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268922  Felicity: "I'm still healing from a previous relationship and I can't be with anyone right now" translates to "I'm dating your friend"

268953  Korrok: Aw yeah.

269005  Spazstatic: @WannaBee I especially like that the download button is on the screenshot.

268931  Felicity: Invasion of the Body Snatchers

269027  Kaviri: Rules agree, bishops abuse sex - got it.

269016  Spazstatic: Catorce!

269023  Spazstatic: @GTA VII looks like it's a child's booster seat or something similar. They often have that mesh on them.

268990  PenguinBartender: IDGI?

269040  courtney: Just based on the beer selection, I'm going with "hipster faux dive bar".

268953  Felicity: And yet the 75 dollar car looks happier

268954  Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011  grizzly: A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!

268972  Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268976  Side Boob: Bob Ross painted with more feeling AND had a squirrel in his pocket that one time.

269016  PenguinBartender: ...Tres?

269011  Side Boob: "Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"

269025  FormerLurker: @Nope EXACTLY!!! Did you go there too?!

268974  Felicity: Hashtag resistance

268978  Felicity: If you see someone drowning, IOI

268985  Felicity: Everyone agrees with DFENS up to a certain point and then he loses them. The question each of us must ask ourselves is where does he lose you? Also, one of my friends did a hilarious impression of when the old lady barfs while he's having his fast food meltdown

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3. Not A Bot
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9. Annoying Vegan
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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug



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jadensmith uploaded 268893 (690 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (689 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (688 points)
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 3. Sydney: 1887 points
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 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
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 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1528 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1390 points
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 White Rice: Paging Dr. Tinycat, paging Dr. Tinycat. They're ready for you in surgery.
 wolfpk: She is operating on a mouse. If it dies, the cat will eat it.
 Mr Bleak: I got my own scalpels, but nurse - retractor!
Image 266951   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
510
 
 Zaxxoff: You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex.
 MrBoffo: The Life Aquatic
 ignatz: @addend I was going with see shells..
 addend: See turtles.
Image 266950   09-12-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
283
 
 Micro Jackson: Great now Mom is on Bagbus
 addend: When u so stupid you think the ransom will pay off your student loans.
Image 266949   09-12-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
327
 
 Amy Housewine: @a robot Kids and their binary graffiti.
 addend: @a robot You /are/ special. They can never take that away from you. :)
 a robot: I saw a train the other day with a bunch of graffiti on it that included my name. It made me feel pretty special
Image 266948   09-12-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
349
 
 Spazstatic: Good grief these new switcheroos...
 Spazstatic: @apoxia relatives. In my case, mother-in-law and two sisters-in-law.
 apoxia: Otherwise known as children
Image 266947   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
274
 
 DrNinjaman: My Claus are very powerful!
 Air Biscuit: Now who will champion the cause of rampant consumerism?
Image 266946   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
400
 
 Not A Bot: The Byobia raptor is even dumber looking
Image 266945   09-12-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
269
 
 ignatz: Needs a ball-gag
 steve: SCTV had a sketch like this once, 35 years ago. The Cruising Gourmet
Image 266944   09-11-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
352
 
 Side Boob: Gods help me, but I support this! Pre-shredded cheese always tastes different because of the corn starch used to keep the shreds from sticking together. Shred that shit yourself!
 FormerLurker: Eh, bad. Too close to the real thing...
 Knice: Prohibitive effort-to-humor ratio.
Image 266943   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
265
 
 trucker: At least they still watch TV
Image 266942   09-11-18   Uploaded by    communist
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