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273580  Spazstatic: @Shay it's an archon from StarCraft, isn't it?

273701  dobbiesdoogs: "someone farted. oh yeah, it was me"

273698  Not A Bot: You also just said "student" not "the boy in the back"

273684  Fiveninety: i remember asking this question when i was 4. are you 4?

273697  Scoo: UNSUBSCRIBE

273700  Scoo: Yawn, let me know when it's Fourteen El Presidente Margaritas At Chili's

273699  WTF: "Just kill me already."

273688  tib gubb: huh, i didn't get nearly that much help when my computer acted up

273699  tib gubb: "a... a... anime was a mistake..."

273675  weed poop: Never thought that the call center guy was also simultaneously driving a cab

273696  some guy : Meowlbert Einstein

273685  sir toke a lot: I'ma cut you puppymonkeybaby

273690  hajjpodge: Suddenly I have a favorite store.

273687  WTF: Mr. Freeze finally got him.

273691  Greifer: OVLOV i get it whuahaha

273686  sparename: "That's an incredible story." said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?." "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home and give me food & warmth, with a good nights sleep I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that my lord is the case for the Defense....

273693  Sage: @dobbiesdoogs Poirot keeps his moustaches expertly trimmed and groomed, thank you very much!

273686  sparename: One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."..

273695  Mr. Butt: PEPPA IS LIFE.

273702  betamax: He looks slightly moist

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 wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.
 Mad Collager: So that's what all the flap was about!
 zip file: Yawn
Image 268805   09-23-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
316
 
 Mad Collager: Hey Kids! Try this neat trick: Rub your dog on the rug a bunch of times and he'll stick to the grate on the wall!
 kayjay: The love that dare not speak it's name.
Image 268804   09-23-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @lecj07 If you were the model builder, you wouldn't, because then you wouldn't get paid. Or worse, you'd have to repair everything for free.
 lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.
 wolfpupy: One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall. Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
Image 268803   09-23-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
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 Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...
 Shay: Would you like to give up being a Mason? Think carefully...think...youtu.be/…
 Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.
Image 268802   09-23-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.
 Shay: The grass is always...uhhhh...honey...close the windows.
 Mark As Read: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.
Image 268801   09-23-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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 originaluser: You've come to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood you piece of shit
 Teechur: y ru so upside down?
Image 268800   09-23-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
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 Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
 Urn BooUrn: @VeeKay Immediate execution would be better. Tough, but fair.
 epitasis: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.
Image 268799   09-23-18   Uploaded by    neutron
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 lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?
 Yam: Also hes an avocado
 bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.
 Niels Bohr: A young Mickey Jones
Image 268798   09-23-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
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 Not A Bot: Turtlenecks are a thing.
 VoR: Bullying is an old sport
 White Rice: "I was just trying to make popcorn!" is another acceptable book title here.
 Amy Housewine: It's his neck that's long, dummy.
Image 268797   09-23-18   Uploaded by    A duck
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 Dank Means: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.
 ssignature: Fight me you long-ass bitch
 Prostata: FIGHT ME YOU LONG-ASS BITCH!
 Amy Housewine: Frenly Snek will read your future in your palm.
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