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273496  Darmstadtium: So you can't store my sadness...

273503  Darmstadtium: Just like an internship...

273534  dangerkeith3000: yeah don't do that.

273535  dangerkeith3000: He gets prison raped in the missing two panels.

273505  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273534  Prostata: nailed it

273511  buds420: *groan*

273441  a robot: @DrinkMixMan Don't praise the machine!

273533  ignatz: It's usually the farmers who end up paying for the BOGOF deals..

273526  Mr. Whiskers: Sorry about the wall writing, eh?

273536  ignatz: To be a pirate cat you need to be a cat pirate

273451  UltraBeverly: Is this a combine in a cotton field at night?

273537  ignatz: This is DAB.

273531  Bob: At least the comic has a resolution.

273529  tib gubb: cop humor is the worst

273300  some guy : @Not A Bot Chao cac co, ladies!

273310  some guy : hummingbird

273536  MikeWhiskey: Cat-22.

273526  Shay: She is a NKE lady.

273526  FormerLurker: For a good time, call your friends!

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.



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11. Mexico: 1735 points
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Score:
813
 
 El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ
 Side Boob: I just got an image in my head of a nun kicking dirt on an umpire.
 Jolly Well: Nun more fun
 lecj07: @hajjpodge Give her better beer.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a coozey just for that beer!!!
 hajjpodge: What do we do with a problem like Maria?
Image 268043   09-18-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
158
 
 dangerkeith3000: I like how they kept changing the font. It's awesome.
 Shay: Two Bagels, One Guy
Image 268042   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
475
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.
 Science: @Felicity: I think the current one set them back years in terms of the AI not being able to replicate complete insanity
 cthulhu: Every four to eight years, the Disney corporation builds a robot replica of the president. Soon they will be realistic enough to replace the president, like in that issue of The Fantastic Four
 Knice: @tib gubb I laughed out loud at this. Maybe cuz I been Abraham Drinkin. :-D
 tib gubb: abraham clinkin'
 Dr. Bathroom: 851,472,000 seconds ago...
 E. HONDA: Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
 Peter Pantsless: Gets my vote
 Dr Awkward: A. Blinkin
Image 268041   09-18-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
357
 
 waffle iron: Greetings from the Toluene House
 dangerkeith3000: He just ate Abe Lincoln's robot ass.
 Entertainmentalist: If you're going to huff spray paint, go for the clear. It's harder for the cops to notice than silver or gold.
 WannaBee: I am awaited! I am awaited in Valhalla! Witness me!
 tib gubb: harley morenstein has seen better days
 Prostata: NERDS!
Image 268040   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
396
 
 Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?
 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!
 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.
 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...
 apoxia: I wonder if four extra fingers are more useful than one regular thumb.
 Wolfy21: Opposable everything!
 Knice: This is cool as fuck; I hope it's functional and doesn't hurt.
 hajjpodge: @PenguinBartender It would be a high thirteen.
 PenguinBartender: You high five this guy, 18 hours later a xenomorph pops out of your chest. Also, the actual high-fiving would be super-weird.
 Hokie333: Someone get this man a guitar.
 square44: what does it sound like clapping?
 hajjpodge: Spider hand, spider hand. Does whatever a spider hand does.
 Side Boob: @Shay Soon to be mine, too!
 Shay: A orthopaedic's worst nightmare.
Image 268039   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
522
 
 Shay: UH OH!
Image 268038   09-18-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
266
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lol
 Shay: I have discovered the theory of quackativity.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Duck a la syrup
Image 268037   09-18-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
317
 
 Urn BooUrn: @Annoying Vegan Yes, this dog.
 Annoying Vegan : @Urn BooUrn Who was the original selection? If it was this dog, then I wholeheartedly agree.
 Urn BooUrn: Ready player one would have been better if they hadn't recast the protagonist.
Image 268036   09-18-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
337
 
 nclaw: same
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Holy shit hahahahaha
 I Hate The Beatles: Go for it, Jeff! Mm, yes, yesyesyes, hahahrawrrahaha
 dangerkeith3000: Thanks, Jeff!
 fanny: i wish
 tib gubb: he is doing so with some intensity
 a robot: Ah, so good to see a classic
Image 268035   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
351
 
 dangerkeith3000: I just got hungry.
 a sedated moose: @Stephen Milkmus doggamn that sounds delicious.
 Teechur: @Stephen Milkmus I would eat that. Maybe they could deep fry it. I would eat that, too.
Image 268034   09-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
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