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272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272910  Not A Bot: Attack its weak point for massive damage

272913  elmosco: Taking your girlfriend shopping, eh?

272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

272911  Air Biscuit: This would make an awesome miniputt course.

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 ChubbyBuddy: fair
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up
 ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.
 ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei
 ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Your posts dont contain one crucial thing: Proof that your ideas work. Im not talking about social programs. Theres plenty of proof they work. Show me a communist / socialist government where people are better off than they are under a capitalist system. More to the point, show me a system that abolishes private property (remember thats what the argument is about) and still allows people liberty and self determination.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language
 ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even
 charlemagne: 'when I give food to the poor they called me a saint; when I asked why there were so many poor, they called me a communist'
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy so another attack and back to NO U? And Im the boring one? Might I interest you in any other logical fallacies? An appeal to emotion, perhaps. How about a nice false dichotomy?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob this is boring. you're boring. quit being lazy and make an argument for your side of things, whatever that is, because all i've heard from you so for is dishonest strawmanning, pearl clutching about decorum, and a puzzling disdain for discourse. i'll ask again. what do you believe in? not what you think wont work. what would you do? proactively. if you can't or won't articulate a position more sophisticated that "me right, you wrong" then either you admit you don't know what you're talking about, or you are actually embarrassed by your own values. if i perceive you to be a nihilist it's only because you refuse to say anything of substance.
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.
 toad: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.
 ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.
 ChubbyBuddy: and to tie all loose ends, to the "where has it worked" question, i'll answer that just as soon as you come up with a place where neoliberal capitalism is not actively turbofucking environmentally, economically, and socially. what the hell makes you think what we have right now is "working?" besides, it's not like bernie sanders wins in 2020 and turns a big knob popping out of the resolute desk from "capitalism" to "socialism." policies succeed or fail on an individual basis and to reduce the entire government to 'working' or 'not working' is idiotically reductive.
 ChubbyBuddy: wait a second, is the guy whining about ad hominems the same guy who made the dipshit kool-aid comment, why yes i believe it is
 ChubbyBuddy: "experts" can push the most vile of agendas.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob @hajjpodge as a side note, it's bullshit that only the left (the actual left, not Democrats) is required to digest a slaughtered redwood's weight in paper of dense, highly abstract philosophical verbiage before our commentary can be taken seriously by centrists and the right. meanwhile john voight blubbers his love for our wet pink president on FOX and robert de niro says "fuck" into a microphone and is heralded as hero of #TheResistance. who the fuck has time for Dialectics when you work three jobs? no great percentage of americans will ever read marx, or any other ideological musings of whatever stripe. because it's boring. important, but boring. i don't buy into the idea that you need some sort of accreditation to have an opinion. complete idiots can have good politics and
 Side Boob: @hajjpodge You are entitled to your opinion, I suppose.
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob You say you've read the books but I have this distinct feeling that you're full of shit.
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Show me where it works! Oh, you cant. Keep up with the ad hominems though.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob perhaps because every time a burgeoning leftist government emerges anywhere america swoops in and overthrows the duly elected leader to install a fascist toady who is more agreeable to US business interests.
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Forgive me, Im dismissing your idea because it has been tried, repeatedly, and it doesnt work.
 ChubbyBuddy: poor little socialist, he wants people to stop starving to death on the streets of the richest nation on earth, he's absolutely off his gourd
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob dismissing my ideology as brainwashing is your idea of respectful huh
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I've read the books too. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, so I must respectfully disagree.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you already don't own any private property. what you have is personal property. house, car, tv, toothbrush, underwear. stuff you need to live or want to have because its fun. your boss's boss's boss's boss, he owns private property. tools, machines, vehicle fleets. stuff meant to produce and transport commodities sold for profit. when commies and socialists say "seize the means of production" they mean specifically the structures by which human needs are met, not your mother's curio cabinet or your dad's favorite armchair. the rational marxist doesnt want to burn down the factory, s/he wants to give it to the people who actually do the damn work
 dangerkeith3000: I said a hip, hop. Hippie to the hippie - The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out. Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie. To the rhythm of the boogie the beat. Word.
 Rent A Dog: No soup for you!
 Side Boob: In super-small print is says 'Just everyone with more money than me, not mine.'
Image 267978   09-18-18   Uploaded by    entropy
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 dangerkeith3000: Man, it's like dark haired prepubescents look similar.
Image 267977   09-18-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
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 Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.
 huskyboy: For the most part, I don't like how manga and anime have influenced modern fan art, but this is nicely constructed. Radded
 dangerkeith3000: I stupid laughed.
 jadensmith: Try a stapler - it'll last longer
Image 267976   09-18-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
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 Warrax: If you knew the reason, you'd never sleep again.
 dangerkeith3000: The most interesting dog in the world.
Image 267975   09-18-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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 drtofu: Now I want french fries
 drtofu: Now I want ramen
 BavidDowie: I assume it says, "Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish ..."
 Annoying Vegan : Your bathtub parasites are well organized.
Image 267974   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
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 Teechur: @Shay I can't unsee that!
 Not A Bot: Dirty Dancing (Hong Kong edit)
 Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.
Image 267973   09-18-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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 BFHoodrich: Not content with performing on plane flights, Jay Leno now does his act in traffic
 tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on
 Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.
 Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.
Image 267972   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
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Image 267971   09-18-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
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 god666: Zaphrzeg Beeblebroski
 ChubbyBuddy: @dangerkeith3000 pretty sure all the gentiles in poland are also polish
 Gringos: Odpieprz sie.
 dangerkeith3000: So that's how the Nazis decimated the Jewish Polish population...Polish is too easy to find.
 Christina: Looks like in this language every word ends either in 'ski' or in 'ie'.
 WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!
 Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.
 charlemagne: skurwysyn
Image 267970   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
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 Warrax: ...I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left. Cause I've been laughin and blastin so long, that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.
 au bon pain: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!
Image 267969   09-18-18   Uploaded by    claphands
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