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273463  Joseph: 5.11p (if you're a climber you have to laugh now, please)

273400  PenguinBartender: *clicks the "close" button on the elevator repeatedly.*

273439  PenguinBartender: "Hey Google, image search, please find me an example of 'cognitive dissonance.'"

273462  PenguinBartender: @Micro Jackson Of course I re-read your comment after I hit "post." (Shame.)

273462  PenguinBartender: This is missing the picture from the very next moment where the kitten jumps down and briskly walks over to the box these materials arrived in, and curls up comfortably inside.

273477  Jorp Lulter: "What do you call that act," asked the nonplussed agent.

273079  Shay: What kind of ass-backwards post apocalypse is this?

273017  grizzly: @drtofu yeah, I guess carets are illegal characters. How are we supposed to geek out about math and physics?

273108  Shay: SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG

273017  drtofu: E=mcc

273478  Sadbot: 3. No, anyone who marries a salesman is deranged

273017  drtofu: @grizzly, E=mc2

273488  KnowLifer: lovely legs

273476  Shay: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

273475  UnknownSample: I wanted to believe... and now I can!

273474  dangerkeith3000: Yarp: The opposite of pray.

273470  sassysass: "It's-a March 14th-a, Mario."

273477  Dr Awkward: Himfluenza

273476  dangerkeith3000: Be careful blowing 100 bucks. You'll end up with a lot of ticks on your lips.

273477  dangerkeith3000: Every time he blows his nose he brings another life into this world.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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11. parrotsnest: 1714 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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14. Never AFK: 1573 points
15. shwoarty: 1547 points
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 Not A Bot: Tipping strippers with pizza is not advised neither is tipping with coins
 Psymon: Roller Catster
Image 271425   10-09-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
641
 
 Lantry: they otter get off the road
 DerKirche: otterly adorable
 ThoughtlessGentleman: into dee choppah!!!
 Prostata: get off the road little dudes! It's not otter safe!
Image 271424   10-09-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
371
 
 Spazstatic: Why does everything have legs?
 copunter: vvv an entire bird's nest! for minced bird's nest soup of course
 Bob: *heck
 Bob: What the neck is behind the onions?
 Warrax: That sheep does *not* want another rimjob from that cow.
 shartcannon: It can chop several pigs, two goats and an entire cow while mounted to your kitchen bench.
 wolfpk: Put in the bass; yes the whole bass... It's just that easy!
 lecj07: The mutant carrots unsettle me, as dies the pig murdering his companion.
 Urn BooUrn: I love putting whole lobster or coconuts into my food grinder.
 UltraBeverly: This is my fetish
Image 271423   10-09-18   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
366
 
 WannaBee: What is this? Makeup for ants?
 Mad Collager: Compact Compact
Image 271422   10-09-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
392
 
 Bob: My kinda gal right there.
 Aspirin: Children love cages. At first.
 Mad Collager: She likes her wine with ICE.
 illBilliam: @huskyboy At least she's giving them something to drink.
 skillet: Exhibit A
Image 271421   10-09-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
348
 
 Bob: Mary Poppins was there.
 WannaBee: Boing
 Mad Collager: Living up to their name.
 Dr Awkward: All your base are belong to us.
Image 271420   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
273
 
 Not A Bot: A Brangelina joke in the year of our lord 2015. Lord.
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Looks like that Comet cult leader back from '99.
 Peter Pantsless: Pictured: someone's dad
Image 271419   10-09-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
451
 
 DerKirche: I save every Chick Tract I get - I can't get enough, they're so over the top - and if you haven't seen the Cthulhu parody one yet, google it!
 Himesama: I don't believe in god but sometimes I wish monsters were real
 FabricMan: God doesn't exist. Satan sure does, though
 Urn BooUrn: .:sad trombone:.
Image 271418   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
438
 
 addend: "Haw! Haw!"
 Dr. Bathroom: Yes, cats love their mayonnaise.
 Peter Pantsless: "I was different! I was frightened by the mayonnaise!"
Image 271417   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
208
 
 FabricMan: Cute. It's also a shitty tip
 Mr. Pepper: Why would you put one of my children on my head, human?
 Dr Awkward: hehe, #020552 and #001848
 Knice: I hate irrational customers.
Image 271416   10-09-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
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