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273594  WTF: Things you find in Grandma's China hutch.

273601  WTF: ...and for a 5 minute visit no less.

273604  WTF: Is your girlfriend beefy?

273592  Scoo: Forget it, @Knice, it's Bot-town

273604  Prostata: majestic AF

273590  Fuzzpot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

273593  Scoo: Last (commercial) flight I was on, I was stuck in an aisle seat, and before the plane even took the runway, the window-seater closed the shade. I'm a bit jealous of this little guy.

273601  Scoo: Rad for obvious plant

273609  ignatz: @trepanation The mods giveth, and the mods taketh away..

273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

273589  FabricMan: Sure, but can the toilet take you on a most-excellent journey through time?

273594  ThoughtlessGentleman: its a magic wand!! go around your neighborhood tapping your neighbors gently in the head.

273606  sad face: love is blind in every level.

273564  Side Boob: @lecj07 I did too.I was going to make a Julius Caesar joke, then I realized they were laptops. Oh well.

273574  goldman sachs: Still better than Firefox.

273543  revtom: Also axes should be reversed.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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Score:
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 kshoxx: A gift that keeps on clawing
Image 271384   10-09-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
464
 
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 VoR: ...That's what I told the wife. We laughed until we cried.
 Micro Jackson: If this is wrong I don't want to be right
 dangerkeith3000: Wood Rocket's Doctor Who porn parody is really good. The accents are horrible, but a lot of the actors look kinda like the actors on the show, especially Amy. And they anticipated a female doctor by in 11's era.
 fanny: looks ok to me
Image 271383   10-09-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
709
 
 Bob: How about some privacy, eh?
 Not A Bot: Braunohler more like Brownholer amirite?
 lecj07: I've had cats do this. They only went around twice before I let it out though. Never seen such a dirty look.
 Dr Awkward: @fanny @a robot Somehow I had never seen that one before. That made my day a bit better, somehow.
 Side Boob: This kills the kitties...
 a robot: @Dr Awkward #100059
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny just once I wish that would happen to me...
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That sounds... incredibly specific.
 Micro Jackson: Let's go for a spin
 fanny: careful kitties some chick might come along and put her butt in there while playing an accordion
Image 271382   10-09-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
400
 
 fullofwind: all right
 Big Baby: Well played...
Image 271381   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
304
 
 LurkedMoar: Anyone else concerned about the drowned kid?
 FormerLurker: @Air Biscuit no joke, one of my punk rock friends who takes himself far too seriously has a bandana with a knot tied in it, and looped in the knot is a padlock. I dont know why he needs it though, Ive been going to punk rock shows for 15 years and have twice been involved in a violent altercation, one of which I started out of machismo aggression and the other was with a friend and was supposed to be a lighthearted spar that got rough quick.
 Air Biscuit: *puts on 2 more locks to balance it out. Creates a deadly weapon.
 Micro Jackson: While you were fidgeting, buddy just drowned
 Side Boob: If I was in 1990, this would be from the future!
 a robot: Yes, very timely
Image 271380   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
485
 
 tib gubb: then when you pull the little string, it snaps up straight again
 Amy Housewine: Noom Noom
 Micro Jackson: I ain't broke, I'm just badly bent
 a robot: Husky operating within normal parameters
Image 271379   10-09-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
507
 
 Micro Jackson: Why you so grumpy? I'm the one that has to clean the drain every other day!
Image 271378   10-09-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
490
 
 Bob: It's from Babylonbee. That's like The Onion for Christianity.
 ignatz: Isn't it just "evangelism"?
 tib gubb: it's important to preserve images like this so when civilization is burning down, people know exactly why
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 I loved Heinlein when I was young, I definitely think he's a dick now. He did invent the waterbed though, for better or for worse
 dangerkeith3000: @a robot Yeah Stranger in a Strange Land kinda lost my interest after that.
 a robot: Just one step closer to that drinking and gambling church that Heinlein came up with
 Dr Awkward: "Jesus Christ on a waterslide!" might become my new catch phrase.
 TurkeyVultureTed: I still think the whole "make the little (brown) children suffer" policy is just a bit worse.
Image 271377   10-09-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
444
 
 Kaviri: A cat, trapped in a dog's body.
 skillet: 1 pooch smooch,please
Image 271376   10-09-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
466
 
 Urn BooUrn: A great value.
 charlemagne: what's that lassie? you'll make me see heaven for a twenty note?
 FormerLurker: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. ALL OF IT. EVERY. DAMN. DOLLAR.
Image 271375   10-09-18   Uploaded by    house md
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