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273229  Sadbot: Same, but I don't snap anything to a grid. Anarchy in the USA....and across 3 monitors

273229  Peter Pantsless: I think I puked in my mouth a little

273124  SuedeOxford: Round boi

273226  Annoying Vegan : I keep meaning to try aerial yoga

273224  Not A Bot: Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, repeat.

273209  Bitcoin Burglar: Gramma?

273203  antipatterns: This dude definitely has a Pantera tape in there

273213  Urn BooUrn: Helps straighten your. Be warned it's hard and may be uncomfortable at first.

273212  antipatterns: I like eyehorn.

273214  Urn BooUrn: This porn is weird.

273217  Urn BooUrn: Get a tattoo of your loved ones, wearing their favorite outfit.

273221  Prostata: met his girlfriend on ancestry.com

273220  Starry Lemon: 1 800 EAT SHIU? I don't see how that applies. Who even is Shiu?

273219  Peter Pantsless: If you go by AG you'd think that all cats have either dichromatism or only one eye

273227  ignatz: @Peter Pantsless Chicken butt!

273214  fanny: There's a Chuck Tingle title that goes with this I bet...

273201  Butcherboy: Like you and me dont both know@Mr. Butt

273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
856
 
 tib gubb: pow, right in the hisser
 PenguinBartender: SHORYUKEN!
 dangerkeith3000: FINISH HIM!
 dobbiesdoogs: *punch-out collapsing boxer sound*
Image 267748   09-16-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
433
 
 Lunimeow: I'll catch that hedgehog!!
Image 267747   09-16-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
396
 
 electrode: At first, as I was scrolling down, I thought this was an enormous pair of black pants
Image 267746   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
327
 
 Sadbot: ONE PUUUUNCH! *guitar riffs*
Image 267745   09-16-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
302
 
 Side Boob: Shooting unarmed people is still OK though, right?
 addend: A pic of the sign alone would've been enough.
 Annoying Vegan : So now youre both assholes?
Image 267744   09-16-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
329
 
 addend: "Exit left to ninth circle."
 SuedeOxford: I use the sidewalk so I can face God and walk backward into hell when the zoo bans be for hollering at the animals.
 2Berries: The struggle is unreal
 Hyphae: Nice people walk and assholes drive. I do a little of both, so that makes me a nice asshole
Image 267743   09-16-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
182
 
 Theimposter: ... No, thanks.
 jochenau: In this case, a picture saves a thousand pages. Now I know the rest of the book isn't worth reading.
 dobbiesdoogs: where does the timecube fit in?
 Sadbot: @ChubbyBuddy how else will I learn to cast "Ward Against Pizza Proprietors"?
 ChubbyBuddy: dont post Qanon shit here plz
Image 267742   09-16-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
464
 
 Side Boob: Help me Obi-Wan Borkfobi. You're my only hope!
Image 267741   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
315
 
 Sadbot: @jochenau yeah, kinda my point, we wouldn't need to have a huge, bureaucratically dense VA if we stopped sending people into combat for the profit of the defense industry
 jochenau: @Sadbot Well, it would certainly help if we could stop bombing places for stupid reasons (an ounce of prevention, etc.). It'd still probably be a good idea to make the VA not horrible though.
 Sadbot: It's always funny that the subtext of these literal flag-waving cartoons is "we gotta take care of are troops, but eternal warfare is just a fact of life"
Image 267740   09-16-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
245
 
 WannaBee: Lol! Lollipop!
 Peter Pantsless: Oh I get it, because of the internet
Image 267739   09-16-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
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