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273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

273526  Nope: "Look to your left" *Looks left* "Wow you look nice today!"

273544  Dr Awkward: @a robot identified

273545  Dr Awkward: I dont care if this has been posted before, I will Hyper-RAD this every time.

273505  Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273547  square44: they can talk?! dot com

273543  Dr. Bathroom: Time, by convention, is presented on the horizontal axis. Your measure is presented as a function of time.

273545  fanny: tote that goat, doggo!

273546  a robot: humans identified.

273524  Teechur: I've seen about everything when I've seen an elephant fly. (Just watched 1941 the other night)

273525  Jak: Wtf is World of Warfare and where can I buy it??

273526  Teechur: @Shay Beauty of NKE

273545  a robot: Your kid looks happy :)

273536  Teechur: To be a tacocat, you must first be a backwards tacocat.

273513  antipatterns: @MasterTwig Punisher v.s. Antifa Super Soldiers (2020)

273543  Bob: Same

273544  a robot: "You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!!"

273539  Fantasy: Welcome to Garbagetown

273534  WTF: Are your children zombies?

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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Score:
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 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"
 grizzly: A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!
 Side Boob: "Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
 canada: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound
 wolfpk: "It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
 tib gubb: @Shay I GOT SOME CONSTIPATED OLD GOON SCREAMING PROFANITIES IN MY FACE, SIR
 Shay: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMB NUTS
 tib gubb: SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hell yeah!
Image 269011   09-24-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
359
 
 Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?
 Yam: No caption could be as good as this dog.
Image 269010   09-24-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
349
 
 claphands: Trump's rug on it's vaykay
 SuedeOxford: Is this one of those fancy guinea pigs?
Image 269009   09-24-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
164
 
 Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?
 Nothing:
Image 269008   09-24-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
440
 
 Mr Bleak: That's ... gonna make watching Masterchef USA disturbing.
 ColdHotCool: An idiot sammich
Image 269007   09-24-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
542
 
 lecj07: I'm more interested in this "Balthus, king of the cats."
 Sadbot: I've been Beaned!
 nerdhulk: my eyes are on pg 14
 Not A Bot: Seasons in the Abyssinian.
Image 269006   09-24-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
417
 
 WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)
 WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/
 Commodore 64: what is that supposed to mean @WannaBee
 Spazstatic: @WannaBee I especially like that the download button is on the screenshot.
 Not A Bot: Damn, you can buy ANYTHING on J-List.
 Gomi Day: if only it were that easy (and cheap!)
 WannaBee: Why screenshot it? Do people not know how to save pictures? Hell, just whack off it!
 Nope: awww now im sick AF
Image 269005   09-24-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
113
 
Image 269004   09-24-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
246
 
 FormerLurker: Raisins if true.
 Sadbot: What, does the rest of your family have 2-door Jeeps, you monster?
Image 269003   09-24-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
837
 
 tib gubb: and they call it... puppy love...
 Urn BooUrn: My family portraits never turn out this well.
Image 269002   09-24-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
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