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272917  johnnyc: History's memory has gotten a lot less fuzzy with the advent of the internet and data redundancy.

272737  addend: You can fit 2 cars instead of 1, but their bumpers will touch.

272929  Psymon: Hang on, let me just check in my hawkpack

272767  addend: @E. HONDA (Drinks. Passes out again.)

272893  wolfpk: They aren't that obvious. They do it digitally so you don't realize how much you are spending.

272909  wolfpk: Our "secret ingredient"

272910  wolfpk: The pillow got bigger

272928  wolfpk: Is now considered an anti-theft device.

272933  Peter Pantsless: The Aibo prototype was a little rough around the edges

272938  CrookedCop: Mr. Bark, I dont feel so good.

272902  DrNinjaman: Flying Nun Reboot

272906  DrNinjaman: INCIDENT.

272923  addend: You hide. I'll seek... eventually.

272892  UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

272925  DrNinjaman: "Get your ass up" is an expression, not to be taken literaly.

272911  UltraBeverly: This raddison has gravity dialation 2/5

272905  2Berries: I support reintroducing natual selection

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

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 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree
 Mike Michael: @Peter Pantsless You might like Battlemech Spotlights by Probable Koz, on YouTube
 Entertainmentalist: DD is at least less pretentious and they don't have moronic names for the sizes of the cups.
 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity We're getting a proper Mechwarrior 5 soon Unfortunately I had to sell all my miniatures but my sister in law and I play the card game and it's decent
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur if it's not hot and bitter as hell, it doesn't work as well. Need that slap in the face in the morning.
 Stom Premben: @Peter Pantsless Yay Battletech!
 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!
 WTF: Fuck the coffee, you had me at 'donuts'.
 Teechur: I have trained myself to drink horrible coffee. I don't even know what good coffee tastes like anymore.
 Psymon: @Sadbot @Peter Pantsless $KEKOEKEOEK Pathfinder is the way to go
 hajjpodge: I mean, Dunkin Donuts coffee actually is better?
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless @KEKOEKEOEK Nerds, F.A.T.A.L. or get out
 Peter Pantsless: @KEKOEKEOEK I prefer Battletech
Image 267916   09-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 Psymon: What otter you looking at?
Image 267915   09-18-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
 Mr Bleak: Penizza!
 Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.
 Religion X: Haw haw ... (yawn)
 Amy Housewine: You should go to a doctor with that rash.
 dobbiesdoogs: i know i ordered a 12 inch, but i wasn't expecting this
 FormerLurker: Holy shit that looks identical to the oven at a restaurant I worked at and we did the exact same thing but with a giant wad of cookie dough.
 Knice: I'm guessing it's hand-tossed. Often.
 a robot: Seems like something a @Stoner would come up with ;)
Image 267914   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
 Warren G Hardon: The pope from AMC's "Preacher"
 trelyate: quarter pounder
 The Man: Legend Of the Golden Starches
 Shay: Hamburglar has taken it to a new violent level.
 Warrax: You better be lovin' it, or else.
 Sadbot: Gotta give em the arches
 dobbiesdoogs: mcnug life
Image 267913   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 Slickbrew: Speed cameras are fine in theory, in that they should prevent people from speeding, but there are too many false positives. There's one my town that is near a school, and it's set to flash a bright light at you if you go over the school zone speed limit...except that it doesn't understand that after 5 PM and one weekends, the speed limit is back to normal, even in a school zone
 stunt nuts: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.
 wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!
 Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.
 tib gubb: or you could just use instagram like everyone else
Image 267912   09-17-18   Uploaded by    athiest
 Lemon Rage: Lol same
Image 267911   09-17-18   Uploaded by    happier
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 267910   09-17-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.
 Not A Bot: Well now that is otterly adorable
Image 267909   09-17-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!
 AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!
 Side Boob: Same.
 Amy Housewine: Judge Doom.
 addend: "What was in those treats?!"
 Festis: i think your dog is sick
Image 267908   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
 wolfpk: Grandma identified!
 addend: "Noisy, messy, and expensive. Would not eat again."
 FormerLurker: @Nope Right? How else are you supposed to clean babies?
 Nope: Then the cops come when I try to put in the washer, come on its my property I can do what I want.
Image 267907   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
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