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269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

268985  mwoody: @Warrax It's part of why I love this movie. It indulges in the violent fantasy, but it doesn't flinch or look away until we see ALL of the character. They say the key to a happy ending is knowing when to stop talking; this movie refuses to stop until the true end.

269023  Annoying Vegan : I accept any quest this dog has for me.

269015  Zaxxoff: I am potato. Cheese is Yummilicious.

269032  Gentleman: I love her baby too.

268992  Dr. Bathroom: Well, if it's for charity...

268997  Eleftheros: Bills Nye the debt guy, Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

269025  Peter Pantsless: If this umbrella's rockin'...

269018  Not A Bot: I'll warn you, if you do it she gets all the everything.

269020  FabricMan: Being "too poor" just means the thief can steal what little you do have without repercussions.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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 thecraftywolf: plot twist: they arent finding the cure... they are creating the virus
 pusha p: "We did it! Unfortunately, it's a vaccine..." We're all deficient in some area or other. I would welcome a cure for my own particular stupidities
 Sadbot: @antipatterns Next trip to the bookstore, my fellow WH40k ork. Also, hallucinogens are pretty much nature's antidepressant, good on Huxley.
 antipatterns: "Between the Utopian and primitive horns of his dilemma would lie the possibility of sanity... In this community economics would be decentralist and Henry-Georgian, politics Kropotkinesque and co-operative. Science and technology would be used as though, like the Sabbath, they had been made for man, not (as at present and still more so in the Brave New World) as though man were to be adapted and enslaved to them. Religion would be the conscious and intelligent pursuit of man's Final End, the unitive knowledge of immanent Tao or Logos, the transcendent Godhead or Brahman. And the prevailing philosophy of life would be a kind of Higher Utilitarianism, in which the Greatest Happiness principle would be secondary to the Final End principle the first question to be asked and answered in eve
 antipatterns: @Zaxxoff @dangerkeith3000 @Sadbot Read Huxley's "Island," which is a counter-point to BNW after he started to experiment with hallucinogens. Pretty much turned into a Trotskyite in the best possible way.
 wolfpk: It's called "The Darwin Awards."
 Sadbot: @fumbduck Eugenics is the most radical of centrism
 Side Boob: @Micro Jackson And 'power tools'!
 dangerkeith3000: @Zaxxoff That was a good book. It was supposed to be more or less a dystopian world, but I thought it wasn't a bad way to live.
 Micro Jackson: It's called "motorcycles"
 fumbduck: For once the the switcherino improved what I wrote.
 fumbduck: Step two: don't let the far right or the far left have kids.
 bug: Step one: make sure Billy doesn't wear safety gloves or goggles while handling hydrochloric acid.
 Zaxxoff: In Brave New World, Aldous Huxley explains why we need stupid people.
Image 267003   09-12-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
245
 
 fumbduck: Not beating him or his mom helps too.
Image 267002   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
230
 
 Tacorleone: @Annoying Vegan @Lunimeow Same here except age 23. I kept renewing my learner's permit over and over. It was easy since it just required reading the manual and passing a written test. I always got 95 because one of the 20 questions was badly worded and misleading, and it would always be just long enough between tests that I would forget to compensate for it. Also, touchscreens are badly designed
 VeeKay: Crushing existential dread
 Annoying Vegan : @Lunimeow I did it! Through the power of crippling fear! I got my first license at 29. True story!
 dangerkeith3000: Those are all different people.
 Lunimeow: How do you go through 3 learner's permits??
 El hefe: #3 has the illuminati endorsement
 Mr. Butt: Definitely like t.he third hairstyle t.he best.
Image 267001   09-12-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
255
 
 Not A Bot: I took a thing and skinned it with an atypical thing
 copunter: riiight. used to
 Micro Jackson: Why did you turn off the taps? Were you trying to starve me to death?
 Science: It's doubly fucking weird to send your mom that card
Image 267000   09-12-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
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 tib gubb: stupid sexy corn
 copunter: vvvv ahaha
 Teechur: What is this smut?
 Knice: Come to me. Be my queen.
 BavidDowie: cornographic
 Side Boob: Stupid sexy corn!
 fanny: as if corn wasnt sexy enough already!
 dangerkeith3000: NEBRASKAN PORN
 Micro Jackson: If the corn fits, wear it
 Science: I'd love to hon, but I keep getting those strings stuck in my chompers...
 Ihminen: Knice is a fashion designer now?
 WannaBee: *me
 WannaBee: Excuse me, my ears are up here.
 wolfpk: This is corny
 Zaxxoff: time for creamed corn
 Mad Collager: She said, in a husky voice.
Image 266999   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
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 Hokie333: Head Like a Hole
 a robot: That's nice, dear.
 Annoying Vegan : John Baldessaris work is pretty good.
 Otterman: Stare not into her void face, for it stares back into thee
 Spazstatic: And now everybody does.
Image 266998   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
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 Prostata: there's a new Sharif in town, pardner
Image 266997   09-12-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Who killed captain alex is an... interesting movie. I recommend seeing the trailer on youtube.
 Spazstatic: Eh, close enough.
 Spazstatic: @FabricMan let's see how much gets changed... *ahem* I will show you the way.
 FabricMan: Is this what's happened to AG?
Image 266996   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
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 HermwoodLitmajor: Crab shere
 DrNinjaman: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything on the menu has fish in it." "Mmm, what about the bread? Does that have much fish in it?""Yes."
 VeeKay: Also, they will be full of microplastics
 Micro Jackson: Yum!
 El hefe: Rutgers University
 sparename: But what about my low-crab diet?
 SuedeOxford: Same
 Side Boob: Jokes on you! I already have them! Oh, wait :(
Image 266995   09-12-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
544
 
 a robot: Let him OUT :(
 VeeKay: Fur snek
Image 266994   09-12-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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