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273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 propro: That's depressing on multiple levels
 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Just imagine how burdensome it is to clean a human-sized doll.
 E. HONDA: yes, women would definitely sign their collective message as "--Females"
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina Plus you'd have to clean it afterward...eww
 jochenau: Let's describe female psychology as negative, then suggest that women's only value to men is as sex partners. EMPOWERMENT
 trelyate: my tummy was making rumblies that only hands can satisfy
 Mr. Butt: lol @ people who think masturbation is worse than sex. I got my technique down, bitches.
 DrNinjaman: Checkmate,females.
 KingTrebek: @Christina I would argue lonelier
 Prostata: @Christina or possibly worse
 Christina: Fucking a Real Doll(tm) is as lonely as masturbating.
 tib gubb: it's great that somebody who would speak for half of our entire species would happen to be an apparent bitch
Image 267648   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
635
 
 itskando: @DrNinjaman Oof. This comment is too cold .. and also (un)just right.
 augustus: @a robot lolllll...
 a robot: @DrNinjaman That's probably what gave Goldilocks the munchies for all that porridge
 DrNinjaman: Did they have marijuana?
Image 267647   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
426
 
 itskando: Defrag dog
Image 267646   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
447
 
 Mr Bleak: "Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." But I am afraid. Afraid to be left in the same room as her. Oh, it'll start well, polite small talk. But before you know it, one of the dolls will have a knife, and it'll all go downhill from there.
Image 267645   09-16-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
286
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Eat a dick
Image 267644   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
231
 
 werterland: I want to know what the F button is for.
 E. HONDA: yeah but not long after you put it in, it starts yelling at you to take it out
 dangerkeith3000: I'm kink shaming this card reader.
 Oh Don Piano: just the tip
 Michael Tripe: Ugh. Pay contactless instead.
 Spazstatic: I don't go out enough. I thought this was a remote control and was confused. Evidentially I don't use a remote enough either.
 BavidDowie: Well, what kind of store is this? That other sticker says, "Stink Sack"
Image 267643   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
485
 
 Mr Bleak: @Nope Only for the robot, if @a robot is to be believed.
 werterland: SLEEP, LITTLE DUMPLING. I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER.
 WannaBee: Is this a pedopolarbear?
 a robot: This is how the robot apocalypse begins, I just thought I should let you know
 Nope: That cord is going to be a problem
 DrNinjaman: Operation "Dump the old people into volcanos" can commence!
 grizzly: That awkward moment when you're checking out...
Image 267642   09-16-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
552
 
 Air Biscuit: You can start a band and have your stage name be dr.frog. it worked for that worm.
 Mr. Butt: TurboRAD for Natalie Dee.
 ChubbyBuddy: a doctor would know that frog tits are supple and pillowy
 Spazstatic: My name is Doctor Worm. I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm. I like to play the drums. I think I'm getting better but I can handle criticism.
 Hyphae: Ug... *Frog doctor*... I miss purple :-F
 Hyphae: Then I'll be the best from doctor I can be
Image 267641   09-16-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
841
 
 Vladimir Puta: They got more bounce in California
 Not A Bot: Why is this guy single?
 Coolguy: More bounce by the ounce
Image 267640   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
680
 
 Hyphae: MLEEERP
Image 267639   09-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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