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273498  Sage: Watch out for snakes!

273477  FabricMan: There are two types of sick people. Some immediately quarantine themselves when they hiccup. Others run a 105 fever, announce they feel fine, then climb into the washing machine to drive to work

273471  Beer 30: Photobombed from the grave

273487  Sthenolaidas: Sad button :(

273484  Dr Awkward: I wanna run with that dog on that trail

273497  dangerkeith3000: Is @AnnoyingVegan Dutch? Nah...can't be. They are in the EU and thus verboten.

273484  FabricMan: Two roads diverged in a grey wood...

273461  Korrok: Korrok approves.

273491  dangerkeith3000: "Taco Bell" and "Breakfast" should not be used in the same sentence together.

273496  Sadbot: @Christina I can't even imagine wanting to pay all that money just to live around New Yorkers

273495  dangerkeith3000: My ex-wife used to do the same joke.

273489  WannaBee: @Yam Or voice?

273491  Dr Awkward: Need a taco? Get a job.

273496  Christina: All apartments in Manhattan are sad and tiny unless you are rich.

273504  King Polly: This is McDs. It's meth, and you know it. Cocaine is the In N Out / 5 Guys / Fuddruckers crowd.

273493  charlemagne: choo choo choo the mouth tunnel is closed so the tasty train is taking a detour into your ear woo woo

273482  Bob: Can't we all just get along?

273490  Side Boob: They seem nice.

273498  Not A Bot: Always rad vote Bosch.

273491  Micro Jackson: Let's not

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273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...



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14. shwoarty: 1547 points
15. Salvador Molly: 1533 points
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 sparenamelaptopdied: What do you use to clean up spilt carpet shampoo? JC
 Amy Housewine: You can't make an omelette without breaking jaws.
Image 271393   10-09-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
77
 
 wolfpk: "Free", then why do I keep getting told I need a permit!
 tib gubb: that's right - money is valuable and scarce - and spotify wants to give you things for free just as you much as you want to give spotify things for free
Image 271392   10-09-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
619
 
 Bob: With our powers combined...
 WTF: Wonder twins activate!
 grizzly: Son of a bitch!
 Amy Housewine: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war
Image 271391   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
534
 
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward oh can't you see, you belong to me
 dangerkeith3000: Love, Mom.
 tib gubb: should punctuate it with a realistic human heart. chicks dig realistic human hearts
 Dr Awkward: Every breath you take, Every move you make Every bond you break, Every step you take, I'll be watching you.
Image 271390   10-09-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
317
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: @skillet my sides hurt
 addend: One car... passing... another.
 PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.
 copunter: Not shown: license plate on the red car, which reads Y0DUD3
 skillet: The miracle of birth
 Dr Awkward: Car-napping
Image 271389   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: No thanks, I'm looking for a Spiral Step Ladder.
Image 271388   10-09-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
71
 
 Mr. Lizard: Korean soap operas are weird.
 Mr. Butt: Just watched Venom. It was basically a movie about why we should kill Elon Musk. 9/10.
 antipatterns: Typical rich kid, taking free tokes and not inhaling
 a robot: @FormerLurker Musk is pretty much always a badvote from me
 FormerLurker: Want to rad for Mitch Hedberg but want to bad because its not Mitch Hedberg...
Image 271387   10-09-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
525
 
 Amy Housewine: He's going for the Tombstone, King!
Image 271386   10-09-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
884
 
 FormerLurker: @Micro Jackson Wait, what? Watch which watch?
 Micro Jackson: Watch this...
Image 271385   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
342
 
 kshoxx: A gift that keeps on clawing
Image 271384   10-09-18   Uploaded by    westerner
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