head close to my heart Never to part Baby of mine
 Peter Pantsless: "HONNNNNK"
Image 271448   10-09-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
368
 
 Dr Awkward: So I had a dream last night that my Uber driver was Benedict Cumberbatch and his car was a box with a goat in it.
 Peter Pantsless: In Soviet Russia, ma goats totes me!
Image 271447   10-09-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
445
 
 Bob: Having monsters under the bed is no laughing matter.
 wolfpk: *and you yell "damn it, I told you to be quit until she left!"
Image 271446   10-09-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
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