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273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

273607  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.

273602  hajjpodge: Imminent destruction.

273593  Air Biscuit: @Scoo thats pretty rude. I feel lime people who want to do that shouldn't take up window seats.

273602  Side Boob: *Wiggles butt in kitten*

273604  Yam: White doughny

273607  Yam: Please teach me about this little guy

273615  professional: Now that looks like a little ball of trouble! What a cutie! Blue heeler?

273602  ThoughtlessGentleman: a terror in the sheets...

273591  Dick Inspector: Is that what they call it these days...

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (773 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (737 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (733 points)
beckybecky uploaded 273400 (724 points)


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 6. cran vodka: 2037 points
 7. Mexico: 1929 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
 9. norgu5: 1861 points
10. parrotsnest: 1787 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1628 points
14. skunkrocker: 1597 points
15. Annoying Vegan : 1479 points
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 Not A Bot: A Brangelina joke in the year of our lord 2015. Lord.
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Looks like that Comet cult leader back from '99.
 Peter Pantsless: Pictured: someone's dad
Image 271419   10-09-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
451
 
 DerKirche: I save every Chick Tract I get - I can't get enough, they're so over the top - and if you haven't seen the Cthulhu parody one yet, google it!
 Himesama: I don't believe in god but sometimes I wish monsters were real
 FabricMan: God doesn't exist. Satan sure does, though
 Urn BooUrn: .:sad trombone:.
Image 271418   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
438
 
 addend: "Haw! Haw!"
 Dr. Bathroom: Yes, cats love their mayonnaise.
 Peter Pantsless: "I was different! I was frightened by the mayonnaise!"
Image 271417   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
208
 
 FabricMan: Cute. It's also a shitty tip
 Mr. Pepper: Why would you put one of my children on my head, human?
 Dr Awkward: hehe, #020552 and #001848
 Knice: I hate irrational customers.
Image 271416   10-09-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
412
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 271415   10-09-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
444
 
 tib gubb: finally a relatable anime character
 SuedeOxford: Same
 Sadbot: Learn to accept the mayo, infiltrate flavorless social circles, and convert them to the True Word of Lord Father Tapatio and Holy Mother Cholula
Image 271414   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
654
 
 FormerLurker: @skillet loose heifer? Hey. Your mother.
 skillet: Luce-heifer
 wolfpk: This is just a coincidence. With all the millions is pounds of meat that is sold a year, one is bound to be possessed.
 Knice: Beefelzebub
 FormerLurker: Served on a bed of the devils lettuce
 Dr Awkward: Hail Steak-umm!
Image 271413   10-09-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
431
 
Image 271412   10-09-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
161
 
 Dr Awkward: Pencil for scale
 FormerLurker: Haha, totally! Nailed it.
Image 271411   10-09-18   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
352
 
 Side Boob: Taco Bell night.
 wolfpk: That would have happened to me yesterday!
 ignatz: Dodgy curry..
Image 271410   10-09-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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