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269011  Side Boob: "Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"

269025  FormerLurker: @Nope EXACTLY!!! Did you go there too?!

268974  Felicity: Hashtag resistance

268978  Felicity: If you see someone drowning, IOI

268985  Felicity: Everyone agrees with DFENS up to a certain point and then he loses them. The question each of us must ask ourselves is where does he lose you? Also, one of my friends did a hilarious impression of when the old lady barfs while he's having his fast food meltdown

269005  Not A Bot: Damn, you can buy ANYTHING on J-List.

269024  Side Boob: Pupper is on house arrest.

269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

268985  mwoody: @Warrax It's part of why I love this movie. It indulges in the violent fantasy, but it doesn't flinch or look away until we see ALL of the character. They say the key to a happy ending is knowing when to stop talking; this movie refuses to stop until the true end.

269023  Annoying Vegan : I accept any quest this dog has for me.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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 Side Boob: Indus Valley RFID door keys
 ThoughtlessGentleman: a glory hole museum! i need this type of culture in my life.
 Big Bong Theory: Etruscan guitar picks
 Mad Collager: Qin Dynasty trick shooter's playing cards
 AdaMan: Assyrian shoe horns
 DrNinjaman: Babylonian Truck Nutz
 Zaxxoff: Mesopotamian elevator call buttons
 WTF: Yanomomo Penis Stretchers
 ignatz: Greco-Roman Spaghetti guages
 bug: Cherokee windshield scrapers.
 bug: Aztec iPhone covers.
 sparename: Mediaeval bread tags
Image 267201   09-13-18   Uploaded by    prospector
 dangerkeith3000: Lucky dog.
Image 267200   09-13-18   Uploaded by    maura
 Mad Collager: I'll share the hedge with you, Baby!
 Shay: Spring Hill Zone - Act I
 sparename: Boss Hogg and Daisy Dukes?
Image 267199   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Mr Bleak: An ex-boss had a Saab convertible - we all loved him soooo muuuuch that when it rained we just took bets on how much water we could get in it before he noticed.
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA HA!
 SuedeOxford: @DrNinjaman autocomplete doesn't like pics, I guess.
 Mad Collager: Well, at least it isn't snowing.
 DrNinjaman: @SuedeOxford "picks"?
 SuedeOxford: I love pics of soaking wet Volvos spread wide open ready to take four dudes.
 VoR: Don't worry I'll just buy another
Image 267198   09-13-18   Uploaded by    carlin
 VeeKay: What a great ass you got
 bug: All I ever wanted was a little ass.
 Stumpwiz: Burrito?
Image 267197   09-13-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 Side Boob: @Stumpwiz you mean "Better" :v
 dangerkeith3000: Kitty and the Lords of the Underworld
 sparename: His name is "Stevens"
 Stumpwiz: Probably sounds the same as Yoko.
 trelyate: Metallicat
Image 267196   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Shay: Would have been more hilarious if the comic ended at the fourth panel.
 DrNinjaman: So, is the cape bulletproof? Or is he holding it in his fist for a little zazz?
 MrBoffo: Why "bang!" instead of "p-toww!"?
 VoR: Sounds like a guilty conscience.
 Throwbot: Meanwhile, the gunman reloaded and fired off another magazine
Image 267195   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 DrNinjaman: Looks like character 2 has lost his gumption
 lionstrong: Tarka Dal and Bhindi Bhaji of the Vindaloovian Empire
 fanny: Ted Cruz looks pretty happy in that first picture
 MrBoffo: These Comedy / Tragedy masks are weird
Image 267194   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
 Mad Collager: Sigh. There's NOTHING on!
 redmonkey3: @Not A Bot - William Gibson novel, yes ?
 Teechur: I guess I'm happy for the gazelle, but I'm sad that the cheetah missed out on a tasty meal. Darn you, Animal Planet!
 Not A Bot: The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Image 267193   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
 Science: @wolfpk: All little bullies have something bad planned. My little one has decided that destroying TP rolls is the best game ever.
 wolfpk: Pupper is planning some bad shit!
Image 267192   09-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
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