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273699  addend: "I see the future, and desire no part in it."

273693  lecj07: Morticia and Gomez thought role-playing might be a novel change. They were wrong.

273699  lecj07: @WTF the dog is there so that he must stare into it's eyes, and know that there is no god.

273703  addend: Driving while aggro-gating is unsafe.

273700  tib gubb: also i laughed pretty hard at this

273700  tib gubb: AKA that time I tried to turn over a 450-pound pool table

273704  lecj07: The new dishwasher can clean a plate in only 3 swipes!

273704  addend: *pants*

273702  tib gubb: oh no, bat is sick! someone call the paramedics!

273705  addend: Can't wait for Google Maps borkf view.

273705  tib gubb: here's a little zen philosophy mind experiment - is the dog driving the camera, or is the camera driving the dog?

273706  addend: And why don't we look like :) when we smile?

273706  tib gubb: because my dilz gets in the way; duh.

273677  Troll: Dinosaurs was a shitty show.

273702  SuedeOxford: @betamax same

273699  trelyate: ROBO PUPPY COMMENCING THREE HOUR YIPPING SESSION

273667  Eleftheros: you look absolutely raddishing.

273712  morrissey: Aww, she got cuter. And new glasses.

273580  Spazstatic: @Shay it's an archon from StarCraft, isn't it?

273701  dobbiesdoogs: "someone farted. oh yeah, it was me"

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug
 WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.
 ineedhepl: That's why the internet is a good distraction, for example friendly spaceship, and why they claim exercise reduces depression. We'll see about that second one...I just went from a sedentary lifestyle to walking 60 minutes a day, and I don't know yet
 square44: irony: with his mind so occupied he bikes into a deep sinkhole
 WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.
 charlemagne: just like the sky world levels in super mario
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats why i bike, hike, run, skateboard etc....
 balloon: every day, all day
 Annoying Vegan : Same.
Image 268610   09-22-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
480
 
 Porbo Mellus: @VeeKay I just assumed the comment referred to tripping over the dog on the stairs
 Side Boob: Lap puppies are the best.
 Teechur: @VeeKay TBH I have no idea which image your comment was even intended for!
 celtic: @VeeKay How in hell did that happen?
 Pegged Lamb: @VeeKay Yeah.
 buffalo: @VeeKay Ever commented on the wrong image?
 Kevin II: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.
Image 268609   09-22-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
340
 
 SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.
 Mad Collager: @a sedated moose I think the Russians make that.
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward Basoonka!
 Dr Awkward: Basooka? Bazoon?
 Sprinkles: (Tooting emerges from the treeline)
Image 268608   09-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
257
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 268607   09-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
341
 
 Mr. Butt: lmaO jst gamers will got th1s!!
Image 268606   09-22-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
585
 
 Spazstatic: @Booty Kicker when oxidized it is.
 Booty Kicker: I thought copper was brown. Or green
 Dr Awkward: Jeff is also very very white
 barfolomew: Obvious Plant?
 Brain: ORANGE you glad I didn't say bannana again? (O48)
Image 268605   09-22-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
316
 
 Punt Numbles: Didn't understand instructions. Got a degree in comparative religions
 trelyate: oh sweet, they've got Sinbad!
 barfolomew: Too hot to sin. Unless a cool beverage is involved.
 Mr. Butt: Cute.
Image 268604   09-22-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
150
 
 Incubi: Objects in mirror are more organic than they appear
 barfolomew: At least they're all clothed.
 bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.
 sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
Image 268603   09-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
254
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 268602   09-22-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
124
 
 Spazstatic: Eggs expired 401 years ago
 Side Boob: Test eggs. Do not eat.
 KingTrebek: @barfolomew of the NFL
 barfolomew: OFFICIAL EGGS
Image 268601   09-22-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
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