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273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

273589  FabricMan: Sure, but can the toilet take you on a most-excellent journey through time?

273594  ThoughtlessGentleman: its a magic wand!! go around your neighborhood tapping your neighbors gently in the head.

273606  sad face: love is blind in every level.

273564  Side Boob: @lecj07 I did too.I was going to make a Julius Caesar joke, then I realized they were laptops. Oh well.

273574  goldman sachs: Still better than Firefox.

273543  revtom: Also axes should be reversed.

273543  revtom: Linear until the age of 14, hyperbolic thereafter. Infinite disappointment around age 20, when every truth of this fraud we call civilization became apparent.

273599  Knice: A fresh, clever joke told in a captivating format. 10/10

273592  Knice: @Father Goose Say what now??

273568  revtom: It is a shizhole, so the above makes sense. Overland Park and Lenexa aren't so bad.

273587  Zukero: @kimjongun that's an understatement...

273570  revtom: Every year on the first day of school, within five minutes of putting as to chair, a teacher will inadvertently make Liz the coolest kid in class simply by reading her government name aloud.

273601  Catcat: Oh I see they didn't find anything wrong with them

273582  hajjpodge: This is why I won't go back into retail willingly.

273589  revtom: The younger folks here know nothing of the hoy of getting drunk and shitting in a phone booth.

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare



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 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier
 Knice: My army grows stronger...
 Pingu IRL: Knicer than @Knice
 Fiveninety: well this is corny
 Prostata: lol dongs
 Mr. Lizard: the whole damn planet is on a cob!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ho hoooo!!! switcheroo!!!
 a robot: Come to corn graveyard in 55 minutes if you want an ass kicking
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that whack off of buttplugs lookin good.
Image 268477   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
152
 
 Mexico: Excuse me, but there is a FAMINE in my bowl right now.
Image 268476   09-21-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
540
 
Image 268475   09-21-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
542
 
 waterudoin: @qweenlaqueefa I just started watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, starring some of the same people. It's hilarious
 qweenlaqueefa: i fucking love that show
 Fiveninety: i bet it ends with a firmware upgrade but the end result is left out so you never find out if the router works or gets bricked
Image 268474   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
394
 
 necronomicon: Didnt know Bill Murray had a portrait in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but not surprised either.
 usernamee: He WAS the Emperor of Wilmette ... for a couple of hours or so.
Image 268473   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
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 Mr Mumble: Not cats, tho
 Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs Flowers By Irene
 a robot: It's true though
 dobbiesdoogs: might as well put something like Friendly Baking Industries on the side
Image 268472   09-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 drtofu: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
 KingTrebek: Sea baguettes
Image 268471   09-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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 KnowLifer: @a robot or go back in reverse
 a robot: Should have started from the middle and gone outward
Image 268470   09-21-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
112
 
 Soviette: No. Now it's just premium fruit.
Image 268469   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
409
 
 Pegged Lamb: The common house hippo lives off dust and bits of potato chip
Image 268468   09-21-18   Uploaded by    MrBoffo
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