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268922  Felicity: "I'm still healing from a previous relationship and I can't be with anyone right now" translates to "I'm dating your friend"

268953  Korrok: Aw yeah.

269005  Spazstatic: @WannaBee I especially like that the download button is on the screenshot.

268931  Felicity: Invasion of the Body Snatchers

269027  Kaviri: Rules agree, bishops abuse sex - got it.

269016  Spazstatic: Catorce!

269023  Spazstatic: @GTA VII looks like it's a child's booster seat or something similar. They often have that mesh on them.

268990  PenguinBartender: IDGI?

269040  courtney: Just based on the beer selection, I'm going with "hipster faux dive bar".

268953  Felicity: And yet the 75 dollar car looks happier

268954  Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011  grizzly: A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!

268972  Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268976  Side Boob: Bob Ross painted with more feeling AND had a squirrel in his pocket that one time.

269016  PenguinBartender: ...Tres?

269011  Side Boob: "Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"

269025  FormerLurker: @Nope EXACTLY!!! Did you go there too?!

268974  Felicity: Hashtag resistance

268978  Felicity: If you see someone drowning, IOI

268985  Felicity: Everyone agrees with DFENS up to a certain point and then he loses them. The question each of us must ask ourselves is where does he lose you? Also, one of my friends did a hilarious impression of when the old lady barfs while he's having his fast food meltdown

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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 San DoDo: @Teechur @Mr. Butt Learning is fun :)
 Hokie333: @Teechur TRIGGERED. I worked as a computer lab assistant in college, helping people use Word to type their papers (early '90s, when it wasn't yet mandatory for students to have computers or computer skills). The bane of my existence was people who'd manually hit Enter between lines (twice to do double-spacing) and then wondered why everything went wonky after they changed margins or font size.
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt @San DoDo A stoodint turned in a research paper that was triple-spaced Arial 14 and 2" margins. Hitting enter between paragraphs made it so ridiculous that I didn't bother grading it. I based the grade on square inches of text.
 VeeKay: @Donut Makes it easy for organ donation after he's shot dead in class
 tib gubb: ARE YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SURE THO
 Donut: This raises a disturbing question. Which teachers in Greg's school required him to list his blood type and birthdate in his header?
 Mr. Butt: @San DoDo Most teachers ask for Times New Roman, size 12, double spaced. Despite being ugly as hell, it makes it easy to leave notes/comments between lines.
 San DoDo: That line spacing :O is that legit for an essay in the US?
 Shay: Type O Negative was an awesome band.
 Mr. Butt: teasing, wrestling, yelling...and presumably gladiator movies.
Image 267136   09-13-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
482
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman She should have eye and ear protection when surfing the internet.
 shwoarty: @Trafalgar That must have been it! Thanks!
 Trafalgar: @Felicity There was a Far Side comic, grilledsloinwww.pinterestburgerpin/99008891788441161/
 DrNinjaman: She should have eye and ear protection when operating a pneumatic hammer.
 Wort Mumpus: I have a vague memory of a construction worker saying "Let your gut do the work!" in a comedy of some sort, but my Google fu is not up to it. Probably The Simpsons though
 WTF: @Dr Awkward Change my mind.
 Dr Awkward: Prove it.
Image 267135   09-13-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
238
 
 VeeKay: Freedom from that horrible biological imperative
Image 267134   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
237
 
 DrNinjaman: Somebody tell Jewel
 Not A Bot: I'd wear that proudly.
 fanny: Will you tie me up?
 WannaBee: Will you hold my tongue?
Image 267133   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
735
 
 some guy : Whoa, look at the shitter on that critter!
 DrNinjaman: Disney Thong!
 Mad Collager: @a robot Gosh, I didn't even notice the birds at first. I thought she had just passed fierce wind.
 a robot: Also, what happened to the bottom half of her dress??
 a robot: Would the evil queen have woodland creatures helping her though? I thought that was an innocent princess thing mostly
 Dr Awkward: Toilet, toilet, in the loo; Boy, I really gotta poo.
 Dr Awkward: Shitter, shitter, in the stall; Whyd I try the Dining Hall?
 Prostata: those birds have seen some shit
 Shay: What a wicked shitter.
Image 267132   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
525
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 267131   09-13-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
106
 
 MasterTwig: I don't get any matches in bars either.
 Not A Bot: Hail Mary, made of glass, go up inside me. Blessed art thou amongst dildos, and blessed is the fruit of thy use, orgasm.
Image 267130   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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 Not A Bot: Racist if true.
 Shay: @Dr Awkward Ahhh, got it now. I've never read or seen any of the Harry Potter books and movies, so I probably wouldn't even recognize her if I saw her walking pass by me.
 Dr Awkward: @Shay The one before is HI, and that is JK Rowling
 Shay: Not sure what IJK is suppose to mean.
 MrBoffo: Copyright infringement is your best posting value
 sparenamelaptopdied: Alphabetti Graffiti
Image 267129   09-13-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
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 Scoo: I'm certain "bear garlic" is a euphemism, but I'm not sure I want to know for what
 Spazstatic: Isn't salvia a hallucinogen?
 Morpen Lungus: Chicken nuggets sound way more appetising than cream cheese foam with bear garlic
 a robot: @Shay Yeah, and why'd they steal some bear's personal garlic to make it?
 Shay: Homemade Salvia-Tortellini sounds incredibly disgusting.
 Mad Collager: I thought it was common knowledge that wives usually order the bandit plate for dessert, making sure their husbands get something the wives like for dessert.
Image 267128   09-13-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
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 Korrok: I have to laugh.
Image 267127   09-13-18   Uploaded by    steve
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