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273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

273352  Prostata: because it is

273365  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there...

273352  wolfpk: #273355

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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Score:
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 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments
 Ignatius: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways
 grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.
 Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day
 Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people
 Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off
 Nope: I am optimistic for the world
 Nope: I'll keep that shirt around because I'll lose enough weight to fit back into it.
 Nope: I'll stop caring about what other people think of me
 Nope: I'm going to use that gym membership this year
Image 268539   09-21-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
484
 
 addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.
 nightmarez: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.
 lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.
Image 268538   09-21-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
147
 
 Ihminen: transmission must have blown up... a common problem on those if that's the 2002-2006 model year with the automatic
Image 268537   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
130
 
 ignatz: Was the swordbrella blown away by the fontoon?
 smusher: Is that the guy from Less Than Jake?
 a robot: That's nice, dear.
Image 268536   09-21-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
322
 
 Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.
 tib gubb: you mean a week in your fridge
Image 268535   09-21-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
410
 
 lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then
 WannaBee: She had man hands!
 KingTrebek: The captions help me understand that this would not be appropriate at an event aimed at families with children.
Image 268534   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
360
 
 lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.
 Urn BooUrn: Bundle of Joy.
Image 268533   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
215
 
 addend: Hung the pic upside-down.
Image 268532   09-21-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
309
 
 Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan
 tib gubb: i did that once at a job i hated
 Scoo: Cool, don't have to pay taxes anymore!
 livelovebarf: And that he is Douglas Adams
Image 268531   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
271
 
 ignatz: @Side Boob That yellow link would break pretty easy..
 Ihminen: add some duct tape just to be sure
 Side Boob: A yellow circle? What fey magic is this?
 Yam: How foolish, to trust a Master Lock
 caitelyn: the people on the other side of the fence will never know they lost the key
 Fiveninety: what's great about this is the solution to the problem is right fucking there: discard the extra links and put the lock on the remaining one because there's totally enough slack to do it
Image 268530   09-21-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
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