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269005  Not A Bot: Damn, you can buy ANYTHING on J-List.

269024  Side Boob: Pupper is on house arrest.

269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

268985  mwoody: @Warrax It's part of why I love this movie. It indulges in the violent fantasy, but it doesn't flinch or look away until we see ALL of the character. They say the key to a happy ending is knowing when to stop talking; this movie refuses to stop until the true end.

269023  Annoying Vegan : I accept any quest this dog has for me.

269015  Zaxxoff: I am potato. Cheese is Yummilicious.

269032  Gentleman: I love her baby too.

268992  Dr. Bathroom: Well, if it's for charity...

268997  Eleftheros: Bills Nye the debt guy, Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

269025  Peter Pantsless: If this umbrella's rockin'...

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1. MrBoffo
2. VeeKay
3. Not A Bot
4. Shay
5. a robot
6. Teechur
7. Annoying Vegan
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9. Air Biscuit
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (755 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (726 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (690 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (688 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (671 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 3661 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2769 points
 3. Sydney: 1892 points
 4. wolfskin: 1812 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1770 points
 8. Shay: 1761 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1528 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1390 points
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 FireBreathingMarmot: Poor kitty. Would a whole, live goat make you feel better?
 Slickbrew: The new switcherino actually works when you're writing in the voice of a cat
 bad tony: "I'm going to give you the sad kitty eyes until you let go of my tail"
Image 267064   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
248
 
 BavidDowie: Tetris:The Musical
 White Rice: One hell of a boxing match up there.
 DrNinjaman: Failure to think outside the box
Image 267063   09-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
384
 
 werterland: Once again, Obvious Plant doesn't let down on the UPC. (606949031626 so you can copy/paste)
 MrBoffo: Overpriced
 MylesX: The best one is the first Walter. He has Garry Shandling hair
 DrNinjaman: Get a Job, Studfindin' Stud!
 SuedeOxford: That's cool. It's fake.
Image 267062   09-12-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
189
 
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 267061   09-12-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
153
 
 Science: Yep, it's plumb. Carpenter's dream right there.
 Scoo: Shake it off
 fanny: @Mr. Butt *high five*
 WTF: On the level... that's a flat butt.
 Mr. Butt: All butts are great, for we are the children of the great butt in the sky.
 DrNinjaman: Studfindin' Stud strikes again!
 a robot: Asses come in all shapes and sizes
Image 267060   09-12-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
670
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 267059   09-12-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
201
 
 Not A Bot: This movie from Helen Keller's point of view was alright.
 catsanddogs: The Rock is one to talk about foreheads
Image 267058   09-12-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
354
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: So ruff, so tuff, out here in the suburbs.
 hajjpodge: da motherfuckin' poopzone
 Sadbot: I was thanked by a neighbor for picking up my dog's shit, I told them I don't need thanked, other people need turds shoved in their mailbox
Image 267057   09-12-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
522
 
 DrNinjaman: *gasp*
 Lavos: "RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!"
 kinggheedra: it does not like this
 Himesama: When bae says "no"
 lecj07: "YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE I AM LOUDER AAA!"
 a robot: "UNHAND ME, FILTHY MAMMAL!"
Image 267056   09-12-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
634
 
 Lavos: Hello, ladies.
 lecj07: @Mad Collager Like a nice toasty blanket maybe?
 Mad Collager: Let me slip into something more cornfortable.
Image 267055   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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