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273497  Prostata: lolwow apparently this is a real news article. She was campaigning against cow-bells and pissed off the locals.

273497  Passive: You know who is more annoying than vegans? People who talk about how annoying vegans are.

273421  werterland: Vine voice: I'm washing me and my dishes!

273487  Annoying Vegan : Thats a mean thing to do to the seller if there was nothing wrong with the bag.

273434  Eleftheros: It's trumpet Monday my doots

273507  Not A Bot: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.

273435  werterland: Every single one of these immediately makes me think "Dandelo."

273497  Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 Apparently theres more than one of us... [ Twilight Zone Theme tune plays]

273501  dangerkeith3000: What about Solaris?

273501  a sedated moose: Tl;Dr, but I think that's the joke.

273495  ignatz: I also added a 'nit' or two..

273478  GTA VII: Bathroom tokens? Are you shitting me?

273498  Sage: Watch out for snakes!

273477  FabricMan: There are two types of sick people. Some immediately quarantine themselves when they hiccup. Others run a 105 fever, announce they feel fine, then climb into the washing machine to drive to work

273471  Beer 30: Photobombed from the grave

273487  Sthenolaidas: Sad button :(

273484  Dr Awkward: I wanna run with that dog on that trail

273497  dangerkeith3000: Is @AnnoyingVegan Dutch? Nah...can't be. They are in the EU and thus verboten.

273484  FabricMan: Two roads diverged in a grey wood...

273461  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt



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 wolfpk: Training the new police dog.
 Peter Pantsless: # good boys good boys / watcha gonna do #
Image 271396   10-09-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
639
 
 PenguinBartender: HAHAHA, stupid dog.
 tib gubb: what a flattering angle
 Not A Bot: "This is why I never leave Minecraft, mom!"
Image 271395   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
253
 
 tib gubb: Ah those wonderful neurological side effects that we'll apparently be dealing with later rather than sooner
Image 271394   10-09-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
312
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: What do you use to clean up spilt carpet shampoo? JC
 Amy Housewine: You can't make an omelette without breaking jaws.
Image 271393   10-09-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
77
 
 wolfpk: "Free", then why do I keep getting told I need a permit!
 tib gubb: that's right - money is valuable and scarce - and spotify wants to give you things for free just as you much as you want to give spotify things for free
Image 271392   10-09-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
619
 
 Bob: With our powers combined...
 WTF: Wonder twins activate!
 grizzly: Son of a bitch!
 Amy Housewine: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war
Image 271391   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
534
 
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward oh can't you see, you belong to me
 dangerkeith3000: Love, Mom.
 tib gubb: should punctuate it with a realistic human heart. chicks dig realistic human hearts
 Dr Awkward: Every breath you take, Every move you make Every bond you break, Every step you take, I'll be watching you.
Image 271390   10-09-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
317
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: @skillet my sides hurt
 addend: One car... passing... another.
 PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.
 copunter: Not shown: license plate on the red car, which reads Y0DUD3
 skillet: The miracle of birth
 Dr Awkward: Car-napping
Image 271389   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: No thanks, I'm looking for a Spiral Step Ladder.
Image 271388   10-09-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
71
 
 Mr. Lizard: Korean soap operas are weird.
 Mr. Butt: Just watched Venom. It was basically a movie about why we should kill Elon Musk. 9/10.
 antipatterns: Typical rich kid, taking free tokes and not inhaling
 a robot: @FormerLurker Musk is pretty much always a badvote from me
 FormerLurker: Want to rad for Mitch Hedberg but want to bad because its not Mitch Hedberg...
Image 271387   10-09-18   Uploaded by    propro
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