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272933  Peter Pantsless: The Aibo prototype was a little rough around the edges

272938  CrookedCop: Mr. Bark, I dont feel so good.

272902  DrNinjaman: Flying Nun Reboot

272906  DrNinjaman: INCIDENT.

272923  addend: You hide. I'll seek... eventually.

272892  UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

272925  DrNinjaman: "Get your ass up" is an expression, not to be taken literaly.

272911  UltraBeverly: This raddison has gravity dialation 2/5

272905  2Berries: I support reintroducing natual selection

272924  BavidDowie: Wutcha readin?

272911  2Berries: I see we meet again!

272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

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 Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?
 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!
 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.
 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...
 apoxia: I wonder if four extra fingers are more useful than one regular thumb.
 Wolfy21: Opposable everything!
 Knice: This is cool as fuck; I hope it's functional and doesn't hurt.
 hajjpodge: @PenguinBartender It would be a high thirteen.
 PenguinBartender: You high five this guy, 18 hours later a xenomorph pops out of your chest. Also, the actual high-fiving would be super-weird.
 Hokie333: Someone get this man a guitar.
 square44: what does it sound like clapping?
 hajjpodge: Spider hand, spider hand. Does whatever a spider hand does.
 Side Boob: @Shay Soon to be mine, too!
 Shay: A orthopaedic's worst nightmare.
Image 268039   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 Shay: UH OH!
Image 268038   09-18-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lol
 Shay: I have discovered the theory of quackativity.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Duck a la syrup
Image 268037   09-18-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
 Urn BooUrn: @Annoying Vegan Yes, this dog.
 Annoying Vegan : @Urn BooUrn Who was the original selection? If it was this dog, then I wholeheartedly agree.
 Urn BooUrn: Ready player one would have been better if they hadn't recast the protagonist.
Image 268036   09-18-18   Uploaded by    fanny
 nclaw: same
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Holy shit hahahahaha
 I Hate The Beatles: Go for it, Jeff! Mm, yes, yesyesyes, hahahrawrrahaha
 dangerkeith3000: Thanks, Jeff!
 fanny: i wish
 tib gubb: he is doing so with some intensity
 a robot: Ah, so good to see a classic
Image 268035   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
 dangerkeith3000: I just got hungry.
 a sedated moose: @Stephen Milkmus doggamn that sounds delicious.
 Teechur: @Stephen Milkmus I would eat that. Maybe they could deep fry it. I would eat that, too.
Image 268034   09-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 HighCactus: Keening detected
 Urn BooUrn: Ahhhh CHOOOOOooooo.
 Side Boob: Talk to your kitten about drugs.
 wolfpk: Woke up on the wrong side of the box?
Image 268033   09-18-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Spazstatic: A picture of a printout of a picture of a printout of a picture.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 The lesson here is clear: seem funnier than you are by stealing jokes off the internet!
 dangerkeith3000: @a robot I do too! I was about to say, 'that's my joke!'
 Dr Awkward: I shot The Xerox, but I did not shoot the secretary
 hajjpodge: @a robot They're just humoring the killer robot so they don't die.
 a robot: I've used this joke about printers and such in various workplaces and a lot of people find it hilarious. I'm just shocked that everyone hasn't heard it by now
Image 268032   09-18-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 268031   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 Peter Pantsless: They have classes now @dad?
Image 268030   09-18-18   Uploaded by    dad
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