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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 tib gubb: jorge lucazo
 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.
 Shay: TOE-HEHE
 WannaBee: I'm fairly certain that's the actor that plays Hodor in Game of Thrones.
 DrNinjaman: @NoRagrets I think it's forced perspective
 fanny: is this porn?
 Urn BooUrn: Thanks, Friendly Spaceship. For showing me that, yes, sexy Ewok costumes exist.
 ignatz: @NoRagrets Far away?
 NoRagrets: Cant tell if small or large or both
Image 267859   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
190
 
 Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…
 Spazstatic: @Shay you talking about their gun finger waggle?
 DrNinjaman: @hajjpodge How do you look at depression? That said, at least all these people are trying to cheer you up with their smiles!
 hajjpodge: Replace memes with depression and you got it, pal.
 wolfpk: Looking at memes is "something", so screw you!
 Shay: It's rude to point at people. More rude if you learned it through The Wiggles.
Image 267858   09-17-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
377
 
 wolfpk: That's nice of you. It will be hard for Batman to do it with a broken hand.
 Bohab: You better, you know how he gets
Image 267857   09-17-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
231
 
 Dr Awkward: Beauty of... wait, this wasn't posted by Mr. Kim!
 sparename: What tune does it play?
Image 267856   09-17-18   Uploaded by    MrBoffo
Score:
265
 
 trucker: Are your parents the makers of Presidents Choice foods?
 Mad Collager: Are we not men? We are ... oh. Never mind!
 Munkybut: The top one says Harm Others
 huskyboy: It was those damned BPA plastics. Weep for the world that will be.
Image 267855   09-17-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
296
 
 WTF: Those that don't change the paper already have it though.
 sodamachine: I wonder if those poor child laborers making these signs in an overseas sweatshop knew what the words meant
 SunWukong: I take that as a challenge.
Image 267854   09-17-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
543
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I have seen the future and it is indeed glorious
 charlemagne: hasn't the whole hipster scene died out yet?
 Entertainmentalist: I suspect that never was an actual product/prototype, but it would be pretty cool to have a PDA with audiocouple modem. Not hugely useful, but cool.
 WTF: "I say old bean, it only takes 20 minutes to scroll through the 132 'Fw:'s in the header from my mother's email."
 Dr Awkward: Electronic mail? What's next, this executive replaces his bespoke pipe for some sort of electronic cigarette?
 brutal: unhackable
 Hokie333: Receive messages and transmit Ear Herpes, courtesy of RCA.
Image 267853   09-17-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
127
 
 trelyate: penguin skeleton
Image 267852   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
408
 
 Mad Collager: @Zaxxoff @fanny According to the news story, these squirrel kits got tangled up with nesting material and each other. Someone pulled them out and brought them to a nature center. All five had to be anesthetized simultaneously, as they were, shall we say, excited. Once that was done, the vets cut them loose from the nest material, without cutting their tails. The operation was a success, and all five were doing fine the next day. They will be kept another couple of days to spot any signs of necrosis, as the blood flow was constricted by the tangle.
 DrNinjaman: I remember this scene from the Hurt Locker
 fanny: this is SAD
 robford: Somewhere in Wisconsin there's a 9 year old kid well on the path to being the biggest dickhead the world has ever known
 Stoner: The Squirrel King of Wisconsin
Image 267851   09-17-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
906
 
 Shay: That cat is responsible for #267851
 homeless: Basking
 Sadbot: I'd go on whatever quest this blessed cat requested of me
Image 267850   09-17-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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