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273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

273607  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.

273602  hajjpodge: Imminent destruction.

273593  Air Biscuit: @Scoo thats pretty rude. I feel lime people who want to do that shouldn't take up window seats.

273602  Side Boob: *Wiggles butt in kitten*

273604  Yam: White doughny

273607  Yam: Please teach me about this little guy

273615  professional: Now that looks like a little ball of trouble! What a cutie! Blue heeler?

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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 trumpet: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad
 redmonkey3: Better than alternative
 Commodore 64: good pick, that one matches her tiara and necklace the best
 KyleisBobDole: Hell yeah Persona 3 rules
 AdaMan: Well technically the rule is don't put your finger on the trigger unless your weapon is pointed at something you want to shoot...
 sparename: Nice day for it
 Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.
 addend: Support mandatory waiting periods and mental-health checks for firearms, marriage, and especially both.
 grizzly: I've heard of a shotgun wedding, but this is ridiculous!
Image 268405   09-21-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
 Mr Bleak: @addend He'll grow into it. My mother used to say that about my clothes, too.
 Bluetocracy: Cat in the safety hat
 Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head
 addend: Yeah, that helmet is way too big for kitty's noggin.
Image 268404   09-21-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
 Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Id risk it.
 Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.
Image 268403   09-21-18   Uploaded by    balloon
 redmonkey3: @lolnotrly - Go Mom!
 Annoying Vegan : @lolnotrly Your mom sounds nice.
 joxxuh: discworld origin story shaping up nicely
 Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.
Image 268402   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Janston
 Bluetocracy: @Knice I think that's just an outdoor deer charger.
 Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.
 addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.
 Fiveninety: @Knice i'm not sure if that's a bundle of painted coaxial cables or UF-B romex myself.. but yeah, if romex, that needs to be in conduit
 SuedeOxford: @Knice How real estate says: "Do Not Touch"
 Knice: Off-topic, I'm sure, but that electrical penetration is not up to code; I hate it.
Image 268401   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
 tib gubb: That snake is minding its own business
 Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.
Image 268400   09-20-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 VoR: typing
 addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)
Image 268399   09-20-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 WannaBee: I bet these don't taste like the sour cream and onion chips.
 NoOneImportant: @Felicity That's a fake newssite not a fakenews site
 burritos: @a robot If I ever did a fake news site I wanted to call it the Funyun Felicity's Onion
 Peddy Tenderglass: I've never tried Funyuns but I want to
 tib gubb: Better with chicharonnes
 KingTrebek: Midwestern vegetarian cuisine
 a robot: I still can't see Funyuns without thinking of…
 Knice: Here are some things.
Image 268398   09-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
 VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response
 VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!
 Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."
 SuedeOxford: @FormerLurker @a robot Sounds like we all ought to take the ferry back to Morganville and leave @Knice to busting heads like he used to.
 FormerLurker: But we could get any red onions, because of the war, so I had a big yella onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time...
 a robot: Gimme five bees for a quarter, @SuedeOxford
 SuedeOxford: @Knice with an onion tied to your belt, which was the style at the time.
 Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.
Image 268397   09-20-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 westerner: @Knice They should be like the Hot Cops in Arrested Development
 MyPasswordAintPassword: And use a condom, because wrap it before you tap it, don't be a fool cover your tool
 addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...
 a robot: I had a friend who used to find it hilarious to say "cop porn" any and every time anyone mentioned popcorn
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex
 Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.
Image 268396   09-20-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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