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273214  fanny: There's a Chuck Tingle title that goes with this I bet...

273201  Butcherboy: Like you and me dont both know@Mr. Butt

273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India


273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art…

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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 vape station: Johnny Tightlips.
 Shay: I don't no.
 FabricMan: @FormerLurker Surprise! The South has metastasized! This is from YOUR neighborhood!
 livelovebarf: @Felicity Doesn't no
 Extreme Locorito: Hopefully the fact that it's junior high and a pretest means that this is a 13 year old who doesn't know these things now but will know them after taking the class
 Dr Awkward: The student has it right.... Dont. No.
 FormerLurker: Wow. Id sarcastically ask what year this was from, but Im worried the answer would be in the last decade. So instead Ill ask which state south of the Mason Dixon this came from?
 a robot: @Knice *deep shudder*
 Knice: Transcript from our Supreme Court nomination hearing.
Image 267576   09-15-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 267575   09-15-18   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 Mr Bleak: Excuse me miss, you dropped this "L".
 Yam: Pheasant*
 Bluetocracy: @Felicity Is that a euphemism for something?
 durian: @Felicity Lol
 ethernet: Hey, YOU'RE the one riding the tram.
 Mextreme Enchirito: Without a comma it sounds like she's a cockney asking you not to touch her peasant
Image 267574   09-15-18   Uploaded by    dorian
 apoxia: Finally. Pets wearing seatbelts.
 Spazstatic: :)
Image 267573   09-15-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Dr Awkward: Alternatively: Sorry I pooped when I laughed
Image 267572   09-15-18   Uploaded by    realjon
 ignatz: They're still and quiet cos they're terrified..
 tib gubb: unripe bun
 Skinr: Fresh bun!
Image 267571   09-15-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
 NonRhetorical: Justified and ancient
Image 267570   09-15-18   Uploaded by    toad
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 267569   09-15-18   Uploaded by    potato
 earl: @SuedeOxford At least no one threw fries at your mustache
 SuedeOxford: @Felicity my mustache is larger than average for a woman, but I'm told that's normal for men my age.
 ssignature: Angry
 spacedawg: My eyebrows are pointer than average for a woman and a teenage girl once threw fries at me on the bus because she thought I was glaring at her
 Springbok: For those curious, this is a Blue-grey Gnatcatcher. Their chirps sound like squeaky toys for dogs.
 Side Boob: Resting birb face.
Image 267568   09-15-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 Colty Brumb: No ragrats
 itskando: One on top: Prom
 Spazstatic: So it slows down orgasm, presumably by some numbing medicines? I know ignition retardation slows or delays the combustion of the air/fuel mix to ensure the efficient transfer of energy from fuel to the piston... Or something to that effect.
 tib gubb: it's pronounced 'ritard'
 BavidDowie: Forte Asshole
 Darmstadtium: @a robot So... those are not multivitamins?
 a robot: Words in other languages sometimes look or sound similar to things in your own language. Amazing, I know.
Image 267567   09-15-18   Uploaded by    jonz
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