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273534  WTF: Are your children zombies?

273521  FabricMan: Gesundheit!

273541  tib gubb: Marty, we have to go back.

273542  tib gubb: I want this guy to write my resume.

273543  Peter Pantsless: He hed too smol

273542  FabricMan: "Will you require sponsorship?" "No."

273541  Bob: .. W

273470  crazymothaofa: Two seconds after that bong rip that just wrecked your shit

273549  Paint Chips: I sent this picture to my mom last time it was posted and she thought it was a childhood picture of me. Not sure what that says about me...

273540  tib gubb: nice photoshop job, dickweed

273536  tib gubb: wow it's rough when life isn't given to you on a silver platter

273538  Shay: One bourbon, one scotch, but no beer.

273537  tib gubb: damn idiot kids clogging up our parking lots

273538  tib gubb: I can relate to this.

273534  UltraBeverly: That bee did a number on those kids

273536  Bob: Existence is problematic.

273525  Not A Bot: Oh Anon, you're like that one kid who always talks about how much sex he is totally having all day long guys don't laugh she's canadian and totally real we had dozens of sex last summer

273539  Minnesotan: Mister Collision is my pro wrestling alter ego

273455  KingTrebek: @a robot don't worry i took it back under

273534  Sadbot: Congrats on your litter of goblins

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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 Bluetocracy: @Knice I think that's just an outdoor deer charger.
 Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.
 addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.
 Fiveninety: @Knice i'm not sure if that's a bundle of painted coaxial cables or UF-B romex myself.. but yeah, if romex, that needs to be in conduit
 SuedeOxford: @Knice How real estate says: "Do Not Touch"
 Knice: Off-topic, I'm sure, but that electrical penetration is not up to code; I hate it.
Image 268401   09-21-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
 tib gubb: That snake is minding its own business
 Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.
Image 268400   09-20-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 VoR: typing
 addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)
Image 268399   09-20-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 WannaBee: I bet these don't taste like the sour cream and onion chips.
 NoOneImportant: @Felicity That's a fake newssite not a fakenews site
 burritos: @a robot If I ever did a fake news site I wanted to call it the Funyun Felicity's Onion
 Peddy Tenderglass: I've never tried Funyuns but I want to
 tib gubb: Better with chicharonnes
 KingTrebek: Midwestern vegetarian cuisine
 a robot: I still can't see Funyuns without thinking of…
 Knice: Here are some things.
Image 268398   09-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
 VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response
 VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!
 Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."
 SuedeOxford: @FormerLurker @a robot Sounds like we all ought to take the ferry back to Morganville and leave @Knice to busting heads like he used to.
 FormerLurker: But we could get any red onions, because of the war, so I had a big yella onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time...
 a robot: Gimme five bees for a quarter, @SuedeOxford
 SuedeOxford: @Knice with an onion tied to your belt, which was the style at the time.
 Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.
Image 268397   09-20-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 westerner: @Knice They should be like the Hot Cops in Arrested Development
 MyPasswordAintPassword: And use a condom, because wrap it before you tap it, don't be a fool cover your tool
 addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...
 a robot: I had a friend who used to find it hilarious to say "cop porn" any and every time anyone mentioned popcorn
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex
 Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.
Image 268396   09-20-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
 my wheelhouse: Face Arms Speech Time
 Sprinkles: Horner's syndrome or blepharoptosis?
 Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.
 tib gubb: Hey it's that good actor
Image 268395   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: He's the kiwi fruit of their loins.
 Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.
Image 268394   09-20-18   Uploaded by    frenk
 fanny: a gay friend of mine loved Hanson when she was young because she thought they were girls. she was crushed when she found out they aren't.
 FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...
 Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.
Image 268393   09-20-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 redmonkey3: I was told their would be cake...
 a robot: cheeeeeeze!
Image 268392   09-20-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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