Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

273352  Minnesotan: SUBSCRIBE

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. addend
2. ignatz
3. tib gubb
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
6. Teechur
7. Side Boob
8. Sadbot
9. VoR
10. Passive



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1052 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (908 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (890 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (794 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (785 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (730 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
night shift uploaded 272937 (721 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 272934 (719 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (714 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 3345 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2863 points
 3. Side Boob: 2161 points
 4. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 5. Never AFK: 1775 points
 6. Mexico: 1724 points
 7. norgu5: 1691 points
 8. reagan: 1675 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1633 points
10. deadwombat: 1616 points
11. shwoarty: 1547 points
12. daver: 1508 points
13. horny horn: 1505 points
14. parrotsnest: 1472 points
15. Shay: 1447 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: windmill78.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 844
Registered users online in past hour: 2234

Average image score (last 24 hours): 289

Total number of comments: 1411843
Total number of images: 273334



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 140466
XP needed for green ranking: 37572
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
329
 
 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant
 big butt bum: Let's talk about fonts
 Chile Quornwrap: Can you define 'fun' in the context of Cyndi Lauper's 1980's hit 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'?
 WTF: Change my mind.
 SunWukong: What time is the ass kicking?
 Amy Housewine: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if timber was very rare?
 ignatz: Well, charging would be a bit presumptuous..
 Whatever: Is it cruelty to a swallow if you laden them with a coconut?
 Sadbot: What was it like being in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou?
Image 268730   09-23-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
373
 
 youshall: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here
 Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.
 Amy Housewine: Loop-de-lobe.
 addend: Ear ring.
 Whatever: This handy tip will make you look less gross in the retirement home...
 Sadbot: :thinkface: hrmmm, yes, much less gross
Image 268729   09-23-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
283
 
 addend: "So why did you bring the standing lamp?"
Image 268728   09-23-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
371
 
 KyleisBobDole: This image comes and goes.
 Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.
 Yam: iT'S FUNNY BECAUSE COMA SOUNDS LIKE KARMA
 Air Biscuit: Hes blending in by sleeping.
Image 268727   09-23-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
206
 
 lecj07: @trelyate how about no?
 Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.
 addend: (Wonders what was scribbled out.)
 WannaBee: God fearing youth yearn for fun.
 trelyate: Goofy Yiff
 Air Biscuit: Go find your yellow feline friend
 grizzly: Go fuck yourself, you fucking fuck.
Image 268726   09-23-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
502
 
 WannaBee: Maul, you are my favorite Darth.
 Sadbot: Remember when he got robot legs and totally had an effect on the outcome of the Rebellion?
Image 268725   09-23-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
537
 
 addend: #268647.
 Whatever: What conservatives think a CAT scan is...
Image 268724   09-22-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
508
 
 Sadbot: We came for your paper plates and Applebees, next up breastaurants and home ownership, bwahaHAHA!
Image 268723   09-22-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
348
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 268722   09-22-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
285
 
 WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?
 addend: Hurry up! 1995 is calling.
 Air Biscuit: For a second, i thought that ethernet cable was a a cool penny gadget style computer watch.
Image 268721   09-22-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Page 1 ... 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 ... 27333 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.