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273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

273352  Prostata: because it is

273365  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there...

273352  wolfpk: #273355

273375  Prostata: ouch

273366  wolfpk: You just picked up some chicken. Don't bother, I'll get some myself. (If I come home with fried chicken, I must either have it in my hands, or make sure the window is rolled up in my car and quickly shut the door. I sware my damn cat can sense the chicken in my car from a mile away!)

273368  Social Vegan: Nice wheels, broku.

273361  dangerkeith3000: Gross.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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 E. HONDA: username/upload...?
 wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!
 fanny: IF YOU HAVENT READ THE STORMY DANIELS BOOK EXCERPTS DO SO. This will make more sense. and ruin things for you. and make you feel better at the same time.
 Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels
 Nothing: Please retweet
 wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!
 Prostata: this is just... unsavory
 edgarallendoh: Briefs. OK...
 Ihminen: yahoo
Image 268103   09-19-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
453
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 268102   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
311
 
 apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"
 a robot: Why does the resume fold out like a menu?
 ignatz: Ur Americish could use some improvement too..
Image 268101   09-19-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
443
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm too baked to make any sense of this
 trepanation: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!
 mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.
Image 268100   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
346
 
 Micro Jackson: Sandpuppers
 Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.
Image 268099   09-19-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.
 apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).
 Micro Jackson: 13 bucks? Even in Aussie dollars that's a bit steep
 Starry Lemon: And I always though that Ballarat was in the Panamint Valley. Amazing what you learn while dosing on the Friendly Spaceship.
Image 268098   09-19-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
385
 
 Micro Jackson: Congratulations you are the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th cat on the internet
Image 268097   09-19-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
85
 
 Micro Jackson: Your soul is in this glass
 FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"
 ignatz: Swallow. No? Knew he was a cyborg..
Image 268096   09-19-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
327
 
 Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.
 rachel: How many fingers right?
Image 268095   09-19-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
289
 
Image 268094   09-19-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
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