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272902  DrNinjaman: Flying Nun Reboot

272906  DrNinjaman: INCIDENT.

272923  addend: You hide. I'll seek... eventually.

272892  UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

272925  DrNinjaman: "Get your ass up" is an expression, not to be taken literaly.

272911  UltraBeverly: This raddison has gravity dialation 2/5

272905  2Berries: I support reintroducing natual selection

272924  BavidDowie: Wutcha readin?

272911  2Berries: I see we meet again!

272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
535
 
 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.
 Micro Jackson: In space, no one can slip on a apple peel.
 dangerkeith3000: Knock Knock. Who's there? B a n a n a. Apple who?
 Dorb: This shit etc
 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !
 doindabs: More paranoid schizophrenic art.
 Prumbo: strings you say? watch as I pass this hoop around them!
 White Rice: High contrast, floating threateningly.
 Dr Awkward: 4 dimensional bana.na for time scale
 fanny: g-g-ghosts!!
 Shay: Donkey Kong Country IRL
 barfolomew: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a apple.
 parrotsnest: Flung
Image 268264   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
533
 
 tiffany: Spaceballs is dumb and it should feel bad
 AlexDeLarge: @Christina seriously. His kids must be grown at this point, so what's his excuse for not acting?
 Micro Jackson: Time to castrate that series
 White Rice: @KingTrebek there is not (hence the top, lightly lettered "the search for spaceballs II") although there was a short lived animated series in recent years.
 KingTrebek: Is there really a Spaceballs 2?
 Shay: Oh man, I also can't wait for The History of the World, Part II.
 Christina: More than half the budget will go to getting Rick Moranis back from retirement.
 wolfpk: How about "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" first!
Image 268263   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
464
 
 McMuff: @Air Biscuit Every time my knees hurt from standing up for too long, I wish I had a Baron Harkonnen antigravity belt
 Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.
 Air Biscuit: Every time i see someone suspended with a safety harness, i think of baron harkonnen.
Image 268262   09-20-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
144
 
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward me neither
 Spazstatic: @AlexDeLarge I think the name is Logan Paul or something close to that.
 AlexDeLarge: @Dr Awkward I'm also old. Who's the guy?
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward unless you meant last as in farthest down the hallway, then it was Vine (those 6-second videos that were all over twitter before vine stopped service). My kingdom for my purple edit button again.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward twitch. It's one of the more prominent live-streaming services, primarily for video games, but also for just about anything else as well. Owned by Amazon.
 Dr Awkward: I honestly dont recognize the symbol on the last door. Help an old dude out
 wolfpk: Don't answer!!!!
Image 268261   09-20-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!
 Shay: This is true.
 sparenamelaptopdied: In Rome, all cars are oval - any corner gets knocked right in
 Ihminen: a friend of mine once imported one of those Alfa Romeo cars from Italy and he was wondering why the glovebox was full of apple peels and turtle shells left by the former owner
Image 268260   09-20-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
217
 
 Pikachu: Oops, I dented your truck. Don't worry, I'll send my contact information to the email address on your tailgate and we'll get the insurance companies to work it out
 Sadbot: I'm a little old fashioned, so I'll just write it with keys on your hood
 dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...
 Teh Simpson: Classy
 FabricMan: Off-duty cop
 Side Boob: Father Jack's new truck is OK, I guess.
Image 268259   09-20-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
804
 
 Not A Bot: DERP.
 Christina: In some countries, during Lent, capibaras are classified as fish.
Image 268258   09-20-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
567
 
 Ratt Snack: everyone needs a snuggy pillow
Image 268257   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
299
 
 Science: @gutwheat: Did you punch him in the damn face? Because that's what people like that deserve, at the very least.
 dangerkeith3000: Vomiting isn't weird. As long as they clean it up why do you also have to call it weird. Some people can't make it to the toilet if they get sick.
 Side Boob: I support mandatory death sentences for people that foul up public / shared restrooms.
 sparenamelaptopdied: In student residence decades ago we had the "Phantom Layer of the Sticky Turd" - that never flushed or left behind any TP. He was later identified but not quite shamed as he turned out to be what I now suppose is labelled as "High-Functioning Autistic" or somesuch. We just thought that all physicists were strange. Then came TBBT...
Image 268256   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
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Image 268255   09-20-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
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