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273332  trelyate: Babou got a box and a friend to play with

273291  addend: @WTF You'll want to step out for mouthwash, toothpaste, and breath mints.

273340  VoR: Ohhh yes.

273341  VoR: I assume it was fine.

273318  Not A Bot: if you stare long enough at it, it starts to look like Freddy Mercury

273306  Air Biscuit: Its a good idea because if the front of your ship is a hot iron, you can melt the ice.

273337  addend: "That's so funny! Can you fax it to my office?"

273308  Air Biscuit: @BavidDowie *expresses unique personality through comments*

273309  Air Biscuit: Lawn and order is getting its own spinnoff series now?

273334  VoR: Hands?

273336  Mr. Butt: NOBODY ACTUALLY USES THE WORD PUSS.Y TO REFER TO A CAT. A DOUBLE ENTENDRE ONLY WORKS IF BOTH WORDS ARE IN USE.

273338  Sage: Calvin was here.

273329  grid: It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos no need to ask why, open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos!

273323  addend: (whispers) "Oops, sorry to wake you."

273327  addend: "Is /this/ one Italian, too, Dad?"

273336  addend: Who else but Dad.

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273336  Minnesotan: also the pantheon, you know what, fine, italian beautiful people

273332  tib gubb: "I'm breakin' outta here. I got a plan."

273336  Minnesotan: uh it's not 3492?

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."



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Score:
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 Spazstatic: Why does everything have legs?
 copunter: vvv an entire bird's nest! for minced bird's nest soup of course
 Bob: *heck
 Bob: What the neck is behind the onions?
 Warrax: That sheep does *not* want another rimjob from that cow.
 shartcannon: It can chop several pigs, two goats and an entire cow while mounted to your kitchen bench.
 wolfpk: Put in the bass; yes the whole bass... It's just that easy!
 lecj07: The mutant carrots unsettle me, as dies the pig murdering his companion.
 Urn BooUrn: I love putting whole lobster or coconuts into my food grinder.
 UltraBeverly: This is my fetish
Image 271423   10-09-18   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
366
 
 WannaBee: What is this? Makeup for ants?
 Mad Collager: Compact Compact
Image 271422   10-09-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
392
 
 Bob: My kinda gal right there.
 Aspirin: Children love cages. At first.
 Mad Collager: She likes her wine with ICE.
 illBilliam: @huskyboy At least she's giving them something to drink.
 skillet: Exhibit A
Image 271421   10-09-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
348
 
 Bob: Mary Poppins was there.
 WannaBee: Boing
 Mad Collager: Living up to their name.
 Dr Awkward: All your base are belong to us.
Image 271420   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
273
 
 Not A Bot: A Brangelina joke in the year of our lord 2015. Lord.
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Looks like that Comet cult leader back from '99.
 Peter Pantsless: Pictured: someone's dad
Image 271419   10-09-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
451
 
 DerKirche: I save every Chick Tract I get - I can't get enough, they're so over the top - and if you haven't seen the Cthulhu parody one yet, google it!
 Himesama: I don't believe in god but sometimes I wish monsters were real
 FabricMan: God doesn't exist. Satan sure does, though
 Urn BooUrn: .:sad trombone:.
Image 271418   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
438
 
 addend: "Haw! Haw!"
 Dr. Bathroom: Yes, cats love their mayonnaise.
 Peter Pantsless: "I was different! I was frightened by the mayonnaise!"
Image 271417   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
208
 
 FabricMan: Cute. It's also a shitty tip
 Mr. Pepper: Why would you put one of my children on my head, human?
 Dr Awkward: hehe, #020552 and #001848
 Knice: I hate irrational customers.
Image 271416   10-09-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
412
 
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Image 271415   10-09-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
444
 
 tib gubb: finally a relatable anime character
 SuedeOxford: Same
 Sadbot: Learn to accept the mayo, infiltrate flavorless social circles, and convert them to the True Word of Lord Father Tapatio and Holy Mother Cholula
Image 271414   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
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